Spainsea's Run In

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

Ospreys don't play at The Stadium of Light. What a numpty!!!

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

Ospreys don't play at The Stadium of Light. What a numpty!!!

ALL you could say is the Ospreys dont play there............numpty times 12

id settle for the first sentence.5 straight defeats.

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

Ospreys don't play at The Stadium of Light. What a numpty!!!

It's called poetic license and also I didn't think that any of you Jack's would be bright enough to notice. Go to the top of the class and don't forget to collect a chocolate watch on the way home (a quote of Jammo early 80's, the Jammo who worked for Bass).

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

And the point of that drivel is what exactly?

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

Wow!

And the point is ? It would mean that we would safe and be above you and you would still be relegated!

And the point is ? It would mean that we would safe and be above you and you would still be relegated!

I can only imagine that your post count some how reflects your age , there can't be any other reason for this

they will beat newcastle

If you think we are going to lose the next 5 games on the spin I suggest you give the heavy medication a bit of light relief.

We could lose the next 6 and I still wouldn't have you down to catch us on points. You have to beat Palarse, Stoke, someone else in your run in, get another point away from home, and have results going your way to stand any chance of staying up. We however only need another win and a draw to be sure that we can cash another 60 million pound cheque next year. That's all just cheap point scoring though.

For what it's worth I think you'll stay up by the skin of your nose because of your run in compared to your relegation rivals. Your priority should be finding someone to take your spot in the bottom 3, preferably Norwich, not fantasising about us going down and you staying up.

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

its a dig at how they THINK they play, NOT a complement on how they actually play
you know......when Turner hoofs it 60 yards its hoofball and he is a donkey. when zico shelvey does it ,they are pin point pases.
its called sarcasm

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

its a dig at how they THINK they play, NOT a complement on how they actually play
you know......when Turner hoofs it 60 yards its hoofball and he is a donkey. when zico shelvey does it ,they are pin point pases.
its called sarcasm

Plus it also reflects on the team being half Spanish / Spanish speaking.

I feel sorry for the people who write this crap.

You've just made yourself look stupid.

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

its a dig at how they THINK they play, NOT a complement on how they actually play
you know......when Turner hoofs it 60 yards its hoofball and he is a donkey. when zico shelvey does it ,they are pin point pases.
its called sarcasm

But they rarely do it.

We have thhighest number of passes per game, the odds are we will have the most of every type of pass.

The only people that really try to play long balls are Ashleys cross field passes to the wings amd shelveys through balls. However as we do like 600 passes per game, even 5% of long passes adds up at 30 per game. 5% of all oasses being constituted as "long" is not long ball.

Where as a team that hits 25 long passes but only 125 passes per game will hit less long passes but at 25% it will be a more long ball style of play.

I feel sorry for the people who write this crap.

You've just made yourself look stupid.

I feel sorry for people with no sense of humour, and as for being stupid, if I come across an article that I think is a load of rubbish, then I don't bother to waste my time reading it all, let alone bothering to post about the article. So who is stupid now?

I feel sorry for the people who write this crap.

You've just made yourself look stupid.

I feel sorry for people with no sense of humour, and as for being stupid, if I come across an article that I think is a load of rubbish, then I don't bother to waste my time reading it all, let alone bothering to post about the article. So who is stupid now?

It's definitely still you ! What an embarrassment this is

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

its a dig at how they THINK they play, NOT a complement on how they actually play
you know......when Turner hoofs it 60 yards its hoofball and he is a donkey. when zico shelvey does it ,they are pin point pases.
its called sarcasm

But they rarely do it.

We have thhighest number of passes per game, the odds are we will have the most of every type of pass.

The only people that really try to play long balls are Ashleys cross field passes to the wings amd shelveys through balls. However as we do like 600 passes per game, even 5% of long passes adds up at 30 per game. 5% of all oasses being constituted as "long" is not long ball.

Where as a team that hits 25 long passes but only 125 passes per game will hit less long passes but at 25% it will be a more long ball style of play.

have you played/coached/managed?.......its all maths with you........you do realise that tans marshal should score came from a business lecture where he spoke about laws of average?....just giving you a bit of advice as to how stupid you can look saying something that makes sense to you, but not to anyone that actually KNOWS the game...

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

its a dig at how they THINK they play, NOT a complement on how they actually play
you know......when Turner hoofs it 60 yards its hoofball and he is a donkey. when zico shelvey does it ,they are pin point pases.
its called sarcasm

But they rarely do it.

We have thhighest number of passes per game, the odds are we will have the most of every type of pass.

The only people that really try to play long balls are Ashleys cross field passes to the wings amd shelveys through balls. However as we do like 600 passes per game, even 5% of long passes adds up at 30 per game. 5% of all oasses being constituted as "long" is not long ball.

Where as a team that hits 25 long passes but only 125 passes per game will hit less long passes but at 25% it will be a more long ball style of play.

have you played/coached/managed?.......its all maths with you........you do realise that tans marshal should score came from a business lecture where he spoke about laws of average?....just giving you a bit of advice as to how stupid you can look saying something that makes sense to you, but not to anyone that actually KNOWS the game...

Just because your owner said something retarded about maths and football doesn't mean that maths and football are retarded.

More passes than anyone chances are we will play more long passes by virtue of playing more passes. Are you following? The key would be what proportion of passes are "long passes"

Look at the teams who complete the least amount of passes in the league. They are the teams with hoofball reputations. Do I really need to tell you why that is?

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

its a dig at how they THINK they play, NOT a complement on how they actually play
you know......when Turner hoofs it 60 yards its hoofball and he is a donkey. when zico shelvey does it ,they are pin point pases.
its called sarcasm

But they rarely do it.

We have thhighest number of passes per game, the odds are we will have the most of every type of pass.

The only people that really try to play long balls are Ashleys cross field passes to the wings amd shelveys through balls. However as we do like 600 passes per game, even 5% of long passes adds up at 30 per game. 5% of all oasses being constituted as "long" is not long ball.

Where as a team that hits 25 long passes but only 125 passes per game will hit less long passes but at 25% it will be a more long ball style of play.

have you played/coached/managed?.......its all maths with you........you do realise that tans marshal should score came from a business lecture where he spoke about laws of average?....just giving you a bit of advice as to how stupid you can look saying something that makes sense to you, but not to anyone that actually KNOWS the game...

Yep ive played and coached.

Not that it matters, it is common sense and nothing to do with business, its the game. Unless of course you think Swansea are a hoofball side and im wrong

Making the "most" long passes means nothing as a stand alone stat as it isnt taking into consideration the % of total passes that makes up. Just like goalscoring, id rather sign a player that scored 20 goals from 30 chances last season as opposed to 25 from 300 chances - so the stat "goals scored" doesn't pain the true picture does it?

So are you suggesting Swansea are a hoofball side then meaning im wrong? .... Or are you on your usual troll roathie spree?

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

its a dig at how they THINK they play, NOT a complement on how they actually play
you know......when Turner hoofs it 60 yards its hoofball and he is a donkey. when zico shelvey does it ,they are pin point pases.
its called sarcasm

But they rarely do it.

We have thhighest number of passes per game, the odds are we will have the most of every type of pass.

The only people that really try to play long balls are Ashleys cross field passes to the wings amd shelveys through balls. However as we do like 600 passes per game, even 5% of long passes adds up at 30 per game. 5% of all oasses being constituted as "long" is not long ball.

Where as a team that hits 25 long passes but only 125 passes per game will hit less long passes but at 25% it will be a more long ball style of play.

have you played/coached/managed?.......its all maths with you........you do realise that tans marshal should score came from a business lecture where he spoke about laws of average?....just giving you a bit of advice as to how stupid you can look saying something that makes sense to you, but not to anyone that actually KNOWS the game...

Just because your owner said something retarded about maths and football doesn't mean that maths and football are retarded.

More passes than anyone chances are we will play more long passes by virtue of playing more passes. Are you following? The key would be what proportion of passes are "long passes"

Look at the teams who complete the least amount of passes in the league. They are the teams with hoofball reputations. Do I really need to tell you why that is?

football is about effectiveness .....90% of goals are scored from moves of 2 passes or less.of course keeping the ball can frustrate, pull players out of position etc. but you dont get a goal chalked up ..or any points for 800 passes.. and the retarded thing tan said has just been repeated here by every jack.

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

its a dig at how they THINK they play, NOT a complement on how they actually play
you know......when Turner hoofs it 60 yards its hoofball and he is a donkey. when zico shelvey does it ,they are pin point pases.
its called sarcasm

But they rarely do it.

We have thhighest number of passes per game, the odds are we will have the most of every type of pass.

The only people that really try to play long balls are Ashleys cross field passes to the wings amd shelveys through balls. However as we do like 600 passes per game, even 5% of long passes adds up at 30 per game. 5% of all oasses being constituted as "long" is not long ball.

Where as a team that hits 25 long passes but only 125 passes per game will hit less long passes but at 25% it will be a more long ball style of play.

have you played/coached/managed?.......its all maths with you........you do realise that tans marshal should score came from a business lecture where he spoke about laws of average?....just giving you a bit of advice as to how stupid you can look saying something that makes sense to you, but not to anyone that actually KNOWS the game...

Yep ive played and coached.

Not that it matters, it is common sense and nothing to do with business, its the game. Unless of course you think Swansea are a hoofball side and im wrong

Making the "most" long passes means nothing as a stand alone stat as it isnt taking into consideration the % of total passes that makes up. Just like goalscoring, id rather sign a player that scored 20 goals from 30 chances last season as opposed to 25 from 300 chances - so the stat "goals scored" doesn't pain the true picture does it?

So are you suggesting Swansea are a hoofball side then meaning im wrong? .... Or are you on your usual troll roathie spree?

tbh..hoofball is what you see in parks football...........its the sort of uneducated crap you and your fellow fans have aimed at us so thought you cud hav some back....pass number 27 williams to vorm?????.

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

its a dig at how they THINK they play, NOT a complement on how they actually play
you know......when Turner hoofs it 60 yards its hoofball and he is a donkey. when zico shelvey does it ,they are pin point pases.
its called sarcasm

But they rarely do it.

We have thhighest number of passes per game, the odds are we will have the most of every type of pass.

The only people that really try to play long balls are Ashleys cross field passes to the wings amd shelveys through balls. However as we do like 600 passes per game, even 5% of long passes adds up at 30 per game. 5% of all oasses being constituted as "long" is not long ball.

Where as a team that hits 25 long passes but only 125 passes per game will hit less long passes but at 25% it will be a more long ball style of play.

have you played/coached/managed?.......its all maths with you........you do realise that tans marshal should score came from a business lecture where he spoke about laws of average?....just giving you a bit of advice as to how stupid you can look saying something that makes sense to you, but not to anyone that actually KNOWS the game...

Yep ive played and coached.

Not that it matters, it is common sense and nothing to do with business, its the game. Unless of course you think Swansea are a hoofball side and im wrong

Making the "most" long passes means nothing as a stand alone stat as it isnt taking into consideration the % of total passes that makes up. Just like goalscoring, id rather sign a player that scored 20 goals from 30 chances last season as opposed to 25 from 300 chances - so the stat "goals scored" doesn't pain the true picture does it?

So are you suggesting Swansea are a hoofball side then meaning im wrong? .... Or are you on your usual troll roathie spree?

it is you that jumped on to this thread with your football encyclopedia ,slide rule and abacus.......and i doubt anyone trolls more than you mr roathe...

I feel sorry for the people who write this crap.

You've just made yourself look stupid.

I feel sorry for people with no sense of humour, and as for being stupid, if I come across an article that I think is a load of rubbish, then I don't bother to waste my time reading it all, let alone bothering to post about the article. So who is stupid now?

For you to have a sense of humour it needs to be funny!.

Spainsea to lose their next 5, Hull away; Chelsea home; Newcastle away; Villa home and Southampton home. Finally, they're down to their last match away at Sunderland and it's squeaky bottom time. It gets to the last 2 minutes and it's time for an Oscar nomination again. Queue the Spainsea player rolling over clutching his face after being struck by the invisible man. The referee gives a free kick which somehow falls to a Spainsea player who sounds like a girl. I think they call him Chick; he takes the ball and blasts it first time between the posts, but over the bar. Shame the Ospreys left the egg posts in place, but all is not lost as the Ospreys now want to sign him to take their penalties!

You do realise it's not an insult to nickname our rivals after the world champions?

its a dig at how they THINK they play, NOT a complement on how they actually play
you know......when Turner hoofs it 60 yards its hoofball and he is a donkey. when zico shelvey does it ,they are pin point pases.
its called sarcasm

But they rarely do it.

We have thhighest number of passes per game, the odds are we will have the most of every type of pass.

The only people that really try to play long balls are Ashleys cross field passes to the wings amd shelveys through balls. However as we do like 600 passes per game, even 5% of long passes adds up at 30 per game. 5% of all oasses being constituted as "long" is not long ball.

Where as a team that hits 25 long passes but only 125 passes per game will hit less long passes but at 25% it will be a more long ball style of play.

have you played/coached/managed?.......its all maths with you........you do realise that tans marshal should score came from a business lecture where he spoke about laws of average?....just giving you a bit of advice as to how stupid you can look saying something that makes sense to you, but not to anyone that actually KNOWS the game...

Yep ive played and coached.

Not that it matters, it is common sense and nothing to do with business, its the game. Unless of course you think Swansea are a hoofball side and im wrong

Making the "most" long passes means nothing as a stand alone stat as it isnt taking into consideration the % of total passes that makes up. Just like goalscoring, id rather sign a player that scored 20 goals from 30 chances last season as opposed to 25 from 300 chances - so the stat "goals scored" doesn't pain the true picture does it?

So are you suggesting Swansea are a hoofball side then meaning im wrong? .... Or are you on your usual troll roathie spree?

so youd rather a striker get 20 than get 25.... the guy on 25 chased lost causes,and was in the right place far more often. and due to that his chances were not as clear as the layabout who got 20?????????

only important goal scoring stat so far this season... we have 45 to Carcrash FC's 29

more than 50% more.. mmmm

only important goal scoring stat so far this season... we have 45 to Carcrash FC's 29

more than 50% more.. mmmm

We have a great goal difference which is always worth a point.

only important goal scoring stat so far this season... we have 45 to Carcrash FC's 29

more than 50% more.. mmmm

i read this 10 mins ago..sorry its taken so long to reply.......ive been laughing so much at car crash fc........extra bitter lemons in the market this morning?

only important goal scoring stat so far this season... we have 45 to Carcrash FC's 29

more than 50% more.. mmmm

We have a great goal difference which is always worth a point.

maybe not always...but agree its a major asset for you this year...........do you have a picture of yourself in a clown outfit with the word muppet too?