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SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 11:31 am

William Roach, Stuart Hall, Gary Glitter, only Timmy now and my accumulator comes in. ;)

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 11:36 am

Once heard his former colleague describe him as a 'nasty nasty man' Probably more of a victim of savilles though. My money is on claire balding.

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 11:51 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You must have the same coupon as me ...

Although I had Mark Speight on mine but surely that line will be void?

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 12:03 pm

Never liked the way he hit kids on the head with his "mallet"

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 12:44 pm

Timmy Mallett is a wrong 'un. I heard he forced himself on Roland Rat and also split Anne Diamonds ring.

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 1:17 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:Timmy Mallett is a wrong 'un. I heard he forced himself on Roland Rat and also split Anne Diamonds ring.

:lol:

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 1:37 pm

BigGwynram wrote:William Roach, Stuart Hall, Gary Glitter, only Timmy now and my accumulator comes in. ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: I think wogan might just pip mallet on the line :lol:

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 2:03 pm

:lol:

Bruce Forsyth will be ok all his victims died by :laughing6: 1912

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 3:43 pm

William Roach, Stuart Hall, Kevin Webster, Rolf Harris, Freddie Starr & Jim Davidson.........f**k me the prison pantos gonna be good this year :lol:

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 4:48 pm

:lol: :lol:lol:

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 5:04 pm

Kieth chegwin has got to be there somewhere,cheggers played more than pop I know!

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 5:07 pm

I reckon it could be roy cropper cherry popper to get fingered next! :o

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 6:21 pm

So while we were watching 'Its A Knockout', the dirty bugger was playing 'Its A Cock-Out'. I only hope Eddie Waring was not having an 'Up And Under'.

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 6:27 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:So while we were watching 'Its A Knockout', the dirty bugger was playing 'Its A Cock-Out'. I only hope Eddie Waring was not having an 'Up And Under'.


:lol:
Dickie Davies- was that his real name or his nickname!!!??


Joking I am, don't sue!

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 7:09 pm

Thank f**k the bookies paid out early on Dave Jones otherwise i'd be out of pocket.

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 8:13 pm

That MrTumble from CBeebies should be pulled in for questioning. Cant stand him. Would never let my girls watch him. Definite nonce. :evil:

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 8:48 pm

Archie from Balamory looks like a wrong 'un. Wears a pink jumper and a kilt. Describes himself as an inventor but makes things out of old tat. Lives by himself in a pink castle. Best mate is a bloke called PC Plum. Nuff said.

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 9:17 pm

All Cbeebies must be noses especially that prick from Tickabilla

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 9:25 pm

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. The name says it all.

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 9:27 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. The name says it all.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :malky:

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 9:35 pm

TheTrueBlue7 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. The name says it all.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :malky:


And that Fagin from Oliver Twist. He's not right. Bill Sykes dog wasn't always called Bullseye you know.

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Fri May 03, 2013 9:37 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:
TheTrueBlue7 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. The name says it all.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :malky:


And that Fagin from Oliver Twist. He's not right. Bill Sykes dog wasn't always called Bullseye you know.


I reckon blobby has done some dark things in the past! Not to mention Noo Noo of teletubbies dirty fucker

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Sat May 04, 2013 7:03 am

BigGwynram wrote:William Roach, Stuart Hall, Gary Glitter, only Timmy now and my accumulator comes in. ;)


Fair play Gwyn, that's funny as f**k. I sort of copied your joke and used it on a popular football message board, and got banned for life :lol: The reason they gave me was that joke is libel suicide. They need to grow a pair ffs :malky:

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Sat May 04, 2013 7:15 am

Daddy pig from PEPPA PIG is a definite bacon...

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Sat May 04, 2013 7:19 am

I reckon Frank Bough's cock could tell a few tales. One of which hopefully involves Selina Scott, a jar of Nutella and a bicycle pump.

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Sat May 04, 2013 7:21 am

Cliff Richard

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Sat May 04, 2013 8:24 am

Mario Polotelli wrote:That MrTumble from CBeebies should be pulled in for questioning. Cant stand him. Would never let my girls watch him. Definite nonce. :evil:


I agree 100% ive always said hes a pervert.....

His side kick is not bad though

http://www.sarah-jane.biz/gallery3.htm :thumbright:

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Sat May 04, 2013 10:26 am

Norris for corrie treble :ayatollah:

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Mon May 06, 2013 10:31 pm

Looks like your accu is up shit creek Gwyn, Timmy Tarbuck has just been arrested..... :lol:

Re: SWEATING ON TIMMY MALLET

Tue May 07, 2013 7:50 am

Dave Benson-Phillips... only a matter of time!