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Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:42 pm

Just thinking - haven't had a tug for ages I think.
flat out work and kids and life etc. just don't get any time to relax, let alone pull my pud.

in years gone by my meat beating was a regular occurance. I used to think my cock was a magnet and I had some metal trapped in my hand flesh!!!!

is there a time/age where we let it all go?

am I too old to wank???

Do Angelis and bluedird since 48 bash their bishops??


come to think of it - I used to have a lot more sex too!!!!!! :malky:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:00 pm

Seriously? Dude we don't want to know

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:05 pm

Feck me,the time it took you to compose and post this it could have been job done.Anyway,you know your times up mate when you've got to sit down to take a piss. :oops:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:10 pm

This got to be a 5 pager

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:14 pm

When your dead :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:27 pm

Sneggyblubird wrote:Feck me,the time it took you to compose and post this it could have been job done.Anyway,you know your times up mate when you've got to sit down to take a piss. :oops:



I like sitting down, relaxing, no late "drips" as I finish. Do lots of thinking sat on the bog :lol: :lol:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:32 pm

Well there are quite a few wankers on here

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:40 pm

Im 54 and :oops: :laughing6:
Im a wanker,im a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should,you know the rest :laughing6:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:02 pm

As far as age goes i dont think so.............as for time.........just before your misses come downstairs to ask why you have not come up to bed. :thumbright: :oops:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:07 pm

Sitting down for a piss.
Oh fuk, when does that start?

I already wake up in middle of the night for a piss!

I'm worried now. Am I going to end up doing an IRA dirty protest
Against the Misses -for her curtailment of my sex and my wank drive
Sit pissing and smearing shit on the walls of the back bedroom!!!!

I think I may need a wank soon to blow the stress out!

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:12 pm

Never :old:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:21 pm

When you get arthritus in both wrists :old: :laughing6:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:22 pm

Get on the pull down the wynford
you won't have time to wank then!

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:25 pm

I'm well into my third bucket ! :D

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:32 pm

11.30pm for me, otherwise I wake up with an headache. ;)

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:11 pm

and to think I just came off pornhub for this type of conversation! :lol:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:21 pm

Does anyone know the best pain relief for accidently slamming down the lap top on your chopper is ?

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:44 pm

You should keep ejaculating helps stop Prostrate cancer

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:06 pm

cardiff yid wrote:You should keep ejaculating helps stop Prostrate cancer


If thats the case I'll never get it. :lol: Had the Dr's finger up the bum when I was fifty though.Dunno what the gays see in it.
Felt like the Dr was feeling round for loose change. :lol:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:11 pm

This thread is a load of toss.

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:12 pm

My avatar extols all the benefits of self pleasuring

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:13 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:This got to be a 5 pager




Minimum I would say!


Can't beat a danger wank in my opinion!

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:10 pm

I would say about 173yrs old is about right :thumbup:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:17 pm

Ask the Jacks.

It's their specialist subject.

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:29 pm

Twenty minutes. Hence, the old saying:-
Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, if I don't come now I must be empty!

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:52 pm

FairPlay guys... :laughing5:

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:59 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:This thread is a load of toss.


It might be a sticky by the end of the night ;)

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:05 pm

TopCat CCFC wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:This thread is a load of toss.


It might be a sticky by the end of the night ;)

Saw that coming :?

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:05 pm

TopCat CCFC wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:This thread is a load of toss.


It might be a sticky by the end of the night ;)

Saw that coming :?

Re: Is there an age/time when men should stop wanking?

Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:05 pm

PtB wrote:
TopCat CCFC wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:This thread is a load of toss.


It might be a sticky by the end of the night ;)

Saw that coming :?

Twice so quickly?!?