adebayo akinfenwa ?

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

if serious that is the stupidest suggestion possible

Not worth it. He can't cut it in the Premier League. He didn't even start for Northampton in the league 2 play off final.

This has got to be a joke right?

We cannot be looking at signing players like Akinfenwa, Christ, we would get related from leauge 1 with him up top!

Not worth it. He can't cut it in the Premier League. He didn't even start for Northampton in the league 2 play off final.

It was a joke I think...

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

Your gonna get slaughtered!

In all seriousness though, he's not in his prime. He's 31 and thats getting on a bit for a 17 stone striker! That aside, he should have made a lot more of his career than he did, and that was down too his own attitude. He was a great success with us in league 1, but broke his leg and was still offered a new 12 month contract when we entered the championship despite a broken leg and not played for 6 months or so. He turned it down and went to the lower leagues instead of trying to prove himself. So all in all a bit of a wanker who thinks he's better than he is!

to all those who thought i was being serious, haha 1 nil

Woooooooosssshhhhhhh

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

Your gonna get slaughtered!

In all seriousness though, he's not in his prime. He's 31 and thats getting on a bit for a 17 stone striker! That aside, he should have made a lot more of his career than he did, and that was down too his own attitude. He was a great success with us in league 1, but broke his leg and was still offered a new 12 month contract when we entered the championship despite a broken leg and not played for 6 months or so. He turned it down and went to the lower leagues instead of trying to prove himself. So all in all a bit of a wanker who thinks he's better than he is!

He thinks he is better than he is because he dropped down a division to prove himself

A striker that's just been released by a L2 team & you want to sign him for our first PREM season?!

I do hope that this is a joke!

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

Your gonna get slaughtered!

In all seriousness though, he's not in his prime. He's 31 and thats getting on a bit for a 17 stone striker! That aside, he should have made a lot more of his career than he did, and that was down too his own attitude. He was a great success with us in league 1, but broke his leg and was still offered a new 12 month contract when we entered the championship despite a broken leg and not played for 6 months or so. He turned it down and went to the lower leagues instead of trying to prove himself. So all in all a bit of a wanker who thinks he's better than he is!

He thinks he is better than he is because he dropped down a division to prove himself

Erm, yes under the circumstances! Your obviously having a comprehension problem on here of late aren't you?

A striker that's just been released by a L2 team & you want to sign him for our first PREM season?!

I do hope that this is a joke!

Woooooshhhhhh

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

Your gonna get slaughtered!

In all seriousness though, he's not in his prime. He's 31 and thats getting on a bit for a 17 stone striker! That aside, he should have made a lot more of his career than he did, and that was down too his own attitude. He was a great success with us in league 1, but broke his leg and was still offered a new 12 month contract when we entered the championship despite a broken leg and not played for 6 months or so. He turned it down and went to the lower leagues instead of trying to prove himself. So all in all a bit of a wanker who thinks he's better than he is!

He thinks he is better than he is because he dropped down a division to prove himself

Erm, yes under the circumstances! Your obviously having a comprehension problem on here of late aren't you?

That whole line is a contradiction. If he thinks he is better he would not drop down a league he would have stayed to prove himself. The fact he dropped down suggests he knew he couldnt cut it at a higher level

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

Your gonna get slaughtered!

In all seriousness though, he's not in his prime. He's 31 and thats getting on a bit for a 17 stone striker! That aside, he should have made a lot more of his career than he did, and that was down too his own attitude. He was a great success with us in league 1, but broke his leg and was still offered a new 12 month contract when we entered the championship despite a broken leg and not played for 6 months or so. He turned it down and went to the lower leagues instead of trying to prove himself. So all in all a bit of a wanker who thinks he's better than he is!

He thinks he is better than he is because he dropped down a division to prove himself

Erm, yes under the circumstances! Your obviously having a comprehension problem on here of late aren't you?

That whole line is a contradiction. If he thinks he is better he would not drop down a league he would have stayed to prove himself. The fact he dropped down suggests he knew he couldnt cut it at a higher level

No he dropped down because he wanted a longer contract! That was the main crux of my post!

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

Your gonna get slaughtered!

In all seriousness though, he's not in his prime. He's 31 and thats getting on a bit for a 17 stone striker! That aside, he should have made a lot more of his career than he did, and that was down too his own attitude. He was a great success with us in league 1, but broke his leg and was still offered a new 12 month contract when we entered the championship despite a broken leg and not played for 6 months or so. He turned it down and went to the lower leagues instead of trying to prove himself. So all in all a bit of a wanker who thinks he's better than he is!

He thinks he is better than he is because he dropped down a division to prove himself

Erm, yes under the circumstances! Your obviously having a comprehension problem on here of late aren't you?

That whole line is a contradiction. If he thinks he is better he would not drop down a league he would have stayed to prove himself. The fact he dropped down suggests he knew he couldnt cut it at a higher level

No he dropped down because he wanted a longer contract! That was the main crux of my post!

Thats not what you said

Your gonna get slaughtered!

In all seriousness though, he's not in his prime. He's 31 and thats getting on a bit for a 17 stone striker! That aside, he should have made a lot more of his career than he did, and that was down too his own attitude. He was a great success with us in league 1, but broke his leg and was still offered a new 12 month contract when we entered the championship despite a broken leg and not played for 6 months or so. He turned it down and went to the lower leagues instead of trying to prove himself. So all in all a bit of a wanker who thinks he's better than he is! [/quote]
He thinks he is better than he is because he dropped down a division to prove himself [/quote]

Erm, yes under the circumstances! Your obviously having a comprehension problem on here of late aren't you? [/quote]
That whole line is a contradiction. If he thinks he is better he would not drop down a league he would have stayed to prove himself. The fact he dropped down suggests he knew he couldnt cut it at a higher level[/quote]

No he dropped down because he wanted a longer contract! That was the main crux of my post! [/quote]
Thats not what you said [/quote]

Dear god!

Your gonna get slaughtered!

In all seriousness though, he's not in his prime. He's 31 and thats getting on a bit for a 17 stone striker! That aside, he should have made a lot more of his career than he did, and that was down too his own attitude. He was a great success with us in league 1, but broke his leg and was still offered a new 12 month contract when we entered the championship despite a broken leg and not played for 6 months or so. He turned it down and went to the lower leagues instead of trying to prove himself. So all in all a bit of a wanker who thinks he's better than he is!

He thinks he is better than he is because he dropped down a division to prove himself [/quote]

Erm, yes under the circumstances! Your obviously having a comprehension problem on here of late aren't you? [/quote]
That whole line is a contradiction. If he thinks he is better he would not drop down a league he would have stayed to prove himself. The fact he dropped down suggests he knew he couldnt cut it at a higher level[/quote]

No he dropped down because he wanted a longer contract! That was the main crux of my post! [/quote]
Thats not what you said [/quote]

Dear god! [/quote]
He cant get you out of the mess you've got yourself into

Your gonna get slaughtered!

In all seriousness though, he's not in his prime. He's 31 and thats getting on a bit for a 17 stone striker! That aside, he should have made a lot more of his career than he did, and that was down too his own attitude. He was a great success with us in league 1, but broke his leg and was still offered a new 12 month contract when we entered the championship despite a broken leg and not played for 6 months or so. He turned it down and went to the lower leagues instead of trying to prove himself. So all in all a bit of a wanker who thinks he's better than he is!

He thinks he is better than he is because he dropped down a division to prove himself

Erm, yes under the circumstances! Your obviously having a comprehension problem on here of late aren't you? [/quote]
That whole line is a contradiction. If he thinks he is better he would not drop down a league he would have stayed to prove himself. The fact he dropped down suggests he knew he couldnt cut it at a higher level[/quote]

No he dropped down because he wanted a longer contract! That was the main crux of my post! [/quote]
Thats not what you said [/quote]

Dear god! [/quote]
He cant get you out of the mess you've got yourself into[/quote]

"but broke his leg and was still offered a new 12 month contract when we entered the championship despite a broken leg and not played for 6 months or so. He turned it down and went to the lower leagues instead of trying to prove himself."

Read and digest son. READ AND DIGEST! And please stop trying to debate just for the sake of it. Your hopeless at it. Honestly!

Jackson who has just been released by Norwich would be a decent shout.

No chance of signing him. The Beckham and Kalou rumours are more realistic. There is no chance a player as good as Akinfenwa would come to a Premier League team tipped to go down. He'll most likely go to Madrid on a free transfer which will be great business for him. He'd also be the best player in La Liga by some stretch.

Some of our fans are clueless honestly.

Can you explain how a player who willingly drops down a division thinks he is better than he is?

No chance of signing him. The Beckham and Kalou rumours are more realistic. There is no chance a player as good as Akinfenwa would come to a Premier League team tipped to go down. He'll most likely go to Madrid on a free transfer which will be great business for him. He'd also be the best player in La Liga by some stretch.

Some of our fans are clueless honestly.

the whole point of this thread was some light humour, yet i have caused a row

Can you explain how a player who willingly drops down a division thinks he is better than he is?

You're asking a Jack to provide you with an explanation? More chance of Bristol City playing PL football.

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

An ex Swansea player who was let go in div 1 because Swans didnt think he was up to playing in the championship, now you'd like to sign him for the premier league he did however score the first ever league goal at the liberty, good luck.

It just gets worse... Let's just wait and see who we sign.
Some of the names mentioned on here you would think the person writing it had no idea about football.....

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

You're joking, right?

Fantastic player.

Only on FIFA ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4iOs4D56e8

When bayo had his shooting boots on he was still capable of hitting the corner flag from 6 yards out.

I also think the original post was a serious one but modified along the way due to people's responses.

in his prime, strong, knows where th goal is, would be available on free transfer as he's just left northampton, worth a punt or not ? I reckon he could bring that physical presence into the team, malky sign him up

I had to check that this post wasn't posted something like 10 years ago even then we wouldn't have wanted him