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Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:00 pm

2 nil down. I hope the pikeys don't slide too far down as I am looking forward to stuffing them next season when we go up. Then they can go down. And you know what, it still wouldn't cross my mind to go on their forum and post bollox. You have to be in a very sad place to want to do that sort of thing, just like Swanseasalad69, BadaManBoob, Twaddle and the latest incarnation of our own cyber-village-idiot, No Smoking. No Smoking also wins this weeks forum Cock Sucker Of The Week award. Prize twats all.

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:02 pm

I likes all the welsh teams i duz ;) Its only half time innit

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:02 pm

I hope Jobi McAnuff did the Ayatollah when he scored :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:08 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:2 nil down. I hope the pikeys don't slide too far down as I am looking forward to stuffing them next season when we go up. Then they can go down. And you know what, it still wouldn't cross my mind to go on their forum and post bollox. You have to be in a very sad place to want to do that sort of thing, just like Swanseasalad69, BadaManBoob, Twaddle and the latest incarnation of our own cyber-village-idiot, No Smoking. No Smoking also wins this weeks forum Cock Sucker Of The Week award. Prize twats all.

That made me laugh :lol:

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:18 pm

As i predicted konths ago... The 82-83 season all over again for those fools.

Serves them right for hiring Laudrup, a known choker, and not investing in any defenders.
:lol:

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:23 pm

Personally think they will stay up this year due to the fact they were playing superb stuff earlier in the season. They have a good enough squad to stay up but lets wait and see, no doubt i'l be called a Jack by the neanderthals on here for praising the Jacks but i'm just being a REALIST. Funny that while i'l be criticized for saying something nice about them the plastic bluebirds will no doubt be pissing it up tommorow afternoon watching their beloved United on telly. :old:

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:30 pm

Some are calling for Laudrups head on planet gypo, saying he won't make the transfer window .......

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:32 pm

Gonzo wrote:Some are calling for Laudrups head on planet gypo, saying he won't make the transfer window .......


Suprising that the way they went on about him being an amazing catch for them :lol:

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:33 pm

Angryman has launched a web site aimed at people who have been exiled from society for being annoying twats. Its at www.thickerthanarhinosarse.com

His employment "business" website is at www.senttocoventry.com

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:39 pm

2-2 now and looking like they'll get a winner! Good team talk at half time and turned it around like C.Palace. They'll stay up for sure.

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:41 pm

typical :lol:

They should be beating teams like Reading anyway

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:41 pm

Another embarrasing thread, sometimes I think we are just as bad as them. For f**k sake we are Cardiff City, let's not bother ourselves with the Jacks. They will be fine this season, I wonder if some of our happy clappy idiots would rather see Swansea lose than the City win.

We only talked about the Jacks back in my day when we were bouncing on their f*cking heads.

:old:

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:43 pm

Bluebird since 1948 wrote:Another embarrasing thread, sometimes I think we are just as bad as them. For f**k sake we are Cardiff City, let's not bother ourselves with the Jacks. They will be fine this season, I wonder if some of our happy clappy idiots would rather see Swansea lose than the City win.

We only talked about the Jacks back in my day when we were bouncing on their f*cking heads.

:old:


They're in a swan dive :lol: Done for.

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:46 pm

To be fair to them they looked all over reading before Reading scored with their first shot

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:47 pm

Heh. Love 1948. A unique brand of miserablism combined with a feint smell of stale urine.

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:11 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:Heh. Love 1948. A unique brand of miserablism combined with a feint smell of stale urine.


REALISM

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:14 pm

one of those games fellas , all over them 2 chances 2 goals and we stuffed them all game , it's all good ;)

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:33 pm

waddle wrote:one of those games fellas , all over them 2 chances 2 goals and we stuffed them all game , it's all good ;)


Right on cue its Twattle. What a f*cking rotter.

I am told by my jack mate from Gorseinon (Skag Harry AKA the 'Brown' Bandit) that Jimmy Savile "fixed it" for Twaddles mum. Feel sorry for the poor cow and then she gives birth to Captain No-Nuts. Award winning tw*t.

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:38 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:
waddle wrote:one of those games fellas , all over them 2 chances 2 goals and we stuffed them all game , it's all good ;)


Right on cue its Twattle. What a f*cking rotter.

I am told by my jack mate from Gorseinon (Skag Harry AKA the 'Brown' Bandit) that Jimmy Savile "fixed it" for Twaddles mum. Feel sorry for the poor cow and then she gives birth to Captain No-Nuts. Award winning tw*t.

well done fella awesome post :lol:

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:40 pm

Bluebird since 1948 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Heh. Love 1948. A unique brand of miserablism combined with a feint smell of stale urine.


FAKE


Correct.

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:56 pm

Heh. Twattle's nibbled - hoorah!. The lifetime minimum wager uses gash like "fella" and "awesome". Gold Medal Mug.

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:56 pm

Nedd Glas wrote:
Bluebird since 1948 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Heh. Love 1948. A unique brand of miserablism combined with a feint smell of stale urine.


FAKE


OBSESSED


Give it up for f**k sake.

:old: :old:

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:59 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:Heh. Twattle's nibbled - hoorah!. The lifetime minimum wager uses gash like "fella" and "awesome". Gold Medal Mug.

what ?! :lol:

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:59 pm

This thread was one goal away from being another classic :lol:

Re: Swan Dive

Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:03 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:
waddle wrote:one of those games fellas , all over them 2 chances 2 goals and we stuffed them all game , it's all good ;)


Right on cue its Twattle. What a f*cking rotter.

I am told by my jack mate from Gorseinon (Skag Harry AKA the 'Brown' Bandit) that Jimmy Savile "fixed it" for Twaddles mum. Feel sorry for the poor cow and then she gives birth to Captain No-Nuts. Award winning tw*t.


Hey, you're way out of order with this post.

Re: Swan Dive

Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:03 am

cityone wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:
waddle wrote:one of those games fellas , all over them 2 chances 2 goals and we stuffed them all game , it's all good ;)


Right on cue its Twattle. What a f*cking rotter.

I am told by my jack mate from Gorseinon (Skag Harry AKA the 'Brown' Bandit) that Jimmy Savile "fixed it" for Twaddles mum. Feel sorry for the poor cow and then she gives birth to Captain No-Nuts. Award winning tw*t.


Hey, you're way out of order with this post.

Actually GrangeEndStar is spot on...I had to spit my beer out laughing in case I choked :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Swan Dive

Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:14 am

TheHangedMan wrote:
cityone wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:
waddle wrote:one of those games fellas , all over them 2 chances 2 goals and we stuffed them all game , it's all good ;)


Right on cue its Twattle. What a f*cking rotter.

I am told by my jack mate from Gorseinon (Skag Harry AKA the 'Brown' Bandit) that Jimmy Savile "fixed it" for Twaddles mum. Feel sorry for the poor cow and then she gives birth to Captain No-Nuts. Award winning tw*t.


Hey, you're way out of order with this post.

Actually GrangeEndStar is spot on...I had to spit my beer out laughing in case I choked :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

have you got a drink problem ? talking about beer and looking at your avatar with the pint and your "whisky drinkers" nose i think you might , that's a couple of posts aimed at me now am i getting under your skin ?
i bet it's not a nice place to be i'll probably be pissed within seconds ;)

Re: Swan Dive

Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:46 am

waddle wrote:have you got a drink problem ? talking about beer and looking at your avatar with the pint and your "whisky drinkers" nose i think you might , that's a couple of posts aimed at me now am i getting under your skin ?
i bet it's not a nice place to be i'll probably be pissed within seconds ;)

:lol:

Firstly - I certainly do have a drink problem - I can't believe the local offy wasn't open at 4.00am this morning when I needed a beer. How's he going to survive with crap opening hours like that?

Secondly - although I would love to claim that my "interesting" nose was down to Fergie type whisky swilling, or even taking a few slaps in a football rumble, I can't. Broke it twice, once in a marble scramble!! and secondly running into a climbing frame. Wos the chances?

Thirdly - under my skin my body is a temple, and I've learned over the years that best way to keep foreign bodies out is by steriliastion, not of the gonad type but in general. If alcohol was good for the early surgeons who am I to say different?

Finally - Would you please predict what position you think Swansea will finish this year and also Cardiff?

Thank you for your indulgence. ;)

Re: Swan Dive

Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:50 am

TheHangedMan wrote:
waddle wrote:have you got a drink problem ? talking about beer and looking at your avatar with the pint and your "whisky drinkers" nose i think you might , that's a couple of posts aimed at me now am i getting under your skin ?
i bet it's not a nice place to be i'll probably be pissed within seconds ;)

:lol:

Firstly - I certainly do have a drink problem - I can't believe the local offy wasn't open at 4.00am this morning when I needed a beer. How's he going to survive with crap opening hours like that?

Secondly - although I would love to claim that my "interesting" nose was down to Fergie type whisky swilling, or even taking a few slaps in a football rumble, I can't. Broke it twice, once in a marble scramble!! and secondly running into a climbing frame. Wos the chances?

Thirdly - under my skin my body is a temple, and I've learned over the years that best way to keep foreign bodies out is by steriliastion, not of the gonad type but in general. If alcohol was good for the early surgeons who am I to say different?

Finally - Would you please predict what position you think Swansea will finish this year and also Cardiff?

Thank you for your indulgence. ;)

:lol: :lol:
we will finish 10th to 17th you will finish top 6 (again)

Re: Swan Dive

Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:56 am

waddle wrote:
TheHangedMan wrote:
waddle wrote:have you got a drink problem ? talking about beer and looking at your avatar with the pint and your "whisky drinkers" nose i think you might , that's a couple of posts aimed at me now am i getting under your skin ?
i bet it's not a nice place to be i'll probably be pissed within seconds ;)

:lol:

Firstly - I certainly do have a drink problem - I can't believe the local offy wasn't open at 4.00am this morning when I needed a beer. How's he going to survive with crap opening hours like that?

Secondly - although I would love to claim that my "interesting" nose was down to Fergie type whisky swilling, or even taking a few slaps in a football rumble, I can't. Broke it twice, once in a marble scramble!! and secondly running into a climbing frame. Wos the chances?

Thirdly - under my skin my body is a temple, and I've learned over the years that best way to keep foreign bodies out is by steriliastion, not of the gonad type but in general. If alcohol was good for the early surgeons who am I to say different?

Finally - Would you please predict what position you think Swansea will finish this year and also Cardiff?

Thank you for your indulgence. ;)

:lol: :lol:
we will finish 10th to 17th you will finish top 6 (again)


and youll still be watching match of the day from the comfort of your armchair and posting on www.cardiffcityforum.co.uk every sunday