MARIO BALOTELLI - NUTCASE...

Another day in the life of Mario.

Pull up outside a school in Manchester, park you flash motor, stroll into the canteen ask the kids where the toilets are, knock on the staff room door ask permission to go for a piss, then wander round for an hour signing autographs and posing for pictures with the kids.

LEGEND- BUT NUTS!!

some one post the link, I cant be ased

I dont think I've likes a player so much since cantona

didn't some woman take her son who was being bullied to the training ground for autograph before and balotelli put the kid in his car and took him to school and helped sort it out or something along them lines

I dont think I've likes a player so much since cantona

I noticed you were all over the facebook link like a fly around shit

I think hes brilliant, we had him dressed as santa xmas eve handing out money (supposadly)
also supposadly paying for 20 odd homeless people to have a hotel for New Years.

I wouldnt put it past him after reading this

didn't some woman take her son who was being bullied to the training ground for autograph before and balotelli put the kid in his car and took him to school and helped sort it out or something along them lines

Yeah something like that
Set off fireworks in his house
Left a casino and gave half his winning to a homeless guy as he left
Walked around Manchester as Santa giving money out
Told everyone in a petrol station to fill there tanks and he would pay
Paid for 24 homeless people to stay in the Hilton for new years

Not sure if they are all true but all reported

didn't some woman take her son who was being bullied to the training ground for autograph before and balotelli put the kid in his car and took him to school and helped sort it out or something along them lines

Yeah something like that
Set off fireworks in his house
Left a casino and gave half his winning to a homeless guy as he left
Walked around Manchester as Santa giving money out
Told everyone in a petrol station to fill there tanks and he would pay
Paid for 24 homeless people to stay in the Hilton for new years

Not sure if they are all true but all reported

the guy is an absolute pearler, he went into a pub on christmas eve and bought the whole pub a round in quite a rough area then fucked off too

Apparently he just parks his car anywhere he fancies, he just leaves it and takes the fine.

Apparently he just parks his car anywhere he fancies, he just leaves it and takes the fine.

Knowing him he gives the traffic warden an extra grand as a thankyou

Apparently he just parks his car anywhere he fancies, he just leaves it and takes the fine.

Knowing him he gives the traffic warden an extra grand as a thankyou

How I'd love to be so rich and so young

Milly - Was going to start a thread on this guy a few weeks back with all the things he gets up to as 2blue says.

My fav quote when the police stop him and asked why he had so much money on him ( £10-£20k on him ) -

"Because i am rich"

Milly - Was going to start a thread on this guy a few weeks back with all the things he gets up to as 2blue says.

My fav quote when the police stop him and asked why he had so much money on him ( £10-£20k on him ) -

"Because i am rich"

forgot that one, it's my dads fab

The man is a legend. We need more people like him in football

Milly - Was going to start a thread on this guy a few weeks back with all the things he gets up to as 2blue says.

My fav quote when the police stop him and asked why he had so much money on him ( £10-£20k on him ) -

"Because i am rich"

Im not sure why I love the bloke so much, not sure whether its just pure arrogance mixed with madness, kindness, boredam,lonliness, whatever it is its great

Milly - Was going to start a thread on this guy a few weeks back with all the things he gets up to as 2blue says.

My fav quote when the police stop him and asked why he had so much money on him ( £10-£20k on him ) -

"Because i am rich"

Im not sure why I love the bloke so much, not sure whether its just pure arrogance mixed with madness, kindness, boredam,lonliness, whatever it is its great

i think you have covered everthing that is MARIO BALOTELLI there Nathan

Milly - Was going to start a thread on this guy a few weeks back with all the things he gets up to as 2blue says.

My fav quote when the police stop him and asked why he had so much money on him ( £10-£20k on him ) -

"Because i am rich"

Where's the link Tony ?

Milly - Was going to start a thread on this guy a few weeks back with all the things he gets up to as 2blue says.

My fav quote when the police stop him and asked why he had so much money on him ( £10-£20k on him ) -

"Because i am rich"

Where's the link Tony ?

Steve it was only £5k - but here it is ..

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/2010/09/06/ ... of-season/

And Another Link...

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion ... 71765.html

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/8 ... icking-off


this is the best story by far, you cant help but love him...well Im starting to love this rebel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tagn3lB3I

Some top Balotelli madness. What a legend!
>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth.
>£10,000 in parking fines.
>Car impounded 27 times.
>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside.
>Rescued a child from bullying.
>Threw tomatoes at som Serie A managers.
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting.
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club.
>Thinks milk with tea is strange.
>Bibotelli saga.
>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week.
>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board.
>Came back from there with a giant trampoline, a Vespa and Scalectrix.
>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards at training.
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore whilst playing for Inter.
>Went on TV in an AC Milan shirt with his name on whilst playing for Inter.
>U21s game for Italy, he kicked a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrated in front of the Man Utd fans.
>After the FA cup final, on LIVE TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash laid on the passenger seat.
>When asked ''why?'' he said "because I'm rich."
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy from the pitch.
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won.
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show.
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs.
>*** mental chicken hat.
>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere.
>He said he would find out who Wilshere was so he could remind him he came second.
>Drove his car in to a women's prison so he could have a look around.
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed.
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial.
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
>Set house on fire using fireworks.
>He said that only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all the other players.
>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman.
>Drove around Manchester high fiving City fans from his car the day after the 6-1 victory over Man Utd.
>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire.
>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester.
>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne.

I just worked out that Ballotelli driving around with £5k on his passenger seat is the equivalent of a person on a £400 weekly wage carrying £10 around with them!!!

That is how obscenely rich he is!!

The guy is amazing, would love to meet him!

didn't some woman take her son who was being bullied to the training ground for autograph before and balotelli put the kid in his car and took him to school and helped sort it out or something along them lines

Yeah something like that
Set off fireworks in his house
Left a casino and gave half his winning to a homeless guy as he left
Walked around Manchester as Santa giving money out
Told everyone in a petrol station to fill there tanks and he would pay
Paid for 24 homeless people to stay in the Hilton for new years

Not sure if they are all true but all reported

The Santa, petrol station and Hilton stories are all made up.

Sorry to ruin it.

http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dir ... sow-274819


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -23693767/

The guy is a legend

Terry phillips could make some shit up about him without even watching!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpL9eQ6mm-k

this is one of the funniest videos of him!

^ lmao

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... llege.html

Priceless video