I want to be the Head of Recruitment at Cardiff City!

Hello!

I am from America and I am 24 years old!

I don't know anything about football , but my experience in Football Manager 2014 makes me well equipped to help Cardiff City! I won the League 2 Playoffs and League 1 Title with the mighty Northampton Town. In our first season in the Championship I kept us up! I then resigned though because that club was wank and the cack chairman gave me no money to spend on transfers

I then began working at Middlesbrough FC, who had just been relegated to League 1! In my first season there we won both the League 1 Title and the Johnstone's Paint Trophy!

I feel my experiences winning trophies will make fans of Cardiff Dragons like me!

I don't have a UK work visa either, but we can sort that out later!

I have a college degree in International Relations, and I worked overseas for the Japanese government!

I hope to make Cardiff City Dragons into Champions of the Premier League in Three Years! I then want us to go on a victory tour of Malaysia!

Please support me Red Bluebirds! I hope to meet you all soon! I will go ask my friend Vincent Tan when I can start!

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Hello!

I am from America and I am 24 years old!

I don't know anything about football , but my experience in Football Manager 2014 makes me well equipped to help Cardiff City! I won the League 2 Playoffs and League 1 Title with the mighty Northampton Town. In our first season in the Championship I kept us up! I then resigned though because that club was wank and the cack chairman gave me no money to spend on transfers

I then began working at Middlesbrough FC, who had just been relegated to League 1! In my first season there we won both the League 1 Title and the Johnstone's Paint Trophy!

I feel my experiences winning trophies will make fans of Cardiff Dragons like me!

I don't have a UK work visa either, but we can sort that out later!

I have a college degree in International Relations, and I worked overseas for the Japanese government!

I hope to make Cardiff City Dragons into Champions of the Premier League in Three Years! I then want us to go on a victory tour of Malaysia!

Please support me Red Bluebirds! I hope to meet you all soon! I will go ask my friend Vincent Tan when I can start!

Hilarious

Wouldn't surprise me if this was Barnett

Wouldn't surprise me if this was Barnett

Probably is

Wouldn't surprise me if this was Barnett

Yep ,

Barnett FC? I don't think they have any players we need...

Yep it's Barnett

All good but you can't paint!

Wouldn't surprise me if this was Barnett

always is!

What's your Judging Player Potential and Judging Player Ability like?

Loser

What's your Judging Player Potential and Judging Player Ability like?

According to my FM profile I have:

71% for Reputation
79% for Media Handling
75% for Tactical Consistency
60% for Hands on Approach
100% for Managing Finances
75% for Managing Team Discipline
35% for Loyalty to Players (I don't take **** from BS Agents!)
and
75% for Domestic Player Bias

I've played 209 Games and won 104 of them!

I prefer the 4-4-2 Style and will play attacking football instead of hoofball!

Its not me FFS. Everyone on the forum is me these days. You're so paranoid its unreal. I've been spending the afternoon doing uni work.

What's your Judging Player Potential and Judging Player Ability like?

According to my FM profile I have:

71% for Reputation
79% for Media Handling
75% for Tactical Consistency
60% for Hands on Approach
100% for Managing Finances
75% for Managing Team Discipline
35% for Loyalty to Players (I don't take **** from BS Agents!)
and
75% for Domestic Player Bias

I've played 209 Games and won 104 of them!

I prefer the 4-4-2 Style and will play attacking football instead of hoofball!

FM is a boring glorified Excel spreadsheet. Go and get a job.

What's your Judging Player Potential and Judging Player Ability like?

According to my FM profile I have:

71% for Reputation
79% for Media Handling
75% for Tactical Consistency
60% for Hands on Approach
100% for Managing Finances
75% for Managing Team Discipline
35% for Loyalty to Players (I don't take **** from BS Agents!)
and
75% for Domestic Player Bias

I've played 209 Games and won 104 of them!

I prefer the 4-4-2 Style and will play attacking football instead of hoofball!

FM is a boring glorified Excel spreadsheet. Go and get a job.

I'll have one as soon as my friend Vincent gets back to me about my work visa!

I'll have one as soon as my friend Vincent gets back to me about my work visa!

Clearly a Jack idiot trying to get at us because he's crying about Laudrup. Its not working.

You've been reported. Fed up of crap trolls coming on here all the time. If you're gonna troll then at least do it properly FFS.

Create a new account and this time think about it in more depth and try harder.

3/10.

^^^

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Hello!

I am from America and I am 24 years old!

I don't know anything about football , but my experience in Football Manager 2014 makes me well equipped to help Cardiff City! I won the League 2 Playoffs and League 1 Title with the mighty Northampton Town. In our first season in the Championship I kept us up! I then resigned though because that club was wank and the cack chairman gave me no money to spend on transfers

I then began working at Middlesbrough FC, who had just been relegated to League 1! In my first season there we won both the League 1 Title and the Johnstone's Paint Trophy!

I feel my experiences winning trophies will make fans of Cardiff Dragons like me!

I don't have a UK work visa either, but we can sort that out later!

I have a college degree in International Relations, and I worked overseas for the Japanese government!

I hope to make Cardiff City Dragons into Champions of the Premier League in Three Years! I then want us to go on a victory tour of Malaysia!

Please support me Red Bluebirds! I hope to meet you all soon! I will go ask my friend Vincent Tan when I can start!

Have a nice day!

Shouldn't you have posted this several months ago when it actually happened!!

must get lonely on Planet Swans, I don't blame you coming on here, get someone to help you though, see if your parole officer might help but their notoriously thick as pig shit.

Maybe your drug & alcohol councellor could help conjure-up some witty banter for you, just sayin

must get lonely on Planet Swans, I don't blame you coming on here, get someone to help you though, see if your parole officer might help but their notoriously thick as pig shit.

Maybe your drug & alcohol councellor could help conjure-up some witty banter for you, just sayin

Definitely one of the jacks who posts on here. They know if they post on their usual account they'd get ridiculed so instead resort to this nonsense.

must get lonely on Planet Swans, I don't blame you coming on here, get someone to help you though, see if your parole officer might help but their notoriously thick as pig shit.

Maybe your drug & alcohol councellor could help conjure-up some witty banter for you, just sayin

Definitely one of the jacks who posts on here. They know if they post on their usual account they'd get ridiculed so instead resort to this nonsense.

They're cracking-up mate....buckling under the pressure of the derby, they know the pendulum is swinging towards their Capital City, i'll leave it at that...Bad luck to make an outright prediction

You have to be a painter first

Apply for the Swansea managers job, they are giving it to a shit footballer with no Management experience, but hey what is there to know it's only a premier League club in a relegation battle and six days after the transfer window closed......

Its not me FFS. Everyone on the forum is me these days. You're so paranoid its unreal. I've been spending the afternoon doing uni work.

It's your own fault at the end of the day James, you've been found out in the past for doing stuff like this on here so you're always going to be the first suspect

It's your own fault at the end of the day James, you've been found out in the past for doing stuff like this on here so you're always going to be the first suspect

Nah. You're just paranoid. You need to lay off the green herb.

It's your own fault at the end of the day James, you've been found out in the past for doing stuff like this on here so you're always going to be the first suspect

Nah. You're just paranoid. You need to lay off the green herb.

You need to lay off the pies.

You need to lay off the pies.

Sorry One Direction wannabe.

Must be swansealad69 and one of his nephews that made it to secondary school.