the peoples front of Judea

If were not careful CCFC is going to turn into a parody of the life of Brian with splinter groups popping up to restore us to bl

I think Vince posted this quite awhile ago and it's right

People's Front of Judea..............fook of we're the Judean People's Front

F*** off im the judean peoples front.................wolfs nipple chips ...get em while there hot !!!!

F*** off im the judean peoples front.................wolfs nipple chips ...get em while there hot !!!!

Ah fook it. I thought you were the Popular Front

F*** off im the judean peoples front.................wolfs nipple chips ...get em while there hot !!!!

Ah fook it. I thought you were the Popular Front

F*** off ,there over there...f***ing splitters !!

F*** off im the judean peoples front.................wolfs nipple chips ...get em while there hot !!!!

Ah fook it. I thought you were the Popular Front

F*** off ,there off there...f***ing splitters !!

Other than

massive investment
Promotion
Stadium expansion
New training ground
And financial stability

What Vincent Tan ever done for us??

Other than

massive investment
Promotion
Stadium expansion
New training ground
And financial stability

What Vincent Tan ever done for us??

He gave us the red aids.

Glad I could help.

Other than

massive investment
Promotion
Stadium expansion
New training ground
And financial stability

What Vincent Tan ever done for us??

He gave us the red aids.

Glad I could help.

When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble. Give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
annnnd.....

Other than

massive investment
Promotion
Stadium expansion
New training ground
And financial stability

What Vincent Tan ever done for us??

Well, he's rebranded us, put us in more debt than ever. We certainly aren't financially stable.

Other than

massive investment
Promotion
Stadium expansion
New training ground
And financial stability

What Vincent Tan ever done for us??

He gave us the red aids.

Glad I could help.

When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble. Give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
annnnd.....

always look on the bright side of life.......

Other than

massive investment
Promotion
Stadium expansion
New training ground
And financial stability

What Vincent Tan ever done for us??

He gave us the red aids.

Glad I could help.

When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble. Give a whistle.
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
annnnd.....

always look on the bright side of life.......

Ta da ta da ta da da da da.......................

Other than

massive investment
Promotion
Stadium expansion
New training ground
And financial stability

What Vincent Tan ever done for us??

Well, he's rebranded us, put us in more debt than ever. We certainly aren't financially stable.

You desperately need a personality bypass a joke thread to lighten the mood and it totally passes you by

You desperately need a personality bypass a joke thread to lighten the mood and it totally passes you by

The idea of a joke, is that it's meant to be funny. maybe it's a sense of humour bypass that you need...

You desperately need a personality bypass a joke thread to lighten the mood and it totally passes you by

The idea of a joke, is that it's meant to be funny. maybe it's a sense of humour bypass that you need...

Watch life of Brian I assure it's funny

to the 2 posters on this thread who don't get the humour, I quote the bit where Brian is being chased by his adoring fans - "f**k off!" he says...to which one fan (Michael Palin?) then asks "But how should we f**k off Oh master??"

"When you look at it, life is just a shit"

"My brother usually gets me down..."

Brilliantly funny, worth repeating ad nauseum...

F*** off im the judean peoples front.................wolfs nipple chips ...get em while there hot !!!!

Ah fook it. I thought you were the Popular Front

F*** off ,there over there...f***ing splitters !!

there's only one lot i hate more than the popular front and that's the judean popular peoples front, jacks

F*** off im the judean peoples front.................wolfs nipple chips ...get em while there hot !!!!

Ah fook it. I thought you were the Popular Front

F*** off ,there over there...f***ing splitters !!

there's only one lot i hate more than the popular front and that's the judean popular peoples front, jacks

Aye, the Judean Popular People's Front, a right bunch of soap dodging c*nts they are

F*** off im the judean peoples front.................wolfs nipple chips ...get em while there hot !!!!

Ah fook it. I thought you were the Popular Front

F*** off ,there over there...f***ing splitters !!

there's only one lot i hate more than the popular front and that's the judean popular peoples front, jacks

Aye, the Judean Popular People's Front, a right bunch of soap dodging c*nts they are

They must be fighting on all fronts because I'm sure they are protesting against Fracking at the moment

BRIAN: Did you say... 'ex-leper'?

EX-LEPER: That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir.

BRIAN: Well, what happened?

EX-LEPER: I was cured, sir.

BRIAN: Cured?

EX-LEPER: Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.

BRIAN: Who cured you?

EX-LEPER: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.

"Blessed are the cheesemakers??" - "I think he means manufacturers of dairy products in general, my dear"

shut up big nose

"where you from then, Nose City??"

"I'm going to take you to the f*cking cleaners!"

Welease Wodger!

Welease Wodger!

Fook Wodger.....Welease Bwian

Bigus Dickus

What is your name Jew

Brian sir

Bwain eh

No Brian

Slap him centwain & very roughly

What is your name Jew

Brian sir

Bwain eh

No Brian

Slap him centwain & very roughly

Throw him to the floor sir?........Oh yes throw him to the floor please.

No spank me first, oops wrong film