I AM STARTING THE BIDDING

AT £100 FOR MY 2ND WEMBLEY TICKET.

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P

Three pence and a rubber band.


Also my collection of Liverpool Memorabilia dating from the times they were good up until Arsenal were undefeated tht season.

Three pence and a rubber band.


Also my collection of Liverpool Memorabilia dating from the times they were good up until Arsenal were undefeated tht season.

Rejected

Three pence and a rubber band.


Also my collection of Liverpool Memorabilia dating from the times they were good up until Arsenal were undefeated tht season.

Rejected

How about my Man City season ticket, unused, my 19 Man United season tickets, all unused and my 2010-11 Liverpool shirt with Torres printed on the back three hours before he signed for Chelsea?

Three pence and a rubber band.


Also my collection of Liverpool Memorabilia dating from the times they were good up until Arsenal were undefeated tht season.

Rejected

How about my Man City season ticket, unused, my 19 Man United season tickets, all unused and my 2010-11 Liverpool shirt with Torres printed on the back three hours before he signed for Chelsea?

No dice

A bag of cheese 'n' onion ? I may rise to ready salted .....

A bag of cheese 'n' onion ? I may rise to ready salted .....

Which brand?

Three pence and a rubber band.


Also my collection of Liverpool Memorabilia dating from the times they were good up until Arsenal were undefeated tht season.

Rejected

How about my Man City season ticket, unused, my 19 Man United season tickets, all unused and my 2010-11 Liverpool shirt with Torres printed on the back three hours before he signed for Chelsea?

No dice

A packet of salt and shake?

And some dice?

A bag of cheese 'n' onion ? I may rise to ready salted .....

Which brand?

Well as a ST holder , I'm guessing I'm entitled to about 4000 tickets , so I can only go to Walkers Crisps I'm afraid to get the extra

I'll offer you 5p in the pound.... works everytime for Swansea !

A bottle of Shekhu Vandu

A stronger fishing rod?

A bag of cheese 'n' onion ? I may rise to ready salted .....

Which brand?

Well as a ST holder , I'm guessing I'm entitled to about 4000 tickets , so I can only go to Walkers Crisps I'm afraid to get the extra

No can do. Salt & Vinegar Golden Wonder and i may have considered.

AT £100 FOR MY 2ND WEMBLEY TICKET.

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Will you take the offer of a hull stub

A bag of cheese 'n' onion ? I may rise to ready salted .....

Which brand?

Well as a ST holder , I'm guessing I'm entitled to about 4000 tickets , so I can only go to Walkers Crisps I'm afraid to get the extra

No can do. Salt & Vinegar Golden Wonder and i may have considered.

Ah well , I tried.
Someone else offered to do something fishy with your rod ..... I can't compete with that ...........

I'll just stick with my thousands of tickets for being a Plat Ambo

AT £100 FOR MY 2ND WEMBLEY TICKET.

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Will you take the offer of a hull stub

Nope £100 minimum, however I will give priority to the loyal supporters who went to the Huddersfield game but couldnt get a season ticket because for reasons that belong on the jeremy kyle show.

AT £100 FOR MY 2ND WEMBLEY TICKET.

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Will you take the offer of a hull stub

Nope £100 minimum, however I will give priority to the loyal supporters who went to the Huddersfield game but couldnt get a season ticket because for reasons that belong on the jeremy kyle show.

Hmmm , my wife's a crack addict , my daughter's a prostitute and my son is gay.
Any chance of a ticket for my killer pyschopathic brother ?

AT £100 FOR MY 2ND WEMBLEY TICKET.

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P

Will you take the offer of a hull stub

Nope £100 minimum, however I will give priority to the loyal supporters who went to the Huddersfield game but couldnt get a season ticket because for reasons that belong on the jeremy kyle show.

Hmmm , my wife's a crack addict , my daughter's a prostitute and my son is gay.
Any chance of a ticket for my killer pyschopathic brother ?

AT £100 FOR MY 2ND WEMBLEY TICKET.

PM with offers

Regards

P

Will you take the offer of a hull stub

Nope £100 minimum, however I will give priority to the loyal supporters who went to the Huddersfield game but couldnt get a season ticket because for reasons that belong on the jeremy kyle show.

Hmmm , my wife's a crack addict , my daughter's a prostitute and my son is gay.
Any chance of a ticket for my killer pyschopathic brother ?

With a story like that you can have both my tickets. One for you and one for your brother.

One condition. Your brother kills Sven Ghastly for me.

AT £100 FOR MY 2ND WEMBLEY TICKET.

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P

Will you take the offer of a hull stub

Nope £100 minimum, however I will give priority to the loyal supporters who went to the Huddersfield game but couldnt get a season ticket because for reasons that belong on the jeremy kyle show.

Hmmm , my wife's a crack addict , my daughter's a prostitute and my son is gay.
Any chance of a ticket for my killer pyschopathic brother ?

With a story like that you can have both my tickets. One for you and one for your brother.

One condition. Your brother kills Sven Ghastly for me.

He'll kill someone , can't promise a name tho ,he's has delusions of grandeur - he thought he'd be assasinating presidents by the time he was 40 , sadly no. He's just abusing his mental nurses. I try to move him on , but last week giving him an AK47 as a birthday pressie just resulted in lots of overtime at mental hospital ........

No deal then. Specifically has to be that condesending twerp, Sven Ghastly.

No deal then. Specifically has to be that condesending twerp, Sven Ghastly.

Awwww , I'll throw in a bag of onion rings ? AND , I shall hack CCFC system to make sure he don't get a ticket ?

No deal then. Specifically has to be that condesending twerp, Sven Ghastly.

Awwww , I'll throw in a bag of onion rings ? AND , I shall hack CCFC system to make sure he don't get a ticket ?

SOLD!

No deal then. Specifically has to be that condesending twerp, Sven Ghastly.

Awwww , I'll throw in a bag of onion rings ? AND , I shall hack CCFC system to make sure he don't get a ticket ?

SOLD!

Excellent !!!
Now all I need is his fan number , address , his bank account details , his PIN number and his shoe size.

No deal then. Specifically has to be that condesending twerp, Sven Ghastly.

Awwww , I'll throw in a bag of onion rings ? AND , I shall hack CCFC system to make sure he don't get a ticket ?

SOLD!

Excellent !!!
Now all I need is his fan number , address , his bank account details , his PIN number and his shoe size.

Oh , I wouldn't mind a pic of his missus too

Half a bottle of TCP

AT £100 FOR MY 2ND WEMBLEY TICKET.

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Will you take the offer of a hull stub

Nope £100 minimum, however I will give priority to the loyal supporters who went to the Huddersfield game but couldnt get a season ticket because for reasons that belong on the jeremy kyle show.

Hmmm , my wife's a crack addict , my daughter's a prostitute and my son is gay.
Any chance of a ticket for my killer pyschopathic brother ?

With a story like that you can have both my tickets. One for you and one for your brother.

One condition. Your brother kills Sven Ghastly for me.

All noted 'Polo'

how about
a large ball of belly button fluff
a named (fowler) cardiff city top signed by robbie fowler
a photo of annis
and a fish supper

AT £100 FOR MY 2ND WEMBLEY TICKET.

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Nob.

Well polo how about you sell it and buy yourself a life