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The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:49 am

Yes thats right the annual Cardiff collapse will soon be upon us. This season it will start with a couple of strange results, a couple of draws with the odd defeat chucked in for good measure. The inevitable slip into the play off zone will come around early April time.

There will be tears and cries for Malky's head before the redbirds just about cling on to a play off place at seasons end. The home leg of the play off will not sell out and the second leg will go to penalties, From here it could go one of 2 ways, you scrape through on penalties for that dreaded play off final at Wembley (scene of your neighbours triumphunt cup victory a few months prior) where again you will go in front only to be denied by 2 late goals ala Macclesfield, the devastation will be tenfold compared to the Blackpool game as most will realise there will be no more chances. The other scenario is to lose on penalties in the play off semi.

Anyway sit back, relax and enjoy this years comedic genius that is the Annual Cardiff City Meltdown, starting Saturday 12th January 15:00. Hope you can join us. :ayatollah:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:52 am

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:Yes thats right the annual Cardiff collapse will soon be upon us. This season it will start with a couple of strange results, a couple of draws with the odd defeat chucked in for good measure. The inevitable slip into the play off zone will come around early April time.

There will be tears and cries for Malky's head before the redbirds just about cling on to a play off place at seasons end. The home leg of the play off will not sell out and the second leg will go to penalties, From here it could go one of 2 ways, you scrape through on penalties for that dreaded play off final at Wembley (scene of your neighbours triumphunt cup victory a few months prior) where again you will go in front only to be denied by 2 late goals ala Macclesfield, the devastation will be tenfold compared to the Blackpool game as most will realise there will be no more chances. The other scenario is to lose on penalties in the play off semi.

Anyway sit back, relax and enjoy this years comedic genius that is the Annual Cardiff City Meltdown, starting Saturday 12th January 15:00. Hope you can join us. :ayatollah:

Sounds like after last january but not this time im afraid :ayatollah:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:55 am

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:Yes thats right the annual Cardiff collapse will soon be upon us. This season it will start with a couple of strange results, a couple of draws with the odd defeat chucked in for good measure. The inevitable slip into the play off zone will come around early April time.

There will be tears and cries for Malky's head before the redbirds just about cling on to a play off place at seasons end. The home leg of the play off will not sell out and the second leg will go to penalties, From here it could go one of 2 ways, you scrape through on penalties for that dreaded play off final at Wembley (scene of your neighbours triumphunt cup victory a few months prior) where again you will go in front only to be denied by 2 late goals ala Macclesfield, the devastation will be tenfold compared to the Blackpool game as most will realise there will be no more chances. The other scenario is to lose on penalties in the play off semi.

Anyway sit back, relax and enjoy this years comedic genius that is the Annual Cardiff City Meltdown, starting Saturday 12th January 15:00. Hope you can join us. :ayatollah:


:laughing3:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:56 am

Your right about one thing, we will be joining you, next season! ;)

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:02 am

Enjoy yourself gypo.
But just remember when we arre promoted no one will be interested in your scummy little club anymore, not even throughout Wales. You will be like Fulham are in London. People know you are there but don't care.

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:03 am

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:Yes thats right the annual Cardiff collapse will soon be upon us. This season it will start with a couple of strange results, a couple of draws with the odd defeat chucked in for good measure. The inevitable slip into the play off zone will come around early April time.

There will be tears and cries for Malky's head before the redbirds just about cling on to a play off place at seasons end. The home leg of the play off will not sell out and the second leg will go to penalties, From here it could go one of 2 ways, you scrape through on penalties for that dreaded play off final at Wembley (scene of your neighbours triumphunt cup victory a few months prior) where again you will go in front only to be denied by 2 late goals ala Macclesfield, the devastation will be tenfold compared to the Blackpool game as most will realise there will be no more chances. The other scenario is to lose on penalties in the play off semi.

Anyway sit back, relax and enjoy this years comedic genius that is the Annual Cardiff City Meltdown, starting Saturday 12th January 15:00. Hope you can join us. :ayatollah:


Enjoy your time in the sun pegboy, like everything else in life it will not go on forever, the only consolation will be that when it happens, the retards from the arse end of south wales (like yourself) will be gone off this board never to be seen/heard of again, by the way, should'nt your user name be incredibly stupid gypo ?????

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:03 am

Says it all really. On the back of the biggest result to date in your clubs history, added to the facts that you're getting DESERVED plaudits from most of the footballing world, and all you want to do is come and talk about CARDIFF CITY.


Well just think, come august you can shed your part time Swansea supporters act and come and support your one true love. The capital city of Wales. The biggest club in our land. CARDIFF CITY FOOTBALL CLUB. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:10 am

aj1927 wrote:Says it all really. On the back of the biggest result to date in your clubs history, added to the facts that you're getting DESERVED plaudits from most of the footballing world, and all you want to do is come and talk about CARDIFF CITY.


Well just think, come august you can shed your part time Swansea supporters act and come and support your one true love. The capital city of Wales. The biggest club in our land. CARDIFF CITY FOOTBALL CLUB. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


Serious question, do you honestly think the floating fan will want to support a sell out club with no soul, a club that doesn't even play in it's correct colours, a team more akin to Milton Keynes Dons than than any other team in the world.

Or

A fantastic skill full quality side who continue to turn bargain basement price players into world beaters, a team destined for Champions league/Premiership glory over the next couple of years. A team producing some mindblowing football and growing as a club at a rate of knots.

It's a no brainer really isn't it. :mrgreen:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:12 am

speaking of no brainers :roll:


why cant you just f**k off on your own board?

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:13 am

Phonixfrommybackside come out of the closet?

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:13 am

Is your username supposed to convey a sense of irony?

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:15 am

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:Yes thats right the annual Cardiff collapse will soon be upon us. This season it will start with a couple of strange results, a couple of draws with the odd defeat chucked in for good measure. The inevitable slip into the play off zone will come around early April time.

There will be tears and cries for Malky's head before the redbirds just about cling on to a play off place at seasons end. The home leg of the play off will not sell out and the second leg will go to penalties, From here it could go one of 2 ways, you scrape through on penalties for that dreaded play off final at Wembley (scene of your neighbours triumphunt cup victory a few months prior) where again you will go in front only to be denied by 2 late goals ala Macclesfield, the devastation will be tenfold compared to the Blackpool game as most will realise there will be no more chances. The other scenario is to lose on penalties in the play off semi.

Anyway sit back, relax and enjoy this years comedic genius that is the Annual Cardiff City Meltdown, starting Saturday 12th January 15:00. Hope you can join us. :ayatollah:


Britains Got Talent auditions are coming up. Book yourself in....you'll piss it with comedy material like that.

Keep watching us though.

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:15 am

Mind blowing skillful football?

Where the f**k is that? Because all I see are a team who pack the defence and attack on the break after they have put the oppostion to sleep. The opposition defenders are asleep because they have nothing to do then make mistakes and let you in, like against Chelski.

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:17 am

So many bites, ignore them and they will be starved of the attention they so crave.

:old:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:21 am

Bluebird since 1948 wrote:So many bites, ignore them and they will be starved of the attention they so crave.

:old:



:lol:


i could have taken that advice from any other poster.... :lol:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:21 am

How strange thats exsactly how you would describe what happens, how many imes now its happpened? Was it 4 shots wed?

Gav ? Make this post short ptb

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:24 am

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:Yes thats right the annual Cardiff collapse will soon be upon us. This season it will start with a couple of strange results, a couple of draws with the odd defeat chucked in for good measure. The inevitable slip into the play off zone will come around early April time.

There will be tears and cries for Malky's head before the redbirds just about cling on to a play off place at seasons end. The home leg of the play off will not sell out and the second leg will go to penalties, From here it could go one of 2 ways, you scrape through on penalties for that dreaded play off final at Wembley (scene of your neighbours triumphunt cup victory a few months prior) where again you will go in front only to be denied by 2 late goals ala Macclesfield, the devastation will be tenfold compared to the Blackpool game as most will realise there will be no more chances. The other scenario is to lose on penalties in the play off semi.

Anyway sit back, relax and enjoy this years comedic genius that is the Annual Cardiff City Meltdown, starting Saturday 12th January 15:00. Hope you can join us. :ayatollah:


and then you woke up with your face in your weetabix, to find your mum with her teeth out giving you head!

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:24 am

Serious question, do you honestly think the floating fan will want to support a sell out club with no soul, a club that doesn't even play in it's correct colours, a team more akin to Milton Keynes Dons than than any other team in the world.

The floating fan (premier league plastics) will prefer to watch the true Welsh team, their capital city, not some scruffs team from brown town. I love the way you try to say we have no soul when it is you lot of bankrupts playing in a council ground with local taxpayers funding you, because you could not manage to pay your debts (or more likely did not want to).

Why were you playing in red? Why change your badge to look like Liverpools? Who is selling their soul, to try and pinch the Liverpool supporters of South Wales is it?

So no ground, record of not paying your bills, changing colours and badge to attract other supporters, it is you lot who have sold their souls (if you ever had one).

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:29 am

Hilarious! You know us too well...just as we know that you are cheating Jack B******s who are where they are now for taking the easy way out - otherwise you would be non-league just like your support :ayatollah:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:32 am

Hes back... like a Phoenix From The Flames.... :roll:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:34 am

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:
aj1927 wrote:Says it all really. On the back of the biggest result to date in your clubs history, added to the facts that you're getting DESERVED plaudits from most of the footballing world, and all you want to do is come and talk about CARDIFF CITY.


Well just think, come august you can shed your part time Swansea supporters act and come and support your one true love. The capital city of Wales. The biggest club in our land. CARDIFF CITY FOOTBALL CLUB. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


Serious question, do you honestly think the floating fan will want to support a sell out club with no soul, a club that doesn't even play in it's correct colours, a team more akin to Milton Keynes Dons than than any other team in the world.

Or

A fantastic skill full quality side who continue to turn bargain basement price players into world beaters, a team destined for Champions league/Premiership glory over the next couple of years. A team producing some mindblowing football and growing as a club at a rate of knots.

It's a no brainer really isn't it. :mrgreen:




So a jack ignores the plaudits about his club and again chooses to talk about Cardiff ...

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:35 am

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:Yes thats right the annual Cardiff collapse will soon be upon us. This season it will start with a couple of strange results, a couple of draws with the odd defeat chucked in for good measure. The inevitable slip into the play off zone will come around early April time.

There will be tears and cries for Malky's head before the redbirds just about cling on to a play off place at seasons end. The home leg of the play off will not sell out and the second leg will go to penalties, From here it could go one of 2 ways, you scrape through on penalties for that dreaded play off final at Wembley (scene of your neighbours triumphunt cup victory a few months prior) where again you will go in front only to be denied by 2 late goals ala Macclesfield, the devastation will be tenfold compared to the Blackpool game as most will realise there will be no more chances. The other scenario is to lose on penalties in the play off semi.

Anyway sit back, relax and enjoy this years comedic genius that is the Annual Cardiff City Meltdown, starting Saturday 12th January 15:00. Hope you can join us. :ayatollah:

Incrediblyintelligentjack. Surely a contradiction of terms!

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:37 am

glas wrote:Serious question, do you honestly think the floating fan will want to support a sell out club with no soul, a club that doesn't even play in it's correct colours, a team more akin to Milton Keynes Dons than than any other team in the world.

The floating fan (premier league plastics) will prefer to watch the true Welsh team, their capital city, not some scruffs team from brown town. I love the way you try to say we have no soul when it is you lot of bankrupts playing in a council ground with local taxpayers funding you, because you could not manage to pay your debts (or more likely did not want to).

Why were you playing in red? Why change your badge to look like Liverpools? Who is selling their soul, to try and pinch the Liverpool supporters of South Wales is it?

So no ground, record of not paying your bills, changing colours and badge to attract other supporters, it is you lot who have sold their souls (if you ever had one).


It's a centenenary kit you lamppost. We'll be back to normal next season when we are still the only Welsh premier league team. :mrgreen:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:38 am

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:
glas wrote:Serious question, do you honestly think the floating fan will want to support a sell out club with no soul, a club that doesn't even play in it's correct colours, a team more akin to Milton Keynes Dons than than any other team in the world.

The floating fan (premier league plastics) will prefer to watch the true Welsh team, their capital city, not some scruffs team from brown town. I love the way you try to say we have no soul when it is you lot of bankrupts playing in a council ground with local taxpayers funding you, because you could not manage to pay your debts (or more likely did not want to).

Why were you playing in red? Why change your badge to look like Liverpools? Who is selling their soul, to try and pinch the Liverpool supporters of South Wales is it?

So no ground, record of not paying your bills, changing colours and badge to attract other supporters, it is you lot who have sold their souls (if you ever had one).


It's a centenenary kit you lamppost. We'll be back to normal next season when we are still the only Welsh premier league team. :mrgreen:




urgh

seriously, when you guys are on your way back from wembly with your first major trophy, will you still be coming on here? :roll:

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:46 am

paulh_85 wrote:
IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:
glas wrote:Serious question, do you honestly think the floating fan will want to support a sell out club with no soul, a club that doesn't even play in it's correct colours, a team more akin to Milton Keynes Dons than than any other team in the world.

The floating fan (premier league plastics) will prefer to watch the true Welsh team, their capital city, not some scruffs team from brown town. I love the way you try to say we have no soul when it is you lot of bankrupts playing in a council ground with local taxpayers funding you, because you could not manage to pay your debts (or more likely did not want to).

Why were you playing in red? Why change your badge to look like Liverpools? Who is selling their soul, to try and pinch the Liverpool supporters of South Wales is it?

So no ground, record of not paying your bills, changing colours and badge to attract other supporters, it is you lot who have sold their souls (if you ever had one).


It's a centenenary kit you lamppost. We'll be back to normal next season when we are still the only Welsh premier league team. :mrgreen:




urgh

seriously, when you guys are on your way back from wembly with your first major trophy, will you still be coming on here? :roll:


No i'll be in the Hercules Pillars near Covent Garden getting ruined

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:54 am

Yawn. IncrediblyIncompetantTwat/PenisFromTheArses = Boring Effeminate Ultra-Obsessed Inferiority Complex Lonely Bore Of A Troll. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:56 am

Championship/Premiership glory :lol: :lol: :lol: Just had to fetch a new keyboard it's that bad

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:00 pm

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:
glas wrote:Serious question, do you honestly think the floating fan will want to support a sell out club with no soul, a club that doesn't even play in it's correct colours, a team more akin to Milton Keynes Dons than than any other team in the world.

The floating fan (premier league plastics) will prefer to watch the true Welsh team, their capital city, not some scruffs team from brown town. I love the way you try to say we have no soul when it is you lot of bankrupts playing in a council ground with local taxpayers funding you, because you could not manage to pay your debts (or more likely did not want to).

Why were you playing in red? Why change your badge to look like Liverpools? Who is selling their soul, to try and pinch the Liverpool supporters of South Wales is it?

So no ground, record of not paying your bills, changing colours and badge to attract other supporters, it is you lot who have sold their souls (if you ever had one).


It's a centenenary kit you lamppost. We'll be back to normal next season when we are still the only Welsh premier league team. :mrgreen:




urgh

seriously, when you guys are on your way back from wembly with your first major trophy, will you still be coming on here? :roll:


No i'll be in the Hercules Pillars near Covent Garden getting ruined



Ruined by some shirt lifter of your large rugby support probably.

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:04 pm

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:
glas wrote:Serious question, do you honestly think the floating fan will want to support a sell out club with no soul, a club that doesn't even play in it's correct colours, a team more akin to Milton Keynes Dons than than any other team in the world.

The floating fan (premier league plastics) will prefer to watch the true Welsh team, their capital city, not some scruffs team from brown town. I love the way you try to say we have no soul when it is you lot of bankrupts playing in a council ground with local taxpayers funding you, because you could not manage to pay your debts (or more likely did not want to).

Why were you playing in red? Why change your badge to look like Liverpools? Who is selling their soul, to try and pinch the Liverpool supporters of South Wales is it?

So no ground, record of not paying your bills, changing colours and badge to attract other supporters, it is you lot who have sold their souls (if you ever had one).


It's a centenenary kit you lamppost. We'll be back to normal next season when we are still the only Welsh premier league team. :mrgreen:



What!!!! So you celebrate your centenary by adopting another teams colours and badge?

Looks like you had no soul or history to sell doesn't it?

Re: The Annual Cardiff City Collapse

Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:13 pm

IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:
paulh_85 wrote:
IncrediblyIntelligentJack wrote:
glas wrote:Serious question, do you honestly think the floating fan will want to support a sell out club with no soul, a club that doesn't even play in it's correct colours, a team more akin to Milton Keynes Dons than than any other team in the world.

The floating fan (premier league plastics) will prefer to watch the true Welsh team, their capital city, not some scruffs team from brown town. I love the way you try to say we have no soul when it is you lot of bankrupts playing in a council ground with local taxpayers funding you, because you could not manage to pay your debts (or more likely did not want to).

Why were you playing in red? Why change your badge to look like Liverpools? Who is selling their soul, to try and pinch the Liverpool supporters of South Wales is it?

So no ground, record of not paying your bills, changing colours and badge to attract other supporters, it is you lot who have sold their souls (if you ever had one).


It's a centenenary kit you lamppost. We'll be back to normal next season when we are still the only Welsh premier league team. :mrgreen:




urgh

seriously, when you guys are on your way back from wembly with your first major trophy, will you still be coming on here? :roll:


No i'll be in the Hercules Pillars near Covent Garden getting ruined


I know London very well indeed. This reveals a lot about you. The Pillars is a well renowned shit-stabbers pub and a shithole - why would you go to a place like that with so many other decent pubs about. But then again, you are a shit-stabber used to living in a shithole so a natural habitat for an effeminate waster of a bore like yourself.