best movie quotes

favourite film quote ?

"your born, you take shit, get out in the world, take more. You climb a little higher, take less shit. Untill one day your up in the rarefied atmosphere and youve forgotten what shit even looks like"

favourite film quote ?

"your born, you take shit, get out in the world, take more. You climb a little higher, take less shit. Untill one day your up in the rarefied atmosphere and youve forgotten what shit even looks like"

We gonna need a bigger boat

Young, dumb and full of cum

I Will Hunt You
I will Find You
I Will ......KILL YOU

Thats not a knife
Thats a knife

Your doomed i tell ya all doomed

top of the world ma

james cagney in white heat

this is the sanity clause ......
my mother said there was no sanity clause

Marx brothers

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

say hello, to my little friend

Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!

It's good to be the king!

I coalesce the vapours of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

My favourite but there's loads more in that film

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c**t, me.

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c**t, me.

tommy, the tit is prayin, and if he isnt, he fackin should be

thats why cardiffs got trianglers and swanseas got f*cking squares

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in

"It’s passable, okay? This isn’t terrible. I mean, it’s up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think ’Here’s another kid with a fake ID’ or ’Here’s McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor’. Okay? So what’s it gonna be?”

Fogell “I am McLovin!”

Seth “No you’re not. No one’s McLovin. McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made up dumb F**KING FAIRY TALE NAME!”



From Shaun of the Dead
"You got red on you"

Hartman: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?
Recruits: [in unison] Sir, yes, sir!
Hartman: Bullshit! I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!
Recruits: [louder] Sir, yes, sir!
Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f*cking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?
Recruits: [in unison] Sir, yes, sir!
Hartman: Bullshit! I can't hear you!
Recruits: [louder] Sir, yes, sir!
Hartman: What's your name, scumbag?
Snowball (Peter Edmund): [shouting] Sir, Private Brown, sir!
Hartman: Bullshit! From now on you're Private Snowball! Do you like that name?
Snowball: [shouting] Sir, yes, sir!
Hartman: Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball! They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Snowball: Sir, yes, sir!
Joker (Matthew Modine): [whispering] Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Hartman: Who said that? Who the f**k said that? Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy f*cking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you f*cking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little f**k, huh?!
Cowboy (Arliss Howard): Sir, no, sir!
Hartman: You little piece of shit! You look like a f*cking worm! I'll bet it was you!
Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Joker: Sir, I said it, sir!
Hartman: Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a f*cking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f**k my sister.
[Sergeant Hartman smashes Joker in the stomach, sending Joker to his knees.] Hartman: You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers and I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Joker: Sir, yes, sir!


.....THIS

Anything from Lock Stock

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!



Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.



Big Chris: It's been emotional.


Winston: Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fucked


John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't f*cking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?


Tom: Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. It's not worth him giving us any trouble cause he kows we'll be a pain in the arse.
Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
Soap: Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
Eddie: Will you two stop flirting for a minute?


Rory Breaker: Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause I'm not f*cking laughing Nicholas.

ive got a big one,,,,,,,,,, jaws

"Let off some steam Bennett!"

"Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place." - Dawson, Dazed and Confused.

Love the Taken quote as well above.

"...Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn." - Alfred, The Dark Knight.

from one of the best films ever.....

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f*cking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f*cking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing f*cking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

....and there's plenty more from that film!!

I bet you're the kinda guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

I bet you're the kinda guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

What film is that off? I remember the quote but can't think of the film

"Do you feel lucky".

"Go ahead, make my day".

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate".

I bet you're the kinda guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

What film is that off? I remember the quote but can't think of the film

Full metal jacket.

Dennis hopper's speech to Christopher walken in true romance

Dennis hopper's speech to Christopher walken in true romance

Sicilian Scene is epic people if you aint seen it check it out on Youtube Dennis Hooper goes all out!!!

This town is like a big pussy!!! Just waiting to be F@*ked!!! from Scarface

Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f*cking effort to get to the top of the f*cking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?




Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f*cking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the f**k off of my obstacle! Get the f**k down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!