What the hell is wrong with Britian.

Jesus Christ.

I dread to think what the police will do when they see my outfit for Halloween for my daughters party.

POLICE confiscated a weapon and several sets of handcuffs from a dwarf dressed as a policeman at York Races.

The dwarf, named only as Charlie, was dressed as a policeman and handcuffed to Darren Rogers, who was dressed as a horse to celebrate his stag party, during the races last weekend.

A national newspaper today reported that police had questioned Charlie, who had been paid hundreds of pounds as part of the stag party prank, for 45 minutes, and confiscated several items from him.

Speaking to the newspaper, Charlie said: "They said my truncheon - which I'd specially shortened - was a lethal wepon.



"I was in bits. I told them, 'we're just having fun - I do this all the time'. But they told me to free Darren and took me to a room. They demanded my name and address - everything."

A spokeswoman for North Yorkshire Police said officers had no issue with the dwarf being in a police costume, and the incident was due to other items he had with him - namely a police-issue extendable baton, and several sets of handcuffs.



She said: “The items were genuine police issue, the baton being a prohibited item and capable of inflicting serious injuries on a person. The handcuffs were also law enforcement issue, supplied only to those with powers of detention and arrest.

“There was no reason for the man to be in possession of police equipment as replica items are widely available for fancy dress purposes. While we have no doubt that the prank was good-spirited and well-intentioned, we must take the safety of members of the public seriously.”

The spokeswoman also said nobody was arrested or cautioned in connection with the incident.

He was impersonating a police officer which is a criminal offence ,carrying an offensive weapon also a criminal offence.should have been arrested and taken to police station and charge.
Dwarfs are well known to be trouble makers,they use their size as an excuse to cause trouble.

You just have a problem with authority,they even banned you from your football club for being drunk spouting racist remarks.

He was impersonating a police officer which is a criminal offence ,carrying an offensive weapon also a criminal offence.should have been arrested and taken to police station and charge.
Dwarfs are well known to be trouble makers,they use their size as an excuse to cause trouble.

You just have a problem with authority,they even banned you from your football club for being drunk spouting racist remarks.

If any police officer approached me looking like Charley I'd just laugh.

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

seems a bit of a tall story to me

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

ill listen to the report rather than your ramblings if you dont mind

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe you've even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? If he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

Last edited by Brighton & Hove Albion on Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? He he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

because hes carrying an illegal weapon yeah really PC

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? He he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

because hes carrying an illegal weapon yeah really PC

What a 9 inch Truncheon? Leave it out. I'm more concerned about pissed yobs walking around with pint glasses than I am with this little fella.

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? He he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

because hes carrying an illegal weapon yeah really PC

What a 9 inch Truncheon? Leave it out. I'm more concerned about pissed yobs walking around with pint glasses than I am with this little fella.

report says it was a retractable there illegal, you said they are lying (very weak argument), doesnt really matter what youre concerned with fact is that you cant carry such items ad the police officer has to enforce the law. Now if they did him on impersonating a police officer id be inclined to agree with you but not for carrying a weapon.

this is all very silly and your looking very stupid but then it is you

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe you've even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? If he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

of course he looks like a policeman,he's dressed as one and theirs no height restrictions for the police these days.Theirs even a dwarf who's a real policeman somewhere in the country ,might even be in Brighton because i know gays are sexually attracted to dwarfs for some reason.

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? He he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

because hes carrying an illegal weapon yeah really PC

What a 9 inch Truncheon? Leave it out. I'm more concerned about pissed yobs walking around with pint glasses than I am with this little fella.

report says it was a retractable there illegal, you said they are lying (very weak argument), doesnt really matter what youre concerned with fact is that you cant carry such items ad the police officer has to enforce the law. Now if they did him on impersonating a police officer id be inclined to agree with you but not for carrying a weapon.

this is all very silly and your looking very stupid but then it is you

Did you have an education under the Labour party by any chance?

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe you've even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? If he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

of course he looks like a policeman,he's dressed as one and theirs no height restrictions for the police these days.Theirs even a dwarf who's a real policeman somewhere in the country ,might even be in Brighton because i know gays are sexually attracted to dwarfs for some reason.

And there are posters on here saying that they don't post on Mikes board anymore because of the PC brigade but seems a few have slipped the net and have made there way here. Good grief.

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? He he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

because hes carrying an illegal weapon yeah really PC

What a 9 inch Truncheon? Leave it out. I'm more concerned about pissed yobs walking around with pint glasses than I am with this little fella.

report says it was a retractable there illegal, you said they are lying (very weak argument), doesnt really matter what youre concerned with fact is that you cant carry such items ad the police officer has to enforce the law. Now if they did him on impersonating a police officer id be inclined to agree with you but not for carrying a weapon.

this is all very silly and your looking very stupid but then it is you

Did you have an education under the Labour party by any chance?

whats that got to do with anything

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe you've even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? If he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

of course he looks like a policeman,he's dressed as one and theirs no height restrictions for the police these days.Theirs even a dwarf who's a real policeman somewhere in the country ,might even be in Brighton because i know gays are sexually attracted to dwarfs for some reason.

And there are posters on here saying that they don't post on Mikes board anymore because of the PC brigade but seems a few have slipped the net and have made there way here. Good grief.

i think your sticking up for the dwarf because your sexually attracted to him .The talk about the 9 inch truncheon gives it away.
Nothing wrong with that, whatever floats your boat.Obviously you don't live in Brighton just for the sea air.

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? He he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

because hes carrying an illegal weapon yeah really PC

What a 9 inch Truncheon? Leave it out. I'm more concerned about pissed yobs walking around with pint glasses than I am with this little fella.

report says it was a retractable there illegal, you said they are lying (very weak argument), doesnt really matter what youre concerned with fact is that you cant carry such items ad the police officer has to enforce the law. Now if they did him on impersonating a police officer id be inclined to agree with you but not for carrying a weapon.

this is all very silly and your looking very stupid but then it is you

Did you have an education under the Labour party by any chance?

whats that got to do with anything

It's got to do with how fucked up Britain is today.

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe you've even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? If he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

of course he looks like a policeman,he's dressed as one and theirs no height restrictions for the police these days.Theirs even a dwarf who's a real policeman somewhere in the country ,might even be in Brighton because i know gays are sexually attracted to dwarfs for some reason.

And there are posters on here saying that they don't post on Mikes board anymore because of the PC brigade but seems a few have slipped the net and have made there way here. Good grief.

i think your sticking up for the dwarf because your sexually attracted to him .The talk about the 9 inch truncheon gives it away.
Nothing wrong with that, whatever floats your boat.Obviously you don't live in Brighton just for the sea air.

Haven't anything to fear about my sexuality as I know what team I bat for.

dont see anything wrong there to be honest if it was an extendable baton you are not allowed to carry them its against the law

not sure about handcuffs

He shortened his truncheon so very unlikely it'll be retractable. Police always lie to suit their story.

if you shorten a shot gun it's still an shot gun.
he just shortened the truncheon because he's a dwarf.still a truncheon and an offensive weapon.

Holy shit. Can't believe even written that. Does he look like a real police officer? Does he look intimidating? He he got his 9 inch truncheon out and waved it at you would you run off or laugh?

PC gone f*cking mental.

because hes carrying an illegal weapon yeah really PC

What a 9 inch Truncheon? Leave it out. I'm more concerned about pissed yobs walking around with pint glasses than I am with this little fella.

report says it was a retractable there illegal, you said they are lying (very weak argument), doesnt really matter what youre concerned with fact is that you cant carry such items ad the police officer has to enforce the law. Now if they did him on impersonating a police officer id be inclined to agree with you but not for carrying a weapon.

this is all very silly and your looking very stupid but then it is you

Did you have an education under the Labour party by any chance?

whats that got to do with anything

It's got to do with how fucked up Britain is today.

it might well be but I still dont see the point your trying to make with this story and I dont think you do either

I know what point I'm trying to make Jonny but you on the other hand then No, I don't. I only have to look at the picture then laugh at the police.

BBC news later reported that the reason Charlie was arrested was that Police suspected him of possessing 'Small Arms'. Coat My Get I'll.

It's spelt "Britain" not "Britian." You didn't punctuate with a question mark, even though you were asking a question.

Poor education standards - that's what's wrong with Britain.



As for Charlie, well, leave the boy alone, he's just trying to make a living.

It's spelt "Britain" not "Britian." You didn't punctuate with a question mark, even though you were asking a question.

Poor education standards - that's what's wrong with Britain.



As for Charlie, well, leave the boy alone, he's just trying to make a living.

Please except my apology for my standard of spelling Nedd and I'll promise to brush up in future

"Accept" not "except" - you naughty boy!

Must try harder!

"Accept" not "except" - you naughty boy!

Must try harder!

Honestly Nedd, I'm really am trying here so give me some slack ok

Of course.

Only joking, see, boi bach!

Of course.

Only joking, see, boi bach!

You're ok. Got to go as got to cook the old boy his dinner

He was impersonating a police officer which is a criminal offence ,carrying an offensive weapon also a criminal offence.should have been arrested and taken to police station and charge.
Dwarfs are well known to be trouble makers,they use their size as an excuse to cause trouble.

You just have a problem with authority,they even banned you from your football club for being drunk spouting racist remarks.

You what?

It's spelt "Britain" not "Britian." You didn't punctuate with a question mark, even though you were asking a question.

Poor education standards - that's what's wrong with Britain.



As for Charlie, well, leave the boy alone, he's just trying to make a living.

I agree with Nedd - leave Charlie alone to ply his trade as a Small Businessman.