F.A.O Natalie Louise Bishop,

f*cking hell, this is hilarious - I'm rinsing myself here

It is quite funny,

Gotta be fair



What i don't understand is why she made dozens of dirty pictures and sent them to me if she had always planned to stop talking completly out of the blue... makes no sense..

But anyway.. past is the past.. i don''t care anymore.

DaVyZz if you are willing please PM me with the contact details you have for the target.

Many thanks in advance.

Let's recap on all this. You have talked to this woman for 7 years, of which an intimacy grew but you have not actually met? She cuts all ties just like that (harsh I agree), you have no way of contacting her so use this website as a way of blackmail so that she speaks to you? (tactics like 4-5-1 that, shit!)

Mate, firstly get some self f*cking pride, if she made that much effort to forget you then just flick the middle finger and move on! At worst post a sex pic you have of her ( oooops not met). Basically from this evidence I believe that, contrary to what you say, I do believe you will try by all means to gain contact eventually and that'll make you....AN ILLEGAL NUTJOB!

7 years without physically meeting, didn't you get a bad feeling after 12 months?? Wow.

Look mate, they talked on msn and had xbox dates together, anyone can see that was true love.

*** ONLY READ UP TO THE POST I QUOTED..ANYONE WANNA DO A BRIEF SUMMARY?

*** ONLY READ UP TO THE POST I QUOTED..ANYONE WANNA DO A BRIEF SUMMARY?

OP took years to progress target to final stages (exchange of naked pics), then failed at the last hurdle to arrange the penetration meet.

Should have used the old "miniature can of coke" trick when photographing his weapon.

Yeah, I was typing that message on my phone, it's not the best for big messages. Shit happens.

Most of this forum are trolls.. Complaining about insignificant things, pretending to be old men.. (weird) or girls even (creepy).. but yeah.. 90% of the people on the internet infact.. are trolls.

Like yourself?

*** ONLY READ UP TO THE POST I QUOTED..ANYONE WANNA DO A BRIEF SUMMARY?

OP took years to progress target to final stages (exchange of naked pics), then failed at the last hurdle to arrange the penetration meet.

Should have used the old "miniature can of coke" trick when photographing his weapon.

Such fail trolls on this website,

What kind of weirdo pretends to be a girl on the internet.. such an absolute mongo.

It is obvious she has read this and has decided to ignore it,

Well done in proving everything I had said..

The bloke thats had you going for 7 years

DaVyZz if you are willing please PM me with the contact details you have for the target.

Many thanks in advance.

The target

One of the most bizarre threads I've read on here, I wonder if he tracked her down?!

What the hell did I just read?

That thread brought back memories. Funny as.

Well I haven't laughed like that for a while!

Disturbingly funny!

Brings back memories

Cracking thread

This is unbelievably funny, what a right sad cwnt. Needs to be commented on once a year so he can read back in 10 and realise how embarrassing this was

Read this thread for the first time last night.........fookin pissed myself laughing

Anyone else tried to find this girl on Facebook? It's like an episode of catfish on MTV maybe you should contact them

I miss threads like this, used to be a good laugh on here

I had forgotten about this thread, was such a laugh at the time,
Re-reading it was brilliant,

I only first heard of that "catfish" show when it was on one of those spotted Cardiff status updates on facebook,
I was like " "

At least the morbid obese man/woman gave some decent conversations now and then, so wasn't too bad, shit happens and all that. Have to look back and laugh really,

By f**k this is just as cringeworthy as that c**t who posts in bold the Douce. Back in my day we approached women and asked them for a shag rather than dance around the shrubbery, when I was your age I was shagging 8 times a week (Twice on saturdays).

Natalie Bishop? Hope she's no relation to David otherwise your going to have your head knocked off. But then again, one can only hope.

Twice on Saturdays.

just re-release this fuckin hilarious

:lol: just re-release this fuckin hilarious

I think we all want to know...did you catfish him or was it true love all along ?

Haha defo a catfish...... Rather have a bout of ebola

Haha defo a catfish...... Rather have a bout of ebola

Maybe she got the 7 year itch

Maybe she got the 7 year itch

Maybe she got the 7 inch Dildo