things that piss you off

what small things really piss you off ?

for me its ;

rylan
snow
people who scratch cars
and when your watching telly and some one strts talking all the way through

Whistling!

Annis trying to flog his books by continously posting up links!!!

Muppets leaving our matches before the end. If they want to go home why come in the first place?

People who don't give me an inch on the road at 6am in the morning in their cars/vans when im on my bike when there isn't another car in sight

Cyclists

My enormous penis sometimes it just gets in the way

Victoria beck ham
Jacks
Tories

Lazy wankers in cars who dont indicate when 1 going around roundabouts,2 lane changing on motorways and 3when coming off a junction.

Michael Buble

Wife bashers
Paedo's
Animal cruelty
Alan Tate
Plastic fans
Liverpool
Rats
Warts
Extreme Islam/religions
Women with tashes

People who get on my bus, whinge it's running late, that they've been waiting 20 mins but then spend 2 mins looking for their bloody pass or ticket.. it's late because of people like you..have yu pass/fare/ticket ready for when you get on the bus instead of playing on yu bloody I Phone.
Arsewipes who smash bus shelters

The poster No Smoking.

People who don't acknowledge you when you let them out/through.
People on Facebook 24/7 posting their life stories - get a life!
People obsessing over talentless nobodies on reality TV programmes.
False, attention seeking, point scoring politician impersonists who say the right things, but actually do absolutely nothing - all front with nothing behind.
People on messageboards who resort to childish insults instead of agreeing to disagree and debating maturely (you know who you are)

Michael Buble

Someone is clearly jealous.

Wife bashers
Paedo's
Animal cruelty
Alan Tate
Plastic fans
Liverpool
Rats
Warts
Extreme Islam/religions
Women with tashes

Nail -> Head.

Other drivers who don't acknowledge you when you wait for them or let then out.
Negative people. Especially the know it alls down the city.
Adrian chiles.
Brian Moore (rugby)
Louis Walsh.
Serious people.
American accents.
The fact babe station is tit only.
Chris Maloney.
Hmmmm.
Shit drivers.

Other drivers who don't acknowledge you when you wait for them or let then out.
Negative people. Especially the know it alls down the city.
Adrian chiles.
Brian Moore (rugby)
Louis Walsh.
Serious people.
American accents.
The fact babe station is tit only.
Chris Maloney.
Hmmmm.
Shit drivers.

Everyone hates Chris Maloney I don't the word very often but what a c**t.

Make a very good point with babe station

Plastics
STUDENTS
The younger generations
People who do not respect the older generations
Cyclists
Anyone called Karl or some other ridiculous spelling of names just to appear cool
STUDENTS

Cyclists

I'm with you on this one, but more so....
Cyclists who ride 2 or 3 (or more) wide which stops you passing and slows up traffic
Cyclists who try passing you on the inside when you are clearly indicating/trying to turn left
Cyclists who demand equal rights on the road but then use the pavement so that they don't have to stop at red lights/roundabouts etc
Cyclists who ignore red lights/road signs, in fact, all the rules/laws of using British roads as well as having total disregard for other road users but then demand the respect of everyone else!!!

The sooner cyclists have to take a driving test before they are allowed on the road and have to register their bikes, the better!!!

Bogof with only 1 left
Going through a switchboard to get asked what you want

The queue curse!

No matter which queue I choose to stand in at anything it will always be the one where some donkey has a problem or causes a hold up. The queue I am waiting in down Cardiff City Stadium is always the one where some idiot doesn't know how to swipe their card properly. The queue I am waiting in at the supermarket is always the one where some bell end has a problem with their receipt, card or one of the products they bought. The queue I am waiting in on the phone to book tickets or waiting to speak to an advisor always hangs up or cuts off!

Seriously, I'm beginning to think it's me!

blokes wearing red shirts without any thought of their history.

Talentless twats who talk over samples of an old tune and think that its music. Dreadful cunts.

The paki's who insist calling my landline at least once a week claiming that their doing "research" just before I feck them off. They have in fact stopped calling since I kept one trying to sell insurance on the hook for 37 minutes, which is my current record. I actually had a shower and made a cooked breakfast in that time. Somehow very satisfying.

The current Comet "Sale". Everything Must Go! Firesale! Is it bollocks. 10-20% max off the price. Its a racket. Tossers.

.......nearly forgot.

Those tiresome twats in their inappropriate midlife-crisis lycra cycling kit who think that they own the road in their silly little gangs as they aimlessly peddle 300 miles a week in a deluded attempt to re-capture the youth that they wasted by being boring, non-descript pricks. MAMILAC's (Middle Aged Men In Lycra Are Cunts).

..MAMILAC's (Middle Aged Men In Lycra Are Cunts).

Love it!!!

.......nearly forgot.

Those tiresome twats in their inappropriate midlife-crisis lycra cycling kit who think that they own the road in their silly little gangs as they aimlessly peddle 300 miles a week in a deluded attempt to re-capture the youth that they wasted by being boring, non-descript pricks. MAMILAC's (Middle Aged Men In Lycra Are Cunts).

what small things really piss you off ?

for me its ;

rylan
snow
people who scratch cars
and when your watching telly and some one strts talking all the way through

How come nobody has mentioned the re-brand or bluebirds playing in RED? That pisses half of the people on here!

For me its
- girls who bite their nails
- girls who don't remove take the label off their shoes and walk around with a £5.99 shoe zone or ASDA George price label under their shoes

When people start titles to threads with FAO Annis / CARL Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Political correctness
Rugby
People who don't pick up their dog's shit

Wind me right up!