funniest and smartest football chants

favourite funny chant ?
"the bill ! its just like watching the bill ! its just like watching the bill"

smart chant "were not brazil were northern ireland !"

Super Kev song

One City, " You do know what your doing" to the ref at the Coventry game as few seasons ago.


One other " Cheer up , we'll take you home" Chelsea at Old trafford after going 4 up.

Sure there are more from the city

i remember when we played norwich few years ago in ninian

huckerby wank wank wank ! huckerby wank wank wank !

Although they're subtle ones, "You're just a shit Barry Island" and "Just a bus stop in Bradford" always makes me laugh

i love the "youre just a shit barry island" chant, also the "were not f*cking scared" chant was amazing

cant beat the old family favourite of

"you jack b*stard, you jack b*stard" (repeated a couple of hundred times)

Oooooooooo lee bowyer ooo Ahhh I wanna knooooooowww why your not in jail!!

He's black he's mean he robs the fruit machine Nathan Blake Nathan Blake.

I was born under the grange end stand boots were made for kicking......ect

Ooo ah stantona ooo ahh stantona

Small town in Asia your just a small town in Asia.

We shag em you eat em!!!

He eats what he wants he eats what he wants Ebanks Blake he eats what he wants

Ooooo arrr its ambrosia ooo arr it's ambrosia

Oooooooooo lee bowyer ooo Ahhh I wanna knooooooowww why your not in jail!!

He's black he's mean he robs the fruit machine Nathan Blake Nathan Blake.

I was born under the grange end stand boots were made for kicking......ect

Ooo ah stantona ooo ahh stantona

Small town in Asia your just a small town in Asia.

We shag em you eat em!!!

He eats what he wants he eats what he wants Ebanks Blake he eats what he wants

Ooooo arrr its ambrosia ooo arr it's ambrosia

youd get banned for eternity for chanting that one now

Oooooooooo lee bowyer ooo Ahhh I wanna knooooooowww why your not in jail!!

He's black he's mean he robs the fruit machine Nathan Blake Nathan Blake.

I was born under the grange end stand boots were made for kicking......ect

Ooo ah stantona ooo ahh stantona

Small town in Asia your just a small town in Asia.

We shag em you eat em!!!

He eats what he wants he eats what he wants Ebanks Blake he eats what he wants

Ooooo arrr its ambrosia ooo arr it's ambrosia

youd get banned for eternity for chanting that one now

What team was that one?

take my hand take my whole life too but i cant help fallen in love with you saaaaaaawansea. we all agree swansea city are magic

take my hand take my whole life too but i cant help fallen in love with you saaaaaaawansea. we all agree swansea city are magic

To the tune of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC0MmJHFdAg

You can do it, it's all up to you Mackayyyy,
With a little plan you can change Cardiff Citaay,
You don't have to spend your life like Laudrup the Jack,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack,
Follow Vincent Tan and very soon you will say, WE'RE CARDIFF CITTAAAYYYY!!!

who put the ball in english net half feckin europe remember that one fellers and this one cardiff city went to rome to see the pope an this is wot we said feckoff

iiiiin the swansea slums, in the swansea slums they look in the dustbins...
next lines are "THEY PISS IN THE SHOWER THEY SHIT IN THE BATH THEY FINEGR THEIR NANS COZ THEY THINK ITS A LAUGH IIIIIN THE SWANSEA SLUMS!" and "their mums on the dole their dads in the nick they can;t get a job coz they're too f*cking thick!"
and they used to sing to the old bill "who's that tw*t in the big black hat? SCUFFER. SCUFFER. who's that tw*t in the big black hat? scuffer is his name! on the beat all day, on the wife all night! who's that tw*t in the big black hat? SCUFFER IS HIS NAME."

one of the latest funny ones i heard was ebanks blake song..

1 forklift to lift, 1 to lift sylvan, etc..
2 forklifts to lift, 2 to lift sylvan etc.. and so on..

"She's shagging someone else, she's shagging someone else! And now you're gonna believe us, and now you're gonna believe us and now you're gonna belieeeeeve us! She's shagging someone else!"

That was aimed at John Hartson a few years back when his wife had left him. Harsh but very funny.

There was also a funny one aimed at Gabor Kiraly...

"Does your mother pick your clothes?! Does your mooother pick your clothes?!"

The one from when we played Coventry a couple of seasons back was amusing too.

"Hussey, do the Hussey! Hussey, do the Hussey!"

My favourite are the old favourites. I love the Kevin McNaughton song, the Barry Island song and the good old "does she take it up the arse?!" when an away female fan starts getting lairy.

Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all f**k one another the Swansea family.

Oooooooooo lee bowyer ooo Ahhh I wanna knooooooowww why your not in jail!!

He's black he's mean he robs the fruit machine Nathan Blake Nathan Blake.

I was born under the grange end stand boots were made for kicking......ect

Ooo ah stantona ooo ahh stantona

Small town in Asia your just a small town in Asia.

We shag em you eat em!!!

He eats what he wants he eats what he wants Ebanks Blake he eats what he wants

Ooooo arrr its ambrosia ooo arr it's ambrosia

youd get banned for eternity for chanting that one now

What team was that one? [/quote

Brum away last year!!! Loud as feck as well

oh yeah quality trip that was
all your fans are at the mosque etc even made their fans laugh

the best one was when a female steward walked past and got a loud chorus of "look out for marlon"

Sung at Eubanks-Blake,this season..... "Obese and you know you are,Obese and you know you are."

"does she take it up the arse?!" when an away female fan starts getting lairy.

Very funny. Can remember it sung to good effect the last game we played at Highfield Rd (Coventry)
She was well game for a laugh saying she did.

At forest a few years ago aimed at one of the groundsmen:

'hes on two pound an hour, two pound an hour...'

'gerrards gonna get you' at the mascots

MAR-LON-KING, when a girl says no MALEST HER!!!!

I quite Brighton fans counter-responses to some of the anti-gay chants such as "you're too ugly to be gay"

the jack cunts singing ;you,ll never beat the jacks:as chopra smashed the winner

"He's got bigger tits than you" to the fat bloke and his missus reading away last season and "lenny is a bluebird" to the bloke who looked like lenny henry at west ham in the playoffs.

My favourite, and quite possibly the wittiest...

West Ham Fans, to the tune of That's Amore....


When you're sat in row Z,
And the ball hits your head,
Thats Zamoraaaaa...

Sung to Brighton fans................"Sing when you're rimming - you only sing when you're rimming" + "Does your boyfriend know you're here"

I loved the one that Arsenal used to sing to Petit. "He's strong, he's quick, his name's a porno flick, Emmanuel, Emmanuel"

From west ham playoff last season -

I.C.F I CHUCK FRUIT!!!

&

It's barnsley away, it's barnsley awayyyyyy, f**k man united it's barnsley away (once we'd realised that we werent goin to wembley)

The funniest was by City fans at Chelsea in the FA cup just after Chopra scored we sang tne usual Chopra song which quickly was followed by

Who's that coming over your wife It's John Terry its John Terry
Even tne Chelsea fans laughed