My Girlfriend

Has Packed her bags and left me because of my fetish of inserting pasta into her arse. I'm feeling Cannelloni right now

Has Packed her bags and left me because of my fetish of inserting pasta into her arse. I'm feeling Cannelloni right now

don't ruin Sam's moments of glory he keeping them all for tommorrow

don't ruin Sam's moments of glory he keeping them all for tommorrow

Whats happening tomorrow Darren

Has Packed her bags and left me because of my fetish of inserting pasta into her arse. I'm feeling Cannelloni right now

Very Good

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Ive been diagnosed with attention defecit disorder
apparantly theres this problem with my head.......... shoulders, knees and toes, kness and toes.

Well that'll be the first and last time i use my Sean Connery accent to ask my girlfriend to sit on my face!!!!

Well that'll be the first and last time i use my Sean Connery accent to ask my girlfriend to sit on my face!!!!

I read this, then practised my Sean Connery and read it again, haha

don't ruin Sam's moments of glory he keeping them all for tommorrow

Whats happening tomorrow Darren

with the bank holiday and trying to wish the weekend was 2moz my head thinks its friday 2day
i meant he should be on form on saturday not tommorrow
thanks for pointing that out mate just extended my week by another day

Has Packed her bags and left me because of my fetish of inserting pasta into her arse. I'm feeling Cannelloni right now

Well that'll be the first and last time i use my Sean Connery accent to ask my girlfriend to sit on my face!!!!

............Keep them coming Sam

don't ruin Sam's moments of glory he keeping them all for tommorrow

Whats happening tomorrow Darren

with the bank holiday and trying to wish the weekend was 2moz my head thinks its friday 2day
i meant he should be on form on saturday not tommorrow
thanks for pointing that out mate just extended my week by another day

I thought that might be the case mate, See you Noon at the POW.

Well that'll be the first and last time i use my Sean Connery accent to ask my girlfriend to sit on my face!!!!

............Keep them coming Sam

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . . Bob has been missing since Friday!

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . . Bob has been missing since Friday!

Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . . Bob has been missing since Friday!

I found it more funny that you had a Girlfriend PS Have a good day Saturday

Has Packed her bags and left me because of my fetish of inserting pasta into her arse. I'm feeling Cannelloni right now

LMAO

Ive just walked into the bedroom and the mrs is laid on the bed! She opens her legs to reveal a pair of crotchless knicker's,and say's "come on Sammy you big boy,have some of this"! I replied "You can fook off,look what it's done to your knicker's!"

Ive just walked into the bedroom and the mrs is laid on the bed! She opens her legs to reveal a pair of crotchless knicker's,and say's "come on Sammy you big boy,have some of this"! I replied "You can fook off,look what it's done to your knicker's!"

GET YOUR OWN JOKE THREAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS *******************************
Police in Birmingham have arrested 237 illegal immigrants of Pakistani descent already today and numbers are continuing to rise..........
Police Chief Inspector Paul Ward says that officers will attempt to enter a third house this evening.

BREAKING NEWS *******************************
Police in Birmingham have arrested 237 illegal immigrants of Pakistani descent already today and numbers are continuing to rise..........
Police Chief Inspector Paul Ward says that officers will attempt to enter a third house this evening.

........He's Back

THREAD it was great while it lasted

Leading drug companies have announced that rabbits will no longer be used in experiments. Pakis will be used instead . A leading scientist behind the move said the advantage of using pakis is that they breed just as quick as rabbits, but you dont get too fond of them............................................

Leading drug companies have announced that rabbits will no longer be used in experiments. Pakis will be used instead . A leading scientist behind the move said the advantage of using pakis is that they breed just as quick as rabbits, but you dont get too fond of them............................................

Thief!!!!!

Marc you are a right Rebel Thread gone

Marc you are a right Rebel Thread gone

Nukes, light hearted fun.... see you next Saturday

Marc you are a right Rebel Thread gone

Nukes, light hearted fun.... see you next Saturday

Yes Chief thats a cert and did i read it right that the first round is on you and the first joke is on Sam

A paki and a Jew stood at a bus stop.Paki turns around and ask"What times the bus due?" The Jew replies"Fook off you Paki tw*t!"