Bounces ch4

Following bouncers in Newport. We really do sound thick on telly.

them bouncers are pricks :L

Who's the fat tw*t with the dull haircut ?

Following bouncers in Newport. We really do sound thick on telly.

where do you get the WE from. im from cardiff not newport

Following bouncers in Newport. We really do sound thick on telly.

where do you get the WE from. im from cardiff not newport

f**k just realised what I wrote wouldn't live in that shithole.

Following bouncers in Newport. We really do sound thick on telly.

where do you get the WE from. im from cardiff not newport

f**k just realised what I wrote wouldn't live in that shithole.

STEADY BRUV

"most men cant read the signal from girl, I can, I read them then secure it. I never go in for it and fail....ever" TWWWWAT!

quoted from that bouncer who thinks he superior cos he cuts his hair in Tony&Guy and reads a book with small font. haha.

Newport the slum of slums.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx8CZyFM4b4

its sods law. dear god, i dont like yours.

Newport was a rough old place in the nineties, we used to go down for a ruck or a f**k Usually ended up the ruck. This black guy gave me best slap ive ever had! Landed inside usa chicken Mad thing was they ran down the street when i jumped on my feet, i shit myself! was only 19 My hip was bruised more than my jaw! Fairplay tho f*cking hell of a wack!

"most men cant read the signal from girl, I can, I read them then secure it. I never go in for it and fail....ever" TWWWWAT!

quoted from that bouncer who thinks he superior cos he cuts his hair in Tony&Guy and reads a book with small font. haha.

this sums up newport.

There are now car loads of boys meeting and planning to go and f**k him up as hes on the door in la bamba tonight for student night.
Not even sure why im laughing as im being deadly serious

Just watched it. That English boy who moved to Neath, like shit is he a bouncer. Even i'm bigger than him and i'm only 16. (No i'm not a 17 stone fat kid)
All that was going through my mind for the whole show was :
''Shithole... Shithole... shithole...''

He does like his personal space. And a lovely singing voice

had loads of fun down there 90's early 2000's

"most men cant read the signal from girl, I can, I read them then secure it. I never go in for it and fail....ever" TWWWWAT!

quoted from that bouncer who thinks he superior cos he cuts his hair in Tony&Guy and reads a book with small font. haha.

this sums up newport.

There are now car loads of boys meeting and planning to go and f**k him up as hes on the door in la bamba tonight for student night.
Not even sure why im laughing as im being deadly serious

Jesus Christ, almost bust a gut!

Not even sure why im laughing as im being deadly serious

mounted police at the door now then

That fat arrogant prick with the dopey haircut needs a bar stool smashed firmly over his head! Fukin tosser!

That fat arrogant prick with the dopey haircut needs a bar stool smashed firmly over his head! Fukin tosser!

He needs a massive personal space probably because he's afraid someone will mess his hair up

That fat arrogant prick with the dopey haircut needs a bar stool smashed firmly over his head! Fukin tosser!

I dare say that one of Ringlands finest will be happy to oblige this weekend.
What a f*cking tool he is.

annis lives in newport

Canton Jack made me chuckle, the size of a doorman (bouncer) is nothing to go by, if he's handy is the most important factor in a riot, not size !

Go and see some cage fighting, then see if you would like some guy 65kg giving you a whack, it might change your opinion !

That fat arrogant prick with the dopey haircut needs a bar stool smashed firmly over his head! Fukin tosser!

fat c**t.

Toni and guy will have lost a lot of custom, whos gonna want to pay £50 for hair like a melted welly.

I mean FFS i will shocked if he didnt get a pasting lastnight, judging from the reaction I seen on fb

I'm embarrased to say, the skank about 40mins through who was saying "her friend has a lot of problems, but im not helping her cos ive got problems of my own" lives approx 10 doors away from me. She is hated around here and they've been trying to get her evicted for the past year, shes a dirty stinking pisshead who can't look after her kids as quite often my neighbour takes them in to feed them as they wander around the street all hours and they are 5 and 7.

Spinal Tap, the bouncers version.

Funny and tragic at the same time. When you're pissed up on a Saturday night, you don't realise how much of a sad human being you look, because you're too busy enjoying the moment. If you want to give up drinking, watch that and it will definitely help!

I'm embarrased to say, the skank about 40mins through who was saying "her friend has a lot of problems, but im not helping her cos ive got problems of my own" lives approx 10 doors away from me. She is hated around here and they've been trying to get her evicted for the past year, shes a dirty stinking pisshead who can't look after her kids as quite often my neighbour takes them in to feed them as they wander around the street all hours and they are 5 and 7.

off the top of my head didnt she end it by saying something like '' shes not my friend anyway''??

Things like you said really f*cking wind me up! So in 5-10 years there is more than likely 2 more drug addicts / alchos/ to add to society.

All because there mother is alcoholic, crackhead prosie, who cant bring them up decently. What chance do they have, she should have them taken off her fullstop! and let her rot in her own shit and piss!

I'm embarrased to say, the skank about 40mins through who was saying "her friend has a lot of problems, but im not helping her cos ive got problems of my own" lives approx 10 doors away from me. She is hated around here and they've been trying to get her evicted for the past year, shes a dirty stinking pisshead who can't look after her kids as quite often my neighbour takes them in to feed them as they wander around the street all hours and they are 5 and 7.

off the top of my head didnt she end it by saying something like '' shes not my friend anyway''??

Things like you said really f*cking wind me up! So in 5-10 years there is more than likely 2 more drug addicts / alchos/ to add to society.

All because there mother is alcoholic, crackhead prosie, who cant bring them up decently. What chance do they have, she should have them taken off her fullstop! and let her rot in her own shit and piss!

She did say that Milly, i hated her before that programme......i have nothing but contempt for her now, seeing as her kids have had the same uniform at school the past 2 years and it doesnt fit them, yet she claims she cant afford new ones......then shes on TV pissed as a c**t!

wish she got hit by a bus, would have done her kids a favour.

I'm embarrased to say, the skank about 40mins through who was saying "her friend has a lot of problems, but im not helping her cos ive got problems of my own" lives approx 10 doors away from me. She is hated around here and they've been trying to get her evicted for the past year, shes a dirty stinking pisshead who can't look after her kids as quite often my neighbour takes them in to feed them as they wander around the street all hours and they are 5 and 7.

off the top of my head didnt she end it by saying something like '' shes not my friend anyway''??

Things like you said really f*cking wind me up! So in 5-10 years there is more than likely 2 more drug addicts / alchos/ to add to society.

All because there mother is alcoholic, crackhead prosie, who cant bring them up decently. What chance do they have, she should have them taken off her fullstop! and let her rot in her own shit and piss!

Sadly, plenty of people like them everywhere. I never imagined how bad that sort of thing was (child neglect) when I was a kid. Since I've grown older (and married a teacher), I get to see and hear all sorts of horror stories that make me wonder about how many people who are at liberty (with a small letter l) should be locked away in an asylum or somewhere.

Drugs play a big part in all of this, whether some people accept that or not.

I'm embarrased to say, the skank about 40mins through who was saying "her friend has a lot of problems, but im not helping her cos ive got problems of my own" lives approx 10 doors away from me. She is hated around here and they've been trying to get her evicted for the past year, shes a dirty stinking pisshead who can't look after her kids as quite often my neighbour takes them in to feed them as they wander around the street all hours and they are 5 and 7.

off the top of my head didnt she end it by saying something like '' shes not my friend anyway''??

Things like you said really f*cking wind me up! So in 5-10 years there is more than likely 2 more drug addicts / alchos/ to add to society.

All because there mother is alcoholic, crackhead prosie, who cant bring them up decently. What chance do they have, she should have them taken off her fullstop! and let her rot in her own shit and piss!

Sadly, plenty of people like them everywhere. I never imagined how bad that sort of thing was (child neglect) when I was a kid. Since I've grown older (and married a teacher), I get to see and hear all sorts of horror stories that make me wonder about how many people who are at liberty (with a small letter l) should be locked away in an asylum or somewhere.

Drugs play a big part in all of this, whether some people accept that or not.

Having working in a fair number of Junior Schools in cardiff over the last few years. The so called poorer areas where the kids dont get as many sporting oppurtunities offered to them. You wouldnt believe some of the things the kids say to me about home life. I have seen a dad wander onto the yard and drag his daughter off by her hair because she was playing cricket, I have seen mums fighting each other outside the classroom while waiting to pick there kids up. Dads stood outside the gates with cans of cider. What f*cking chance do the kids have.

Classic comment of the night from one bouncer was .........I had to break door down in gents toilet as it was radioed that a man and woman were up to no good.
I kick door in to find said girl taking a shit and sucking the bloke off at the same time.....When i kicked them out The bloke called the girl a dirty bitch as she didn't wipe her ass before leaving
The bouncer said she was a typical Newport girl

I was pissing myself