BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!

a lot of people have bought the darren bent,kenwyn jones/cameon jerome nonsense

sordell would be a great signing

Not everyone who is possibly underwhelmed by Sordell was reeled in by the Bent nonsense.

Would rather go for someone in form like Charlie Austin.

a lot of people have bought the darren bent,kenwyn jones/cameon jerome nonsense

sordell would be a great signing

Not everyone who is possibly underwhelmed by Sordell was reeled in by the Bent nonsense.

Would rather go for someone in form like Charlie Austin.

Charlie Austin is where our club should be concentrating first. There is a bit of Prem interest but around the £2 - £3million mark. Austin is a goalscorer and for £4million would see us fly this league.

a lot of people have bought the darren bent,kenwyn jones/cameon jerome nonsense

sordell would be a great signing

Not everyone who is possibly underwhelmed by Sordell was reeled in by the Bent nonsense.

Would rather go for someone in form like Charlie Austin.

Charlie Austin is where our club should be concentrating first. There is a bit of Prem interest but around the £2 - £3million mark. Austin is a goalscorer and for £4million would see us fly this league.

I agree Wayne, I don't think Austin will go to Wigan and run the risk of ending back up in the championship come may, he will not start at everton due to Jelevic and Fellaini. The only real starter for him in the Prem is Norwich, but they are also looking at other options. If we could Steal Austin from under their noses and why not also sign Sordell for a 1m as back up, then I think we will have serious strength in depth to see us through any injuries or suspensions.

Ok. Sordell was very very good at Watford, his strike rate, in this division, for a 20yr old
was excellent.

Whats gone wrong at Bolton? None of us have a clue. We hear he is homesick, does not
like it up North, does not get on with the manager/s etc etc

If Malky can get him back and continue his progression then that must mean he rates him
higher than he rates Joe Mason, and Joe is not far off being a very good player.

If he comes. I believe he will score plenty, and at 21, has time to improve

Spare us the spin Dave, we got lucky missing out on him first time, this will be a most underwhelming signing.

Thankfully its just your opinion! Think if it happens i will trusts malkies opinion of him

Ok. Sordell was very very good at Watford, his strike rate, in this division, for a 20yr old
was excellent.

Whats gone wrong at Bolton? None of us have a clue. We hear he is homesick, does not
like it up North, does not get on with the manager/s etc etc

If Malky can get him back and continue his progression then that must mean he rates him
higher than he rates Joe Mason, and Joe is not far off being a very good player.

If he comes. I believe he will score plenty, and at 21, has time to improve

Spare us the spin Dave, we got lucky missing out on him first time, this will be a most underwhelming signing.

Thankfully its just your opinion! Think if it happens i will trusts malkies opinion of him

I dont care what you do. Go and tell someone who gives a flying f8ck.

Aaaahhh so all of a sudden we might be a good enough club for him eh? Sorry just had to get that off my chest. If it comes off I would give him my full support same as any other of our players.

Ok. Sordell was very very good at Watford, his strike rate, in this division, for a 20yr old
was excellent.

Whats gone wrong at Bolton? None of us have a clue. We hear he is homesick, does not
like it up North, does not get on with the manager/s etc etc

If Malky can get him back and continue his progression then that must mean he rates him
higher than he rates Joe Mason, and Joe is not far off being a very good player.

If he comes. I believe he will score plenty, and at 21, has time to improve

Spare us the spin Dave, we got lucky missing out on him first time, this will be a most underwhelming signing.

Thankfully its just your opinion! Think if it happens i will trusts malkies opinion of him

I dont care what you do. Go and tell someone who gives a flying f8ck.

Ouch! got out wrong side bed did you? All said wss thankfully only an opinion. But prefer malkies opinion!

This is not breaking news im afraid

FairPlay you are a tool

Tool, bro, homie, sup, bruv, dude. Told you to stop playing online gaming with your yank pals your starting to sound like them, its not cool.

This is not breaking news im afraid

FairPlay you are a tool

Tool, bro, homie, sup, bruv, dude. Told you to stop playing online gaming with your yank pals your starting to sound like them, its not cool.

Honestly mun, get a grip of ya self ....

Is that to much slang for you? Well allow me to elaborate;

Please kind sir, realise from the Original post that this thread is clearly mocking the Twitter post that claims Its breaking the Sordell news. Hence the title. The fact that a poster such as yourself claims halfway down "This isn't Breaking news" tells many stories within itself. Mainly that you have a very small mind with hardly any sense of fun or humour. I can only hope this elaborated explanation clears everything up with out offending you. If not though feel free to write a letter if complaint to www.iamatool.co.uk/ihavenosenseofhumour

We look forward to hearing from you.

I didn't know we were signing him, so it is breaking news to me