Best chant/song of all time?

We've got some good ones down the City, but my all time favourite has to be the following, for Jose Mourinho:

"Your coat's from Matalan, your coat's from Matalan, la la la la la, la la la la la..."

I look forward to singing that to him on the last game of the season...

We've got some good ones down the City, but my all time favourite has to be the following, for Jose Mourinho:

"Your coat's from Matalan, your coat's from Matalan, la la la la la, la la la la la..."

I look forward to singing that to him on the last game of the season...

Pretty much every chant towards hartson on the night match against west brom just after his wife left him ,

Liverpool Fans singing to West Ham at Anfield. When Decanio played for them. " Youv'e got Decanio, Weve got your Stereo".

We've got some good ones down the City, but my all time favourite has to be the following, for Jose Mourinho:

"Your coat's from Matalan, your coat's from Matalan, la la la la la, la la la la la..."

I look forward to singing that to him on the last game of the season...

Personally I think the united one for park is funny .

United and Liverpool seem to have the best, Not sure if i dreamt this but i recall seeing a programme where United fans would meet in a pub before the match and a few regular characters would test out their new songs on the pub. sort of like professional poets.

The Lee bowyer one against Leeds in the FA was belted out nicely by what sounded like every single person on the Grange end.

United and Liverpool seem to have the best, Not sure if i dreamt this but i recall seeing a programme where United fans would meet in a pub before the match and a few regular characters would test out their new songs on the pub. sort of like professional poets.

The Lee bowyer one against Leeds in the FA was belted out nicely by what sounded like every single person on the Grange end.

That was a great day,the atmosphere was electric.Don't think we'll ever get an atmosphere like that again,it was special and Leeds have been on a downer ever since.

I've never sung a song as loud as I sung the blues are going up in the last 4 games this year, singing go back to your caravans to the jacks in the cup was a good one

Nathan Blake's.

theres only one team in scotland

"Darren, watch your Purse. Darren Darren, watch your Purse"

Best one ever, and by our fans

Another one, albeit by Le*ds, in a game at Old Trafford against Man Utd.
Man Utd fans chanting "UTD UTD UTD" but the Leeds fans were shouting 'LEEDS' between every 'UTD'

I know what the most embarrassing and best one is:

Embarrassing: The jacks singing the rugby song Hymns and Arias - what twats they are.

The Best: To the tune of the above obviously:) And we were singing - 'you jack bastards'

Classic - my Everton mate loves that one.

I know what the most embarrassing and best one is:

Embarrassing: The jacks singing the rugby song Hymns and Arias - what twats they are.

The Best: To the tune of the above obviously:) And we were singing - 'you jack bastards'

Classic - my Everton mate loves that one.

I think the mc naughauton one got to be up there!!

Also liked "who needs cantonna when we got stantona!!

"He's black he's mean he robs the fruit machine"

"Roger freestone 23 stone"

To brum fans "all your fans are at the mosque"

We've got some good ones down the City, but my all time favourite has to be the following, for Jose Mourinho:

"Your coat's from Matalan, your coat's from Matalan, la la la la la, la la la la la..."

I look forward to singing that to him on the last game of the season...

Pretty much every chant towards hartson on the night match against west brom just after his wife left him ,

remember them well... we was evil that night...

He's white, He's mean, he fought the argentine Phillip Stant.

Or in the sevices after we signed Ratcliffe, coach load of Everton fans....

Thank you very much for Kevin Ratcliffe thank you very much, thank you very much etc....

Against Tranmere, to the Craig David tune
You get your giro on Monday,
You get a shell suit on Tuesday,
Buy some smack on Wednesday, and Thursday and Friday you'll be dead by Sunday.

On the Note of Rugby songs..

Not long after England had won the Rugby World Cup I can remember WBA at NP and them Singing Swing Low...
Baggies had Lee Hughes who was on Bail for the Car accident he got sentenced for.
Well some header sprouted up and chanted; "Hit All---Old Pensioners, If Your Lee Hughes Driving a Merc"(to Swing low)

"Andy Campbell plays up front,
he is a useless ginger c***,
he doesnt score goals and he is so slow,
why did we sign him, we just dont know...

HE SCORED A GREAT GOAL AGAINST QPR..."

love this one by Sunderland:
"Andy Reid, he plays left wing, he loves McDonalds and Burger King!
He goes to Greggs, if it's shut, he waddles along to Pizza Hut."

HE'S BIG! HE'S BAD! TIOTE IS HIS DAD! BIGIRIMANNA! BIGIRIMANNA!
Courtesy of Newcastle United.

Spurs fans to jolean lescott, " your just a shit harrypotter! Shit Harry potter! (Cos of his scar) for those scratching heads

you used to be Blue,
but now your red.
You look like a tw*t when you slap your head

you used to be Blue,
but now your red.
You look like a tw*t when you slap your head

Can't even get your own one for us, so copy Bristol City?

Best one for me was all the Cardiff at West Ham in 2nd leg Play off spontaneously singing " Fxxk Man United, It's Barnsley Away! " West Ham fan's were just stunned by that one! Our vocal support that day was unbelievable.

If you like a lot of fighting at your football join our club...to the club biscuit ad
and the 'boots up Swansea's arse' for oops up 'side your head.

We've got some good ones down the City, but my all time favourite has to be the following, for Jose Mourinho:

"Your coat's from Matalan, your coat's from Matalan, la la la la la, la la la la la..."

I look forward to singing that to him on the last game of the season...

Pretty much every chant towards hartson on the night match against west brom just after his wife left him ,

Honestly, that was some of the harshest chanting I've ever heard but I was, I am ashamed to say, crying with laughter at some of the chants. I felt sorry for the bloke by the time the final whistle came.

Best one for me was all the Cardiff at West Ham in 2nd leg Play off spontaneously singing " Fxxk Man United, It's Barnsley Away! " West Ham fan's were just stunned by that one! Our vocal support that day was unbelievable.

Class Day and even "you're only 'ard on the telly, aaard on the telly, you're only 'ard on the telly"

Great banter that day and even got some big beefy black guy to do the Ayatollah

One of the funniest was at the end of last season when charlton came down and we saw the fattest guy in the away end.

chanting 'do you shop in jacamo'

and in the second half he stayed down the bottom end of the stand and we were all chanting 'you lazy b******'

didn't help that he wore a bright pink polo

"We'll always be Blue, we'll always be BLUUUUUUUE" when we lifted the cup was great

you used to be Blue,
but now your red.
You look like a tw*t when you slap your head

"You Jack Bastards" by a country mile...

Funny, concise and 100% factual!

Back in the 90's we played Chesterfield (I think it was) at the Vetch. They took a tiny away following on a tuesday night so were put in the Jewson block in the South stand. This really obese guy was sat there giving it large and the stick he got was relentless
"You've never seen a salad" "You'd better run to Mcdonalds" etc etc.. when near the end some bird came down and sat next to him and put her arm around him - cue North Bank "Who the f**k is shagging that?"

Anyway he gets up and starts having a paddy and gets into the aisle and falls flat on his arse. North Bank "Centre stand is falling down falling down you fat b*stard"

heard this on the tv watching w.b.a v west ham.baggies fans singing in tribute to their defender popov-popov the albion man,he lives in a caravan,,he,s build like a gurilla and he hates the villa...popov the albion man