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Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:50 pm

Hes still on the pay roll, weve got no football guys on the board, Malky is a little wet behind the years in this management malarky so why not make use of DJ whilst we are still paying him and make him director of football.

He had no problem attracting players here, perhaps he should take over that side of things and let Malky concentrate on the coaching and being the front man with the fans. Im sure Malky could only benefit from someone of DJ's experience.

Kind Regards

Polo

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:51 pm

Fantastic idea! :ayatollah:

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:54 pm

Will never happen DJ wants to manage

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:59 pm

Daniel_PT_blues wrote:Will never happen DJ wants to manage


Not exactly got many offers on the table though.

Im sure to a football man this role beats playing golf!

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:12 pm

polo wrote:
Daniel_PT_blues wrote:Will never happen DJ wants to manage


Not exactly got many offers on the table though.

Im sure to a football man this role beats playing golf!


1) Given some of the players he did bring in, not exactly the best role for him.

2) We've already someone in, Ian Moody, with regards to player identification and recruitment.

3) I'm sure Jones is happy enough getting paid by us and getting a sum of money from Sky for issuing his in depth analysis.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:16 pm

:lol:

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:54 pm

Try one of these for his title if he took that position:

Director of excuses
Director of undermining
Director of no plan B
Director of discipline (I think he was advising the English Rugby team recently)
Director of whispering to your assistant without taking any action
Director of arm folding
Director of ARE YOU F**KING NUTS TO SUGGEST THIS!

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:57 pm

With DJ being on sky and travelling to various championship grounds, he could recommend any local talent he sees, as lets be honest the quality service at the food outlets at CCS is shit.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:01 pm

Einstein wrote:Try one of these for his title if he took that position:

Director of excuses
Director of undermining
Director of no plan B
Director of discipline (I think he was advising the English Rugby team recently)
Director of whispering to your assistant without taking any action
Director of arm folding
Director of ARE YOU F**KING NUTS TO SUGGEST THIS!

Director of 3 points
Director of a decent plan A

Malky is struggling with both

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:05 pm

polo wrote:
Einstein wrote:Try one of these for his title if he took that position:

Director of excuses
Director of undermining
Director of no plan B
Director of discipline (I think he was advising the English Rugby team recently)
Director of whispering to your assistant without taking any action
Director of arm folding
Director of ARE YOU F**KING NUTS TO SUGGEST THIS!

Director of 3 points
Director of a decent plan A

Malky is struggling with both


Director of massive failure.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:27 pm

Bakedalasker wrote:
polo wrote:
Einstein wrote:Try one of these for his title if he took that position:

Director of excuses
Director of undermining
Director of no plan B
Director of discipline (I think he was advising the English Rugby team recently)
Director of whispering to your assistant without taking any action
Director of arm folding
Director of ARE YOU F**KING NUTS TO SUGGEST THIS!

Director of 3 points
Director of a decent plan A

Malky is struggling with both


Director of massive failure.



Look out its Director of bitterness :roll:

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:30 pm

polo wrote:
Bakedalasker wrote:
polo wrote:
Einstein wrote:Try one of these for his title if he took that position:

Director of excuses
Director of undermining
Director of no plan B
Director of discipline (I think he was advising the English Rugby team recently)
Director of whispering to your assistant without taking any action
Director of arm folding
Director of ARE YOU F**KING NUTS TO SUGGEST THIS!

Director of 3 points
Director of a decent plan A

Malky is struggling with both


Director of massive failure.



Look out its Director of bitterness :roll:



your right Baz.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:33 pm

polo wrote:
Einstein wrote:Try one of these for his title if he took that position:

Director of excuses
Director of undermining
Director of no plan B
Director of discipline (I think he was advising the English Rugby team recently)
Director of whispering to your assistant without taking any action
Director of arm folding
Director of ARE YOU F**KING NUTS TO SUGGEST THIS!

Director of 3 points
Director of a decent plan A

Malky is struggling with both


Are you DJ? I am no hater of Dave Jones as overall he helped the club get to where it is today. Unfortunately he was not able instill proper discipline on the team which cost us promotion

The way you are so negative about every aspect annoys most people on here. I am all for constructive criticism and if someone is not giving 100% go ahead and crucify them but when they are working hard to their best this can only be enhanced by positive passionate support instead of the shite you constantly pedal

Get a life or get laid or whatever is lacking in your life - ask the doc for some Lithium maybe

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:50 pm

Here he comes jhippy. My very own barry george. :roll:

My lifes just dandy and the day i am willing to take advice off you I wont bother with the quacks i will go straight up the viaduct.

If my posts annoy you then my job is done. BRILLIANT in fact.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:54 pm

polo wrote:Here he comes jhippy. My very own barry george. :roll:

My lifes just dandy and the day i am willing to take advice off you I wont bother with the quacks i will go straight up the viaduct.

If my posts annoy you then my job is done. BRILLIANT in fact.


I find that really sad in the fact you come on here just to annoy people.

Still whatever floats your boat.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:55 pm

polo wrote:Here he comes jhippy. My very own barry george. :roll:

My lifes just dandy and the day i am willing to take advice off you I wont bother with the quacks i will go straight up the viaduct.

If my posts annoy you then my job is done. BRILLIANT in fact.


Just a brainless knob who needs to lose his virginity

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:56 pm

Director of Massaging His Shrivelled Testicles Inside His Manky Sticky Pockets While Fantasising Over Golf and Money

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:09 pm

jhippno wrote:
polo wrote:Here he comes jhippy. My very own barry george. :roll:

My lifes just dandy and the day i am willing to take advice off you I wont bother with the quacks i will go straight up the viaduct.

If my posts annoy you then my job is done. BRILLIANT in fact.


Just a brainless knob who needs to lose his virginity

Pipe down Kermit yeah.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:14 pm

Bakedalasker wrote:
polo wrote:Here he comes jhippy. My very own barry george. :roll:

My lifes just dandy and the day i am willing to take advice off you I wont bother with the quacks i will go straight up the viaduct.

If my posts annoy you then my job is done. BRILLIANT in fact.


I find that really sad in the fact you come on here just to annoy people.

Still whatever floats your boat.

Thats not my intention but if people get all angry and annoyed just because im not a sheep and dont follow the masses on here then all well and good.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:25 pm

4 points of automatic promotion spot 3 off playoffs... what's the panic about?

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:31 pm

polo wrote:
Bakedalasker wrote:
polo wrote:Here he comes jhippy. My very own barry george. :roll:

My lifes just dandy and the day i am willing to take advice off you I wont bother with the quacks i will go straight up the viaduct.

If my posts annoy you then my job is done. BRILLIANT in fact.


I find that really sad in the fact you come on here just to annoy people.

Still whatever floats your boat.

Thats not my intention but if people get all angry and annoyed just because im not a sheep and dont follow the masses on here then all well and good.


Ah and here lies the problem. You obviously have fallen into line with other peeps that have a bee in their bonnet about this forum.

You see I have met guys on here who believe in A. I've also met guys on here who believe in B. Actually I have introduced A to B. What I am saying is that is just bollocks about the masses on here. I wonder if you were one of the nerds in the pub the other night?

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:39 pm

This would never work and would never happen! directors of football and mangers are a disaster waiting to happen, let alone when the director of football is the former manager!

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:06 pm

Wow. Youre some kind of forum cupid. Do you introduce yourselves by youre real name or youre log in? Maybe both.

See the difference with me fella is i couldnt give two fucks for meeting people off the net.

I got proper human friends I go to watch the game with. I havent got the urge to make and meet cyber buddies.

I think you place too much importance on this forum and your role in introducing people.

If you want to come across as some big internet cheese fine but it doesnt impress me.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:07 pm

Wow. Youre some kind of forum cupid. Do you introduce yourselves by youre real name or youre log in? Maybe both.

See the difference with me fella is i couldnt give two fucks for meeting people off the net.

I got proper human friends I go to watch the game with. I havent got the urge to make and meet cyber buddies.

I think you place too much importance on this forum and your role in introducing people.

If you want to come across as some big internet cheese fine but it doesnt impress me.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:14 pm

polo wrote:Wow. Youre some kind of forum cupid. Do you introduce yourselves by youre real name or youre log in? Maybe both.

See the difference with me fella is i couldnt give two fucks for meeting people off the net.

I got proper human friends I go to watch the game with. I havent got the urge to make and meet cyber buddies.

I think you place too much importance on this forum and your role in introducing people.

If you want to come across as some big internet cheese fine but it doesnt impress me.


Yawn - Probably some sort of Emo boy who's daddy didn't love him enough

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:14 pm

tylerdurdenisabluebird wrote:Director of Massaging His Shrivelled Testicles Inside His Manky Sticky Pockets While Fantasising Over Golf and Money

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:19 pm

jhippno wrote:
polo wrote:Wow. Youre some kind of forum cupid. Do you introduce yourselves by youre real name or youre log in? Maybe both.

See the difference with me fella is i couldnt give two fucks for meeting people off the net.

I got proper human friends I go to watch the game with. I havent got the urge to make and meet cyber buddies.

I think you place too much importance on this forum and your role in introducing people.

If you want to come across as some big internet cheese fine but it doesnt impress me.


Yawn - Probably some sort of Emo boy who's daddy didn't love him enough

Football casual all the way Gonzo

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:27 pm

polo wrote:
jhippno wrote:
polo wrote:Wow. Youre some kind of forum cupid. Do you introduce yourselves by youre real name or youre log in? Maybe both.

See the difference with me fella is i couldnt give two fucks for meeting people off the net.

I got proper human friends I go to watch the game with. I havent got the urge to make and meet cyber buddies.

I think you place too much importance on this forum and your role in introducing people.

If you want to come across as some big internet cheese fine but it doesnt impress me.


Yawn - Probably some sort of Emo boy who's daddy didn't love him enough

Football casual all the way Gonzo


You bore me - you don't back up any of your negativity with good debate, you just moan! Are you sure your not Dave Jones or maybe my missus?

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:33 pm

I bore you so much you cannot stop following me around the board.

Never even noticed you until you started snapping at my ankle like a jack russell.

Re: Dave Jones. Director Of Football.

Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:46 pm

Director in this part of the world :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: But in seriousness if we are paying him he can be asked to do any Job. And he can't refuse.