my claim to fame--whats yours?

I fingered Katherine Jenkins in Womanby Street two years before she was famous.

Bet she had a right hairy minge

I fingered Katherine Jenkins in Womanby Street two years before she was famous.

Bet she had a right hairy minge

Not as hairy as Catherine Zeta-Jones though. I've also fingered her and she had a right old growler on her.

I fingered Katherine Jenkins in Womanby Street two years before she was famous.

Bet she had a right hairy minge

Not as hairy as Catherine Zeta-Jones though. I've also fingered her and she had a right old growler on her.

that was her husband mate lol

I fingered Katherine Jenkins in Womanby Street two years before she was famous.

Bet she had a right hairy minge

Not as hairy as Catherine Zeta-Jones though. I've also fingered her and she had a right old growler on her.

that was her husband mate lol

No, this was years before she met the old gripper. She had a clit like a scallop and a clacker that smelt of Port Talbot.

I had a punch up with ken dodd after an arguement about tax dodging.I wrestled his ticklestick off him and shoved it up his arse-then i fucked up all his diddymen!!

I have the world record getting from ninian park to Cardiff central station chased by 50 screaming Chelsea yobs.

Scored 4 goals for Bristol City Youth team, on my debut, played up front with a very nice guy Howard Pritchard, a Grange boy I think who looked after me and actually made it with them, he eventually ended up at Maidstone, by the way my debut was one and only game for them, thought i done enough, Alan Dicks their manager at the time was watching, but not close enogh

If that Chelsea game was the 86 littlewoods cup tie when we beat them 2 - 1 I was just in front of you running for my life because I had a feeling they didn't want to discuss the nights game

I fingered Katherine Jenkins in Womanby Street two years before she was famous.

You lucky b*stard

I was on Sportsnight hitting a punchbag as a 4 year old when they come to do a feature on Jonny Owen before his fatal world title fight.

Harry Carpenter asked if I was going to "be the next Jonny Owen".

I once snorted cocaine off Shirley Basseys breasts in the Cornwall.

I once shouted up Bonnie Tylers arsehole to see if there was a natural echo.

i once played a snooker 4 baller with tim healy, jeromy irons and andy de-la-tours
i have prepared and cooked food for all the older royal family, including diane but none of the younger generation.
oh
and i work with 2hats of GLC

Have been on Egg Heads and went to Shirley Bassey's 70th birthday bash at Cliveden

I passed the ball to Del Peiro who went on to score pass GG Buffon!

Jenner Park
When Italy trained before the played Wales (sparky years)

Signed Balls and pendants if anybodys interested

My wifes cousin is married to gary liniker, does that count?

My wifes cousin is married to gary liniker, does that count?

No

My wifes cousin is married to gary liniker, does that count?

No

I've no claim to fame then

I was a mascot for the City four times, we lost each time

And I share my birthday with Malky

And Paul Whitehouse is a relative of mine, apparently
Sister told me yrs ago when he was at a cousins wedding

don't forget getting a Jack sent off

I was on the kids game show Finders Keepers in 1991, it was the show you had to raid the rooms with Neil Bucannan

THE TWINS

I got thrown out of the Tiswas studios for jamming my head in between Sally James tits during a Tenpole Tudor interview phone-in.

I've scored against the jacks in a welsh youth league fixture at the old Morfa stadium (lost 3-1)
I also beat Rangers and Scotland international Billy Dodds in Tennis when working in Crete, he was with Dundee Utd at the time.

Craig Bellamy mother Angela is my cousin her father is my fathers brother.

My wifes cousin is married to gary liniker, does that count?

No

I've no claim to fame then

ummm no

Played cards with Freddy Pethard, Bill Irwin and David Giles in the Bluebirds club, also been kicked out of the Bluebirds club for singing city songs along with others when they were playing bingo after returning from an away game. I think it was after the Brighton away game where Robin Friday got sent off. We have always had plastics at our club

Done the soccer am all sports 60 second dart challenge before Phil Taylor v Peter Manley (i think) in world darts championship final in 2007. Then was on the all sports show on the Friday night got interviewed and everything. Was supposed to go on the main show on the Saturday morning ( day we played arsenal at highbury) but got too pissed on the Friday night to wake up at 8am to go to the studios!!

I put the writing on the side of Daves Coach for Gavin & stacey.
Did a sketched portrait for princess Diana when I was in school.
Served chips to Tom Jones when I worked at Barry Island Pleasure park as a young teenager.

Would have liked to have been known as the creator Of the badge used for Cardiff City FC 2013-2014... Sadly that one didn't happen.

in my teens i went out with a bird who later married steve james the snooker player

I was on Sportsnight hitting a punchbag as a 4 year old when they come to do a feature on Jonny Owen before his fatal world title fight.

Harry Carpenter asked if I was going to "be the next Jonny Owen".

i remember you telling me that about a year ago on here.jonny owen-great man

[quote="Skewett"]I have been picked to play vets football for Wales against England at the Millennium Stadium in May you must know Pat Pope good enough to play and should be after the trails last year

I completed supermario64 in Japanese.