Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:29 pm
Anyone had any decent text jokes lately?
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:41 pm
I got a cracker but its filthy - prolly get deleted straight away 
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:42 pm
ihatealiens wrote:I got a cracker but its filthy - prolly get deleted straight away
pm then or just put it with ***'s
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:43 pm
ihatealiens wrote:I got a cracker but its filthy - prolly get deleted straight away
Im the only mod online, so your safe
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:48 pm
u got PM berwyn
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:52 pm
ihatealiens wrote:u got PM berwyn
PM me
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:52 pm
Billy Hunt. wrote:ihatealiens wrote:u got PM berwyn
PM me
and me
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:55 pm
Pm's sent to Billy and Milly
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:57 pm
PM me
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:57 pm
ihatealiens wrote:Pm's sent to Billy and Milly
thanks aliens, well worth the PM
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:01 pm
vicky wrote:PM me
done
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:09 pm
Thanks..I'm using that one
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:28 pm
ihatealiens wrote:u got PM berwyn
You deleted it though so I couldn't read it.
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:33 pm
Berwyn wrote:ihatealiens wrote:u got PM berwyn
You deleted it though so I couldn't read it.
Same with me
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:35 pm
sorry lads sent again
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:44 pm
Loads but all my jokes get deleted as they are offensive to people that dont look like me then again aint they the lucky ones 
then again aint they the lucky ones
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:12 pm
i walked into the bedroom. my wife was asleep with a pen in her pussy and a completed crossword in her hand i thought what a clever tw*t !
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:17 pm
davy wrote:i walked into the bedroom. my wife was asleep with a pen in her pussy and a completed crossword in her hand i thought what a clever tw*t !
Same as the bloke with no arms and legs that swam the channel........Clever dick.
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:17 pm
Someone PM that joke to me PLEASE!!
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:20 pm
Being a nosey cnut, can someone pm it to me as well please
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:26 pm
Uncle Fester wrote:Someone PM that joke to me PLEASE!!
done
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:26 pm
Marc wrote:Being a nosey cnut, can someone pm it to me as well please
done
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:27 pm
ihatealiens wrote:Marc wrote:Being a nosey cnut, can someone pm it to me as well please
done
Cheers mate..
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:41 pm
Reverse Cowboy????? Mmmm??
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:11 pm
ihatealiens wrote:Marc wrote:Being a nosey cnut, can someone pm it to me as well please
done
And me please fella!
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:17 pm
Ccfc Shane wrote:ihatealiens wrote:Marc wrote:Being a nosey cnut, can someone pm it to me as well please
done
And me please fella!
sent
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:25 pm
Cheers fella, fair play, thats a cracker.
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:30 pm
We've had worse jokes on here, so here it is:
Two guys are sat in a pub together when one turns to the other and says, "I fucked your mum last night. We did everything. I fucked her doggy, missionary, and reverse cowgirl, then I licked her bumhole while she fingered mine, then she gave me a tit wank whilst sucking my cock, and I spunked all over her face" The other guy puts down his pint and says, "Let's go home dad,I think you've had enough".
Two guys are sat in a pub together when one turns to the other and says, "I fucked your mum last night. We did everything. I fucked her doggy, missionary, and reverse cowgirl, then I licked her bumhole while she fingered mine, then she gave me a tit wank whilst sucking my cock, and I spunked all over her face" The other guy puts down his pint and says, "Let's go home dad,I think you've had enough".
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:54 pm
Whoever says what goes up must come down has clearly never stuck a milk bottle up their arse. 
Re: Txt jokes
Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:29 pm
I get load of jokes from just 2 people, I delete 99% of them. Those jokes posted I don't find funny TBH!!!!