The dreaded dentist

Off to the dentist this morning got an abscess comming in f*cking pain lastnight in work i was, i would rather eat a shit sarnie than have a needle poked in me to numb the pain ( not in a drugs way like ), hate the dentist with fear i do anyone else have a phobia of the dentist, cold sweats and nervous thoughts of the B&Q selection of tools next to the chair they put you on, i got visions of taffyapple walking in with a surgeon suit on and a drill while saying " This is what you get for doubting tan you pro blue tw*t "

Off to the dentist this morning got an abscess comming in f*cking pain lastnight in work i was, i would rather eat a shit sarnie than have a needle poked in me to numb the pain ( not in a drugs way like ), hate the dentist with fear i do anyone else have a phobia of the dentist, cold sweats and nervous thoughts of the B&Q selection of tools next to the chair they put you on, i got visions of taffyapple walking in with a surgeon suit on and a drill while saying " This is what you get for doubting tan you pro blue tw*t "

Haven't you heard Tan is the dentist, no needle needed

Off to the dentist this morning got an abscess comming in f*cking pain lastnight in work i was, i would rather eat a shit sarnie than have a needle poked in me to numb the pain ( not in a drugs way like ), hate the dentist with fear i do anyone else have a phobia of the dentist, cold sweats and nervous thoughts of the B&Q selection of tools next to the chair they put you on, i got visions of taffyapple walking in with a surgeon suit on and a drill while saying " This is what you get for doubting tan you pro blue tw*t "

I've had a massive abcess on my jaw for the last 2 days. Worst pain ever. Going to try and go to the emergency dentist after work

Off to the dentist this morning got an abscess comming in f*cking pain lastnight in work i was, i would rather eat a shit sarnie than have a needle poked in me to numb the pain ( not in a drugs way like ), hate the dentist with fear i do anyone else have a phobia of the dentist, cold sweats and nervous thoughts of the B&Q selection of tools next to the chair they put you on, i got visions of taffyapple walking in with a surgeon suit on and a drill while saying " This is what you get for doubting tan you pro blue tw*t "

I've had a massive abcess on my jaw for the last 2 days. Worst pain ever. Going to try and go to the emergency dentist after work

I feel for u its a killer, I should of went yesterday when I knew it was comming but had to work lastnight tomuch money to lose so popped lots of pain killers to get through it which didn't do much for the pain anywayn f**k knows what this is gonna cost me again

f**k the dentist........ rather poke my eye out with a rusty nail..... plus have a huge phobia of the place...

had an abscess not so long ago, washed my mouth out with salt water regularly and a good mouth wash... worked, as its gone.. a day or so of pain but still no dentist for me...

havnt been for ages and refuse to go.. not paying a fortune just for a check up etc... most are private around me and what best part of 30quid just to look in my mouth...

a braun oral b a day,, keeps the dentist away!

bluebird1977

Off to the dentist this morning got an abscess comming in f*cking pain lastnight in work i was, i would rather eat a shit sarnie than have a needle poked in me to numb the pain ( not in a drugs way like ), hate the dentist with fear i do anyone else have a phobia of the dentist, cold sweats and nervous thoughts of the B&Q selection of tools next to the chair they put you on, i got visions of taffyapple walking in with a surgeon suit on and a drill while saying " This is what you get for doubting tan you pro blue tw*t "

Get a set of head phones and blast some good strong up beat music through you head, total distraction. Like all phobias the dreading is the problem, the pain is f**k all. quite often it's the noise of drills etc that people hate, hence the head phones, speak to the receptionist she'll sort it, it's not like it's that uncommon to have a dentist dread.
In my case it was the tax man i dreaded, far more painful.

bluebird1977

There better than mine

Off to the dentist this morning got an abscess comming in f*cking pain lastnight in work i was, i would rather eat a shit sarnie than have a needle poked in me to numb the pain ( not in a drugs way like ), hate the dentist with fear i do anyone else have a phobia of the dentist, cold sweats and nervous thoughts of the B&Q selection of tools next to the chair they put you on, i got visions of taffyapple walking in with a surgeon suit on and a drill while saying " This is what you get for doubting tan you pro blue tw*t "

Get a set of head phones and blast some good strong up beat music through you head, total distraction. Like all phobias the dreading is the problem, the pain is f**k all. quite often it's the noise of drills etc that people hate, hence the head phones, speak to the receptionist she'll sort it, it's not like it's that uncommon to have a dentist dread.
In my case it was the tax man i dreaded, far more painful.

gwyn , just got back now they gave me antibiotics untill the swelling goes down the twats should have just take the tooth out, guess they do it to everyone got to go back next week now ffs

I never used to mind it, then I had a route canal about 4 years ago. Dread going every time now, and to make things worse I have a toothache right now. I'm scared for my next appointment...

I never used to mind it, then I had a route canal about 4 years ago. Dread going every time now, and to make things worse I have a toothache right now. I'm scared for my next appointment...

route canal sounds like some kind of shiney pointy hand tool getting poked under your teeth through the gums, f**k that the needle that numbs you is bad enough if they take a tooth out

Off to the dentist this morning got an abscess comming in f*cking pain lastnight in work i was, i would rather eat a shit sarnie than have a needle poked in me to numb the pain ( not in a drugs way like ), hate the dentist with fear i do anyone else have a phobia of the dentist, cold sweats and nervous thoughts of the B&Q selection of tools next to the chair they put you on, i got visions of taffyapple walking in with a surgeon suit on and a drill while saying " This is what you get for doubting tan you pro blue tw*t "

I've had a massive abcess on my jaw for the last 2 days. Worst pain ever. Going to try and go to the emergency dentist after work

I feel for u its a killer, I should of went yesterday when I knew it was comming but had to work lastnight tomuch money to lose so popped lots of pain killers to get through it which didn't do much for the pain anywayn f**k knows what this is gonna cost me again

Think it's £40 for the tooth out or £177 for a root canal. Guna try and deal with the pain til the weekend coz I can't afford to miss work either. I've tried lots of painkillers including morphine tablets and the only ones that helped were the red nurofen gel capsules. Give them a try

I used to hate the dentist as a kid but that's because he was a c**t

Doing work that never needed doing, I didn't go for years, traumatised

I changed dentists twice and had no problems at all since

I hate the dentist. I had an absus. Which I left because I was scared to get it sorted. Booked an emergency appointment few days later. Took my filling out, refilled it and it became worse.
Next day I got admitted to the Gwent and my face had swollen and they put me on a drip for two nights as they feared that due to the swelling being so bad I may lose my sight.

Third day when it had gone down they took the tooth out. Took over an hour
I discharged myself cos we had Swansea away on the Sunday. Bellamy 1-0

My advice is dont end up going through that.

Get it sorted. And no one is more scared of the dentist than me.

Off to the dentist this morning got an abscess comming in f*cking pain lastnight in work i was, i would rather eat a shit sarnie than have a needle poked in me to numb the pain ( not in a drugs way like ), hate the dentist with fear i do anyone else have a phobia of the dentist, cold sweats and nervous thoughts of the B&Q selection of tools next to the chair they put you on, i got visions of taffyapple walking in with a surgeon suit on and a drill while saying " This is what you get for doubting tan you pro blue tw*t "

I've had a massive abcess on my jaw for the last 2 days. Worst pain ever. Going to try and go to the emergency dentist after work

I feel for u its a killer, I should of went yesterday when I knew it was comming but had to work lastnight tomuch money to lose so popped lots of pain killers to get through it which didn't do much for the pain anywayn f**k knows what this is gonna cost me again

Think it's £40 for the tooth out or £177 for a root canal. Guna try and deal with the pain til the weekend coz I can't afford to miss work either. I've tried lots of painkillers including morphine tablets and the only ones that helped were the red nurofen gel capsules. Give them a try

Madness i paid £16 quid odd this morning for two mins for some guy who looked like mowgli from jungle book to look in my mouth and tell me what i already knew while poking about with that needle thing they have picking away with that and his little mirror, then proceeded to write me a prescription and f**k off till next wendesday untill the swelling goes down guess they gotta make money the more you visit

I hate the dentist. I had an absus. Which I left because I was scared to get it sorted. Booked an emergency appointment few days later. Took my filling out, refilled it and it became worse.
Next day I got admitted to the Gwent and my face had swollen and they put me on a drip for two nights as they feared that due to the swelling being so bad I may lose my sight.

Third day when it had gone down they took the tooth out. Took over an hour
I discharged myself cos we had Swansea away on the Sunday. Bellamy 1-0

My advice is dont end up going through that.

Get it sorted. And no one is more scared of the dentist than me.

I would pull the thing out myself with pliers before i let it f**k my eyes sight up thats for sure, sounds nasty, i did tell the guy this morning can you take it out he said no as my normal dentist is away till next wendesday which im going back to see so in the meantime the swelling should have gone down by then.

It was horrible. I'm trying to find a pic. I look like elephant man. (Still do before some wise c**t makes the point )

It was horrible. I'm trying to find a pic. I look like elephant man. (Still do before some wise c**t makes the point )

My dentist is the biz.
Very pretty.
A city season ticket holder.
Huge plaque of ninian park in the surgery,
Plus a kavanagh shirt pinned to the door...........
Kinda takes your mind off things lol.

My dentist is the biz.
Very pretty.
A city season ticket holder.
Huge plaque of ninian park in the surgery,
Plus a kavanagh shirt pinned to the door...........
Kinda takes your mind off things lol.

Lucky tw*t

My dentist is the biz.
Very pretty.
A city season ticket holder.
Huge plaque of ninian park in the surgery,
Plus a kavanagh shirt pinned to the door...........
Kinda takes your mind off things lol.

Lucky tw*t

By the way I,m not a bender......my dentist IS female,
I forgot to add that.lol

My dentist is the biz.
Very pretty.
A city season ticket holder.
Huge plaque of ninian park in the surgery,
Plus a kavanagh shirt pinned to the door...........
Kinda takes your mind off things lol.

Lucky tw*t

By the way I,m not a bender......my dentist IS female,
I forgot to add that.lol

Some top dentists assistants out there also with tits and teeth to match

My dentist is the biz.
Very pretty.
A city season ticket holder.
Huge plaque of ninian park in the surgery,
Plus a kavanagh shirt pinned to the door...........
Kinda takes your mind off things lol.

What's his name?

My dentist is the biz.
Very pretty.
A city season ticket holder.
Huge plaque of ninian park in the surgery,
Plus a kavanagh shirt pinned to the door...........
Kinda takes your mind off things lol.

What's his name?

Ahh you swine, didn't see that you'd corrected it after. Still don't believe you

When I was a kid they used to give you gas to take your teeth out or for fillings, I used to fecking hate that, would be rough after for hours.

Now I have no problems with injections to the gumbs, or whatever else they do, last work I had done was a bridge fitted, one and a half hours he was drilling and grinding and then I had to go back for it to be fitted a few days later with more grinding and drilling, but it was okay.

I guess I'm lucky that I haven't got a fear of the dentist.

When I was a kid they used to give you gas to take your teeth out or for fillings, I used to fecking hate that, would be rough after for hours.

Now I have no problems with injections to the gumbs, or whatever else they do, last work I had done was a bridge fitted, one and a half hours he was drilling and grinding and then I had to go back for it to be fitted a few days later with more grinding and drilling, but it was okay.

I guess I'm lucky that I haven't got a fear of the dentist.

Same here Nobber, no fear of them. Like you I had gas many moons ago. I can still smell the stuff now if I think about it. Very sickly sweet smell.

Strange story here but a true one.
A son-in law of mine was in a dentist chair.
He had had his injections etc, then the dentist said "I have to go out of the room a moment and I wont be long"
Anyway, what seemed like ages past and he waited and waited.
All of a sudden there were police at the surgery checking every room.
The dentist had phoned the police and told them he was committing suicide.
He was found dead in the cellar!
Weird at the time, but he still jokes his teeth are that bad, a dentist killed himself after looking at them.

When I was a kid they used to give you gas to take your teeth out or for fillings, I used to fecking hate that, would be rough after for hours.

Now I have no problems with injections to the gumbs, or whatever else they do, last work I had done was a bridge fitted, one and a half hours he was drilling and grinding and then I had to go back for it to be fitted a few days later with more grinding and drilling, but it was okay.

I guess I'm lucky that I haven't got a fear of the dentist.

Same here Nobber, no fear of them. Like you I had gas many moons ago. I can still smell the stuff now if I think about it. Very sickly sweet smell.

Strange story here but a true one.
A son-in law of mine was in a dentist chair.
He had had his injections etc, then the dentist said "I have to go out of the room a moment and I wont be long"
Anyway, what seemed like ages past and he waited and waited.
All of a sudden there were police at the surgery checking every room.
The dentist had phoned the police and told them he was committing suicide.
He was found dead in the cellar!
Weird at the time, but he still jokes his teeth are that bad, a dentist killed himself after looking at them.

Crazy story steve

When I was a kid they used to give you gas to take your teeth out or for fillings, I used to fecking hate that, would be rough after for hours.

Now I have no problems with injections to the gumbs, or whatever else they do, last work I had done was a bridge fitted, one and a half hours he was drilling and grinding and then I had to go back for it to be fitted a few days later with more grinding and drilling, but it was okay.

I guess I'm lucky that I haven't got a fear of the dentist.

Same here Nobber, no fear of them. Like you I had gas many moons ago. I can still smell the stuff now if I think about it. Very sickly sweet smell.

Strange story here but a true one.
A son-in law of mine was in a dentist chair.
He had had his injections etc, then the dentist said "I have to go out of the room a moment and I wont be long"
Anyway, what seemed like ages past and he waited and waited.
All of a sudden there were police at the surgery checking every room.
The dentist had phoned the police and told them he was committing suicide.
He was found dead in the cellar!
Weird at the time, but he still jokes his teeth are that bad, a dentist killed himself after looking at them.

Crazy story steve

I know Ian, if a dentist ever leaves the room......follow him!

Off to the dentist this morning got an abscess comming in f*cking pain lastnight in work i was, i would rather eat a shit sarnie than have a needle poked in me to numb the pain ( not in a drugs way like ), hate the dentist with fear i do anyone else have a phobia of the dentist, cold sweats and nervous thoughts of the B&Q selection of tools next to the chair they put you on, i got visions of taffyapple walking in with a surgeon suit on and a drill while saying " This is what you get for doubting tan you pro blue tw*t "

Going soft with age r u ,i can remember u pulling a tooth out with ur fingers and throwing it out the Window at fiddlers on the way home from work once,then again those were the days wen You got comfortabley numb wen u had a bit of toothache

Had a bad experience in the chair 20 years ago and haven't been since, total phobia of the place. But going to man up and have my first visit next week and then no doubt lots of treatment will be imminent!!!