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R U a jack

Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:17 pm

With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.

Re: R U a jack

Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:20 pm

:lol:

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:59 pm

Inflatables lol :lol:

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:25 pm

you never asked ..is your girlfriend your sister or is that ques 7 :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:37 pm

Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.


I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:47 pm

djwayne wrote:
Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.


I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?



roath magic will be on this like a rash in a minute pretending to be a cardiff fan who is disgusted at us abusing our friends down west.
just use the word caravan in a thread and he appears like a genie out of a bottle or a jack out of a caravan :lol:

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:52 pm

djwayne wrote:
Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.


I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?



http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:57 pm

Magic daps wrote:
http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:


See this new hobby of mine is easier than i thought its called "Jack Fishing" and looks like I just had my first bite :lol: :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:07 pm

djwayne wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:


See this new hobby of mine is easier than i thought its called "Jack Fishing" and looks like I just had my first bite :lol: :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


Just presenting the facts to you fella. Never did understand why you lot had the cheek to call us pikeys, when your town is infested with them. Diversionary tactics I suppose, but facts are facts, uncomfortable as it might be for you. :)

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:08 pm

Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:


See this new hobby of mine is easier than i thought its called "Jack Fishing" and looks like I just had my first bite :lol: :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


Just presenting the facts to you fella. Never did understand why you lot had the cheek to call us pikeys, when your town is infested with them. Diversionary tactics I suppose, but facts are facts, uncomfortable as it might be for you. :)



All those figures show is that predictably the pikey council cant count 16 caravans in the whole of Swansea my arse there are far more than that and you well know it. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:51 pm

djwayne wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:


See this new hobby of mine is easier than i thought its called "Jack Fishing" and looks like I just had my first bite :lol: :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


Just presenting the facts to you fella. Never did understand why you lot had the cheek to call us pikeys, when your town is infested with them. Diversionary tactics I suppose, but facts are facts, uncomfortable as it might be for you. :)



All those figures show is that predictably the pikey council cant count 16 caravans in the whole of Swansea my arse there are far more than that and you well know it. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


You have documented evidence to dispute the facts I have provided? Fine, bring them to the table so as I might peruse them. I love a conspiracy theory!

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:04 pm

Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.


I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?



http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:


Think you're missing the point. We class all you lot as pikeys, not just those officially registered. Get with it stato.

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:44 pm

Carpe Diem wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.


I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?



http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:


Think you're missing the point. We class all you lot as pikeys, not just those officially registered. Get with it stato.


No my friend, it is you who is missing the point.
Did you take the time to read the link I took the time to post? If you did you will have spotted a statistic which states that there are 8.0625 times the number of pikeys living in Cardiff than the number living in Swansea. Are you disputing this fact?
Assuming that you are not diputing the fact that the the capital is riddled with the filthy vermin, I have heared it said that it is not the "actual" number of pikeys in Swansea, but the fact that the people of Swansea resemble them. I would like to point out that for my sins I regularly work in Cardiff. We in Swansea do admittedly have some shitty council estates, but as much as you'd like it kept under wraps and portray Cardiff as some kind of cultural utopia, I've witnessed first hand the degenerates of such places as ely, butetown, pentwyn, llanedeyrn, st mellons, adamsdown, riverside, splott to name but a few. Believe me, the social underclass is very much alive and kicking in the Welsh capital. I've not even mentioned the fact that a sizeable portion of the fanbase of CCFC, comes from R.C.T. A depressing collection of hovels, slagheaps and shitholes if ever there were. Thriving mining communities back in the day, untill Thatcher took a big steamy piss on them.
So you see my friend, it is you who has very much overlooked the irony of calling citizens of Swansea "pikeys". Open your eyes next time you're out and about in Cardiff, and maybe you'll get my point.
Thankyou.

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:54 pm

Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:


See this new hobby of mine is easier than i thought its called "Jack Fishing" and looks like I just had my first bite :lol: :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


Just presenting the facts to you fella. Never did understand why you lot had the cheek to call us pikeys, when your town is infested with them. Diversionary tactics I suppose, but facts are facts, uncomfortable as it might be for you. :)



All those figures show is that predictably the pikey council cant count 16 caravans in the whole of Swansea my arse there are far more than that and you well know it. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


You have documented evidence to dispute the facts I have provided? Fine, bring them to the table so as I might peruse them. I love a conspiracy theory!


tell me there is only 16 caravans on this site then and its just 1

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=swansea ... k&t=h&z=17

and to be fair the ones who don't live in caravans are just as bad as the ones who do I know from experience. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:13 pm

Magic daps wrote:
Carpe Diem wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.


I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?



http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:


Think you're missing the point. We class all you lot as pikeys, not just those officially registered. Get with it stato.


No my friend, it is you who is missing the point.
Did you take the time to read the link I took the time to post? If you did you will have spotted a statistic which states that there are 8.0625 times the number of pikeys living in Cardiff than the number living in Swansea. Are you disputing this fact?
Assuming that you are not diputing the fact that the the capital is riddled with the filthy vermin, I have heared it said that it is not the "actual" number of pikeys in Swansea, but the fact that the people of Swansea resemble them. I would like to point out that for my sins I regularly work in Cardiff. We in Swansea do admittedly have some shitty council estates, but as much as you'd like it kept under wraps and portray Cardiff as some kind of cultural utopia, I've witnessed first hand the degenerates of such places as ely, butetown, pentwyn, llanedeyrn, st mellons, adamsdown, riverside, splott to name but a few. Believe me, the social underclass is very much alive and kicking in the Welsh capital. I've not even mentioned the fact that a sizeable portion of the fanbase of CCFC, comes from R.C.T. A depressing collection of hovels, slagheaps and shitholes if ever there were. Thriving mining communities back in the day, untill Thatcher took a big steamy piss on them.
So you see my friend, it is you who has very much overlooked the irony of calling citizens of Swansea "pikeys". Open your eyes next time you're out and about in Cardiff, and maybe you'll get my point.
Thankyou.


Wow what a long post and a waste of time. I'll try and explain again. You lot, aka Swansea fans, are regarded as being pikeys by Cardiif city fans. No history lesson or social study is going to change this.

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:53 pm

djwayne wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:


See this new hobby of mine is easier than i thought its called "Jack Fishing" and looks like I just had my first bite :lol: :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


Just presenting the facts to you fella. Never did understand why you lot had the cheek to call us pikeys, when your town is infested with them. Diversionary tactics I suppose, but facts are facts, uncomfortable as it might be for you. :)



All those figures show is that predictably the pikey council cant count 16 caravans in the whole of Swansea my arse there are far more than that and you well know it. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


You have documented evidence to dispute the facts I have provided? Fine, bring them to the table so as I might peruse them. I love a conspiracy theory!


tell me there is only 16 caravans on this site then and its just 1

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=swansea ... k&t=h&z=17

and to be fair the ones who don't live in caravans are just as bad as the ones who do I know from experience. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


The picture you so kindly provided is an arial shot of riverside caravan park in Swansea. This is NOT a gathering of pikey's but a bonafide tourist caravan site. Why anyone would want to holiday here is beyond me when the Gower is just down the road, but each to their own i suppose.

I believe this is the pikey site you were looking for...
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ll=51.667 ... &t=h&hl=en
This is the 1 and only gypsy site in Swansea, and 16 caravans looks about right to me.

Meanwhile, in Cardiff....
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ll=51.484 ... &t=h&hl=en
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ll=51.504 ... &t=h&hl=en

Shirenewton or Roverway ring any bells? Looks like a lot more than 16 caravans to me.
Point proven I think. :D

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:57 pm

Carpe Diem wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
Carpe Diem wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.


I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?



http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:


Think you're missing the point. We class all you lot as pikeys, not just those officially registered. Get with it stato.


No my friend, it is you who is missing the point.
Did you take the time to read the link I took the time to post? If you did you will have spotted a statistic which states that there are 8.0625 times the number of pikeys living in Cardiff than the number living in Swansea. Are you disputing this fact?
Assuming that you are not diputing the fact that the the capital is riddled with the filthy vermin, I have heared it said that it is not the "actual" number of pikeys in Swansea, but the fact that the people of Swansea resemble them. I would like to point out that for my sins I regularly work in Cardiff. We in Swansea do admittedly have some shitty council estates, but as much as you'd like it kept under wraps and portray Cardiff as some kind of cultural utopia, I've witnessed first hand the degenerates of such places as ely, butetown, pentwyn, llanedeyrn, st mellons, adamsdown, riverside, splott to name but a few. Believe me, the social underclass is very much alive and kicking in the Welsh capital. I've not even mentioned the fact that a sizeable portion of the fanbase of CCFC, comes from R.C.T. A depressing collection of hovels, slagheaps and shitholes if ever there were. Thriving mining communities back in the day, untill Thatcher took a big steamy piss on them.
So you see my friend, it is you who has very much overlooked the irony of calling citizens of Swansea "pikeys". Open your eyes next time you're out and about in Cardiff, and maybe you'll get my point.
Thankyou.


Wow what a long post and a waste of time. I'll try and explain again. You lot, aka Swansea fans, are regarded as being pikeys by Cardiif city fans. No history lesson or social study is going to change this.


The phrase "ignorance is bliss" springs to mind.

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:04 pm

Magic daps wrote:
Carpe Diem wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.


I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?



Think you're missing the point. We class all you lot as pikeys, not just those officially registered. Get with it stato.


No my friend, it is you who is missing the point.
Did you take the time to read the link I took the time to post? If you did you will have spotted a statistic which states that there are 8.0625 times the number of pikeys living in Cardiff than the number living in Swansea. Are you disputing this fact?
Assuming that you are not diputing the fact that the the capital is riddled with the filthy vermin, I have heared it said that it is not the "actual" number of pikeys in Swansea, but the fact that the people of Swansea resemble them. I would like to point out that for my sins I regularly work in Cardiff. We in Swansea do admittedly have some shitty council estates, but as much as you'd like it kept under wraps and portray Cardiff as some kind of cultural utopia, I've witnessed first hand the degenerates of such places as ely, butetown, pentwyn, llanedeyrn, st mellons, adamsdown, riverside, splott to name but a few. Believe me, the social underclass is very much alive and kicking in the Welsh capital. I've not even mentioned the fact that a sizeable portion of the fanbase of CCFC, comes from R.C.T. A depressing collection of hovels, slagheaps and shitholes if ever there communities back in the day, untill Thatcher took a big steamy piss on them.
So you see my friend, it is you who has very much overlooked the irony of calling citizens of Swansea "pikeys". Open your eyes next time you're out and about in Cardiff, and maybe you'll get my point.
Thankyou.


Wow what a long post and a waste of time. I'll try and explain again. You lot, aka Swansea fans, are regarded as being pikeys by Cardiif city fans. No history lesson or social study is going to change this.


The phrase "ignorance is bliss" springs to mind.[/quote]

I agree. Big of you to accept it fair play :ayatollah:

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:13 pm

Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.


I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?



http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf

There are 8.0625 pikey's living in Cardiff for every 1 living in Swansea.
A bit of advice.. I'd leave the caravan/peg selling/incestual/6 fingered jokes well alone if I were you. :roll:

go on mun let them have the pikey thing they've got so little that makes them smile lately bless em :lol:

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:17 pm

Carpe Diem wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
Carpe Diem wrote:
Magic daps wrote:
djwayne wrote:
Bluebird working in swansea wrote:With all this interest into who is actually a jack on this site and being quite new to it myself I thought I’d offer my help in sorting this issue out. I once read an article in a gentleman’s magazine on psychology so I’m well qualified to conduct such a test!

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.


I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?



Think you're missing the point. We class all you lot as pikeys, not just those officially registered. Get with it stato.


No my friend, it is you who is missing the point.
Did you take the time to read the link I took the time to post? If you did you will have spotted a statistic which states that there are 8.0625 times the number of pikeys living in Cardiff than the number living in Swansea. Are you disputing this fact?
Assuming that you are not diputing the fact that the the capital is riddled with the filthy vermin, I have heared it said that it is not the "actual" number of pikeys in Swansea, but the fact that the people of Swansea resemble them. I would like to point out that for my sins I regularly work in Cardiff. We in Swansea do admittedly have some shitty council estates, but as much as you'd like it kept under wraps and portray Cardiff as some kind of cultural utopia, I've witnessed first hand the degenerates of such places as ely, butetown, pentwyn, llanedeyrn, st mellons, adamsdown, riverside, splott to name but a few. Believe me, the social underclass is very much alive and kicking in the Welsh capital. I've not even mentioned the fact that a sizeable portion of the fanbase of CCFC, comes from R.C.T. A depressing collection of hovels, slagheaps and shitholes if ever there communities back in the day, untill Thatcher took a big steamy piss on them.
So you see my friend, it is you who has very much overlooked the irony of calling citizens of Swansea "pikeys". Open your eyes next time you're out and about in Cardiff, and maybe you'll get my point.
Thankyou.


Wow what a long post and a waste of time. I'll try and explain again. You lot, aka Swansea fans, are regarded as being pikeys by Cardiif city fans. No history lesson or social study is going to change this.


The phrase "ignorance is bliss" springs to mind.


I agree. Big of you to accept it fair play :ayatollah


The only thing i'm going to admit to is giving you that one on a plate. A schoolboy error on my part. It won't happen again!
You continue calling us gypo's etc, even though all the evidence points towards Cardiff being the pikey capital of Wales. Like I should have said in my first piece of rhetoric, "ignorance is bliss" describes YOU perfectly. 8.0625.. remember that number fella. It's the only thing that matters in this debate.

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:02 pm

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you play fantasy games where you are Gandalf the all powerful wizard and spend hours twating dwarfs and goblins and talking to Dai Ling Ping?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends and inflatable’s do not count)?

For results see below

I’m afraid if you answered yes for questions 1 to 4 and no for questions 5 to 6 you are a jack, but do not panic as I mentioned earlier I’m highly qualified in this field and the fact you feel the need to come on this site to talk about a polar opposite would suggest just as those who are often most vociferous in their homophobia are closet homo’s themselves you must be a closet Bluebird so don’t be shy and come out of the closet ok butt’s.[/quote]

I think the idea is admirable but the questions do need to be refined a little to prevent false accusation of being a jack so I have provided some examples.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1.Do you still live with your parents in a caravan?
2.Did you get bullied at school?
3.Do you have a small penis?
4.Do you sell pegs?
5.Do you have any real friends (Cyber friends and family members don’t count)?
6.Have you ever had a girlfriend (again cyber friends or family members and inflatable’s do not count)?
7. do you have more than 5 digits on each hand?
8. have you ever had a relationship that didn't involve incest?
9. Do you believe that the Gower is part of swansea?
10 Do you believe the swans are the biggest club in Wales?[/quote]


Think you're missing the point. We class all you lot as pikeys, not just those officially registered. Get with it stato.[/quote]

No my friend, it is you who is missing the point.
Did you take the time to read the link I took the time to post? If you did you will have spotted a statistic which states that there are 8.0625 times the number of pikeys living in Cardiff than the number living in Swansea. Are you disputing this fact?
Assuming that you are not diputing the fact that the the capital is riddled with the filthy vermin, I have heared it said that it is not the "actual" number of pikeys in Swansea, but the fact that the people of Swansea resemble them. I would like to point out that for my sins I regularly work in Cardiff. We in Swansea do admittedly have some shitty council estates, but as much as you'd like it kept under wraps and portray Cardiff as some kind of cultural utopia, I've witnessed first hand the degenerates of such places as ely, butetown, pentwyn, llanedeyrn, st mellons, adamsdown, riverside, splott to name but a few. Believe me, the social underclass is very much alive and kicking in the Welsh capital. I've not even mentioned the fact that a sizeable portion of the fanbase of CCFC, comes from R.C.T. A depressing collection of hovels, slagheaps and shitholes if ever there communities back in the day, untill Thatcher took a big steamy piss on them.
So you see my friend, it is you who has very much overlooked the irony of calling citizens of Swansea "pikeys". Open your eyes next time you're out and about in Cardiff, and maybe you'll get my point.
Thankyou.[/quote]

Wow what a long post and a waste of time. I'll try and explain again. You lot, aka Swansea fans, are regarded as being pikeys by Cardiif city fans. No history lesson or social study is going to change this.[/quote]

The phrase "ignorance is bliss" springs to mind.


I agree. Big of you to accept it fair play :ayatollah
[/quote]

The only thing i'm going to admit to is giving you that one on a plate. A schoolboy error on my part. It won't happen again!
You continue calling us gypo's etc, even though all the evidence points towards Cardiff being the pikey capital of Wales. Like I should have said in my first piece of rhetoric, "ignorance is bliss" describes YOU perfectly. 8.0625.. remember that number fella. It's the only thing that matters in this debate.[/quote]

Dear me this is trickier than I thought. You are gypos because you are Swansea fans. There could be a billion travellers in Cardiff, but they are not Cardiff fans. So in summary, I've taken on board all your posts and your fascinating stats and I've come to the conclusion that as a swans fan you are a Gypo. Capiche?

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:44 pm

Carpe Diem wrote:
Dear me this is trickier than I thought. You are gypos because you are Swansea fans. There could be a billion travellers in Cardiff, but they are not Cardiff fans. So in summary, I've taken on board all your posts and your fascinating stats and I've come to the conclusion that as a swans fan you are a Gypo. Capiche?

dont upset the GYPO, I loves it when they come to play on our boards, brightens the day... :D

Re: R U a jack

Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:06 pm

You missed in your questionaire......... Do you like a big bag of sticky, sticky? :lol:

Re: R U a jack

Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:46 am

Working in the delights of Swansea, I'm amazed by the Pikeys Ratio leads me to two conclusions:
1) there are hell of a lot of Pikeys in Cardiff or more likely:
2) Even Pikeys won't register themselves as living in jackland!!

BTW when are Roath Magic and 1948 going to register their results???

:ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: R U a jack

Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:42 pm

Dear me this is trickier than I thought. You are gypos because you are Swansea fans. There could be a billion travellers in Cardiff, but they are not Cardiff fans. So in summary, I've taken on board all your posts and your fascinating stats and I've come to the conclusion that as a swans fan you are a Gypo. Capiche?


Did you really just use the word "capiche"? :oops:

I'm still struggling to understand the mindset of of person who believe's that just because he calls a group of people something, that automatically makes them so. Do you not find it ironic that you call us gypo's when I've produced documented evidence that proves it is Cardiff which is infested with the great unwashed. What evidence have you brought to the table? None.. conjecture, and hearsay are your weapons of choice. You don't fool me sunshine. Like I said, I work regularly in and around Cardiff, and have seen with my own two eyes the underclasses roaming the streets. Us gypo's?? Take those blue/red tinted glasses off, and open your eyes fella!

Re: R U a jack

Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:52 pm

I love it when the gypo argument comes up, this magic daps fella cant take being called a gypo, he hates it so much :lol:

Re: R U a jack

Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:55 pm

Magic daps wrote:Take those blue/red tinted glasses off, and open your eyes fella!

well said, Gypo... :ayatollah:

carry on... :lol:

Re: R U a jack

Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:14 pm

:D comments, magic?
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Re: R U a jack

Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:22 pm

Hofmeister wrote::D comments, magic?


The phrase "ignorance is bliss" springs to mind, however now that you are no longer ignorant of the fact that there are 8.0625 pikeys in Cardiff for every 1 in Swansea, I find your persistence with the gypo themed insults a bit cringeworthy. Don't you? :oops: :lol:

Re: R U a jack

Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:23 pm

Magic daps wrote:
Hofmeister wrote::D comments, magic?


The phrase "ignorance is bliss" springs to mind, however now that you are no longer ignorant of the fact that there are 8.0625 pikeys in Cardiff for every 1 in Swansea, I find your persistence with the gypo themed insults a bit cringeworthy. Don't you? :oops: :lol:

no, gypo... :lol: