A friendly banter poem for Swansealad69

(to the tune of "there was a man from St Ives")


There was a poster named SwanseaLad 69
Who was always 6 knuckle deep in cousin Caroline

He got banned from this website
Because he hailed from a van site

But he still thinks this board is sublime.


Can anybody do better?

How the f**k did u know i had a cousin called Caroline ??..

How the f**k did u know i had a cousin called Caroline ??..

How the f**k did u know i had a cousin called Caroline ??..

He knows a girl in Swansea called Caroline and everyone in Swansea is related so he put two and two together.

There was a swansealad called Paul
Who 69ed his sister called Paula
She said id rather your Brother
Whose Cock was much Bigger
And he comes quicker than you do dear Brother.

BOOM BOOM

How the f**k did u know i had a cousin called Caroline ??..

It's a pikie name, high probability of success, and it rhymed

There was a swansealad called Paul
Who 69ed his sister called Paula
She said id rather your Brother
Whose Cock was much Bigger
And he comes quicker than you do dear Brother.

BOOM BOOM

Top!

How the f**k did u know i had a cousin called Caroline ??..

He knows a girl in Swansea called Caroline and everyone in Swansea is related so he put two and two together.

^^ this

My cardiff mate is named steve,but his brandnew jacket makes me heave,he use to be fit,but now just talks shit,but he still wears his heart on is sleeve

My cardiff mate is named steve,but his brandnew jacket makes me heave,he use to be fit,but now just talks shit,but he still wears his heart on is sleeve

Leave the jacket out of it George Boy

Wish i had a wife who loved me enogh to buy me a jacket like thst for xmas????

Wish i had a wife who loved me enogh to buy me a jacket like thst for xmas????

My Mrs bought part of it Chief i paid a hefty chunk.

Its a nice jacket mate just what u need at uor age with these cold nights...

Its a nice jacket mate just what u need at uor age with these cold nights...

I am only 23 Chief .......................................22 years ago

Thursday humor bump.

(to the tune of "there was a man from St Ives")


There was a poster named SwanseaLad 69
Who was always 6 knuckle deep in cousin Caroline

He got banned from this website
Because he hailed from a van site

But he still thinks this board is sublime.


Can anybody do better?

There was once was a boy named Jack
Who was addicted to smack
His wardrobe was designed by gallini
he shot his load over a loanee called Borini
And now he is on the crack

Picture the scene..

Swansea lad at the back of the east stand In his loudest Voice.

"Gimme an S!" ... Crowd ... Essss!
"Gimme a W! " ... Crowd ... Double ewe!
"Gimme an A! " ... Crowd ... Ehhhh!
"Gimme an N! " ... Crowd ... Ennn.
"Gimme an S! " ... Crowd ... Essss!
"Gimme an A! " ... Crowd ... Ehhh!
"Gimme an E!" ... Crowd ... EEEEEE?


What have we got???!!!!


Dislexia!!! clap clap clap
Dislexia!!! clap clap clap

Picture the scene..

Swansea lad at the back of the east stand In his loudest Voice.

"Gimme an S!" ... Crowd ... Essss!
"Gimme a W! " ... Crowd ... Double ewe!
"Gimme an A! " ... Crowd ... Ehhhh!
"Gimme an N! " ... Crowd ... Ennn.
"Gimme an S! " ... Crowd ... Essss!
"Gimme an A! " ... Crowd ... Ehhh!
"Gimme an E!" ... Crowd ... EEEEEE?


What have we got???!!!!


Dislexia!!! clap clap clap
Dislexia!!! clap clap clap

Dislexia rules K.O.

Picture the scene..

Swansea lad at the back of the east stand In his loudest Voice.

"Gimme an S!" ... Crowd ... Essss!
"Gimme a W! " ... Crowd ... Double ewe!
"Gimme an A! " ... Crowd ... Ehhhh!
"Gimme an N! " ... Crowd ... Ennn.
"Gimme an S! " ... Crowd ... Essss!
"Gimme an A! " ... Crowd ... Ehhh!
"Gimme an E!" ... Crowd ... EEEEEE?


What have we got???!!!!


Dislexia!!! clap clap clap
Dislexia!!! clap clap clap

Dislexia rules K.O.

I actually saw that painted on a bridge in London.

There was a jack pikie called Tate
Who liked to do suck off his mates

They rewarded him with golf
Only to end up in LOL's

And the crutchman fucked up any more dates.

There was an illiterate c**t called Paul
This c**t won his school spelling bee
He spells his name POoRL
Iv'e seen more charisma in a dead flea

There was an illiterate c**t called Paul
This c**t won his school spelling bee
He spells his name POoRL
Iv'e seen more charisma in a dead flea

Theres was a thick lad called Paul
who is not what youd call "on the ball"
he thinks he his hard
hes about as funny as lard
and his total brain cells add up to f**k all!!!

Theres was a thick lad called Paul
who is not what youd call "on the ball"
he thinks he his hard
hes about as funny as lard
and his total brain cells add up to f**k all!!!

Brilliant.

There was a Jack whose never been to the ground
On Planet Swans he is not a allowed
A 40 year old man called Paul
He's as thick as a f*cking tennis ball
By f**k his kids must be proud

There was a jack called swansealad69
He is a bummer.

The end.

There was a man called Swansealad
whos spelling was shockingly bad
he couldnt get any dumber
admits hes a bummer
and his sister is really his dad!!!

He's a smelly jack scum c**t. Hows that? Jack b*stard

I once heard a chap whose a Jack
report that he'd been shot 'Up' the back
I corrected his Grammar
and said, don't you mean 'In' the?
He said No,he spunked up from his sack

They come from a little town, far west in wales,
You only heard of rugby there, in the old folk tails,
One day they went to the Liberty, to see the Swansea play,
The little shack full of all some scummy little gays,
Swansea would chant the home crowd,
Never sounding to proud,
Running on the terraces would the Swansea fans,
Running only from a group of some Valley Rams,
They would sing of chants of Swim Away,
But we all know what really happened that day,
Their fans would only think of going down,
Because their all C***s from Swansea Town!

He's just a poor Swansea fan,
His clothes all battered and torn,
He started to sing,
So we kicked his head in,
And the C*** don't sing any more


Ain't this a old city Chant ?