MY GAY MOMENT LAST NIGHT

The worm has turned,ooh matron. Went to the pop factory in Porth last night to see Hue and Cry, great venue and even better band, loads of City fans there (and all for red and the cash incidentally.lol)

Went along with two other couples and found a round table (patio type with those lightweight metal aluminium seats) well it was Porth.

There was a couple sitting at the table, but were happy to share it with us, so we all sat around slowly getting pissed and having a great time. My wife was sitting in the next seat and me being the lovely man I am, had my hand on her knee gently stroking her leg (actually making sure this one hang around, bad habit of losing wives)

On one of her toilet visits she returned to the table and I returned to gently stroking her knee, Well after five minutes of stroking her knee (well, I thought It was her knee) I glanced to see this bloke who I'd never met before, sitting there like a rabbit caught in the headlights.Yes I had just spent five minutes stroking his knee, he must have been thinking "I heard they were a bit strange in Porth, and how am I going to get out of here without being male raped by a six foot six monster ( very handsome monster mind).

Well, he looked relieved when I jumped three foot in the air whilst the rest of the table had a good laugh at my expense.
What i want to know is after 56 years of hetero sexual shenanigans, is this the first sign of a repressed tendency.

Well anyone that went to watch Hue and Cry and wants Red I think we can safely say there opinions can be discarded as having no taste

The worm has turned,ooh matron. Went to the pop factory in Porth last night to see Hue and Cry, great venue and even better band, loads of City fans there (and all for red and the cash incidentally.lol)

Went along with two other couples and found a round table (patio type with those lightweight metal aluminium seats) well it was Porth.

There was a couple sitting at the table, but were happy to share it with us, so we all sat around slowly getting pissed and having a great time. My wife was sitting in the next seat and me being the lovely man I am, had my hand on her knee gently stroking her leg (actually making sure this one hang around, bad habit of losing wives)

On one of her toilet visits she returned to the table and I returned to gently stroking her knee, Well after five minutes of stroking her knee (well, I thought It was her knee) I glanced to see this bloke who I'd never met before, sitting there like a rabbit caught in the headlights.Yes I had just spent five minutes stroking his knee, he must have been thinking "I heard they were a bit strange in Porth, and how am I going to get out of here without being male raped by a six foot six monster ( very handsome monster mind).

Well, he looked relieved when I jumped three foot in the air whilst the rest of the table had a good laugh at my expense.
What i want to know is after 56 years of hetero sexual shenanigans, is this the first sign of a repressed tendency.

Cool story.

Fair play Gwyn you never miss an opportunity to plug the red argument.Just to balance your comments, I would say that most of the fans I bump into are still for not selling out.

Was it Bowmonsters knee you were stroking Gwyn ..he was there

Was it Bowmonsters knee you were stroking Gwyn ..he was there

No wonder he is Red Marc

Sniff sniff! Can you smell that???? Sniff sniff! Yeah I can, bull shit

Hope hunty behaved himself!!!!

Well anyone that went to watch Hue and Cry and wants Red I think we can safely say there opinions can be discarded as having no taste

I was there last night mate with my Mrs after a 6 hour afternoon session with Marc,Sam,Bomber and Mikey.
Cracking night they were superb to be honest.
Steve as you know i am all for the change and there is nothing wrong with my taste whereas you and your purple coat

Was it Bowmonsters knee you were stroking Gwyn ..he was there

It wasn't mine mate although Gwyn wasn't far away from me, I thought he was on the turn when he swapped his mrs for a bloke

Well anyone that went to watch Hue and Cry and wants Red I think we can safely say there opinions can be discarded as having no taste

I was there last night mate with my Mrs after a 6 hour afternoon session with Marc,Sam,Bomber and Mikey.
Cracking night they were superb to be honest.
Steve as you know i am all for the change and there is nothing wrong with my taste whereas you and your purple coat

A session with Bomber Marc Sam Mikey, fooking hell chief
And my coat wins hands down on this argument Blue on the outside red on the inside.

Well anyone that went to watch Hue and Cry and wants Red I think we can safely say there opinions can be discarded as having no taste

I was there last night mate with my Mrs after a 6 hour afternoon session with Marc,Sam,Bomber and Mikey.
Cracking night they were superb to be honest.
Steve as you know i am all for the change and there is nothing wrong with my taste whereas you and your purple coat

have you heard about Marc's exploits last night after you left them?

Well anyone that went to watch Hue and Cry and wants Red I think we can safely say there opinions can be discarded as having no taste

I was there last night mate with my Mrs after a 6 hour afternoon session with Marc,Sam,Bomber and Mikey.
Cracking night they were superb to be honest.
Steve as you know i am all for the change and there is nothing wrong with my taste whereas you and your purple coat

have you heard about Marc's exploits last night after you left them?

Oh yes mate under the dartboard as well , Missed you yesterday mate, Will have to catch up soon.
Did you have a good break Darren

Well anyone that went to watch Hue and Cry and wants Red I think we can safely say there opinions can be discarded as having no taste

I was there last night mate with my Mrs after a 6 hour afternoon session with Marc,Sam,Bomber and Mikey.
Cracking night they were superb to be honest.
Steve as you know i am all for the change and there is nothing wrong with my taste whereas you and your purple coat

A session with Bomber Marc Sam Mikey, fooking hell chief
And my coat wins hands down on this argument Blue on the outside red on the inside.

We met up early to watch championship play off final in Canton, I then got picked up by Paula half cut to go to Porth where they carried on a canton pub crawl

Well anyone that went to watch Hue and Cry and wants Red I think we can safely say there opinions can be discarded as having no taste

I was there last night mate with my Mrs after a 6 hour afternoon session with Marc,Sam,Bomber and Mikey.
Cracking night they were superb to be honest.
Steve as you know i am all for the change and there is nothing wrong with my taste whereas you and your purple coat

have you heard about Marc's exploits last night after you left them?

I can imagine its a need to know situation Darren. But as you know i do need to know spill the beans mate it wont go any further

Well anyone that went to watch Hue and Cry and wants Red I think we can safely say there opinions can be discarded as having no taste

I was there last night mate with my Mrs after a 6 hour afternoon session with Marc,Sam,Bomber and Mikey.
Cracking night they were superb to be honest.
Steve as you know i am all for the change and there is nothing wrong with my taste whereas you and your purple coat

have you heard about Marc's exploits last night after you left them?

Oh yes mate under the dartboard as well , Missed you yesterday mate, Will have to catch up soon.
Did you have a good break Darren

must be a bloody big dartboard to fit a truck that size under it
i was gutted i couldnt join you all but defo up for the next get together......when is it
and yes thank you the break was wicked a nice chilled out week with the familly
cant wait for the fixtures to sort a return to Marton Mere

Not sure when the next meet up is Maybe next Sat ? You know i am always available.

Well anyone that went to watch Hue and Cry and wants Red I think we can safely say there opinions can be discarded as having no taste

I was there last night mate with my Mrs after a 6 hour afternoon session with Marc,Sam,Bomber and Mikey.
Cracking night they were superb to be honest.
Steve as you know i am all for the change and there is nothing wrong with my taste whereas you and your purple coat

have you heard about Marc's exploits last night after you left them?

I can imagine its a need to know situation Darren. But as you know i do need to know spill the beans mate it wont go any further

drop Marc a text with the words dartboard and very large truck and see the response you get Nukes if i was there i would have got photo evidence for those that missed it

:lol: Not sure when the next meet up is Maybe next Sat ? You know i am always available.

will see how much i can get done this week and if i feel the need for a day off(on the piss ) i will be in touch to sort something out

and i forgot to mention..............ask him what happened in the ladies toilets as well

good enjoyable story...but as for the 'red' comment,I was on a pub crawl this aft,went to 5 local boozers in the Rhondda,and not one person was in favour of changing from blue...these were people who've always gone to watch us,not the locals that the original poster knows from the Rhondda who took 10/15 years off 'back in the day '...

and i forgot to mention..............ask him what happened in the ladies toilets as well

He done the sideways shuffle but it wasnt by the main door and ended up in the Ladies ?

and i forgot to mention..............ask him what happened in the ladies toilets as well

Dont know that bit mate you will have to pm me

good enjoyable story...but as for the 'red' comment,I was on a pub crawl this aft,went to 5 local boozers in the Rhondda,and not one person was in favour of changing from blue...these were people who've always gone to watch us,not the locals that the original poster knows from the Rhondda who took 10/15 years off 'back in the day '...

BLUEBIRDS

and i forgot to mention..............ask him what happened in the ladies toilets as well

He done the sideways shuffle but it wasnt by the main door and ended up in the Ladies ?

not quite but he was found in the ladies
and the person that found him was not happy

and i forgot to mention..............ask him what happened in the ladies toilets as well

He done the sideways shuffle but it wasnt by the main door and ended up in the Ladies ?

not quite but he was found in the ladies
and the person that found him was not happy

Was the person Grumpy ?

and i forgot to mention..............ask him what happened in the ladies toilets as well

He done the sideways shuffle but it wasnt by the main door and ended up in the Ladies ?

not quite but he was found in the ladies
and the person that found him was not happy

Was the person Grumpy ?

yes and she aint 1 of the dwarfs

and i forgot to mention..............ask him what happened in the ladies toilets as well

He done the sideways shuffle but it wasnt by the main door and ended up in the Ladies ?

not quite but he was found in the ladies
and the person that found him was not happy

Was the person Grumpy ?

yes and she aint 1 of the dwarfs

Did she have an Apple in her hand ?

was all your cars ok, in my homeland

lee have you checked your front tyres are now not BALD

That explains the video you done gwyn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HHbeILuwVM