Chants not heard any more.....

"Ceeeeeee! Ayyyyyyyyy! RRRRRRRRR! Deeeeee! Ayeeeeeeeeeee! Effff! Efffff! Put them together and what have you got? - Kayyyyyaaarrrrrdiff! (Clap, clap clap)"

"You're going home in a f*cking ambulance!"

"You're going in the Taff! You're going in the Taff! And now you're gonna believvvve us etc.etc."

"Tip-toe, through the Grange End, (or Canton now) with your flick-knife, and your hobnail boots on, tip-toe through the Grange End, (or Canton now) with me."

"(insert name here) walks on water, tral la la la la, la la la la".

"(insert name here several times) - when he gets the ball, he scores a goal, (insert name here)".

"One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow....etc. etc. etc."

Ahhh good times.

There's loads more we would once sing. Some would be offended at past chats in today's weird world. Now it's the exact same crappy chants in every ground around the country but change a playes name or club name. Nothing original anymore at all. The atmosphere at games down the CCS is awful mainly. It's that bad I could hear just a drum beating for about 15 mins the last home league game. It's as if we are in the bottom end of the table

Yes give me a C etc "caerdydd"

A very old one from the late sixties early seventies

To the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean

" If I had the wings of an angel,
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Bristol tomorrow
And shit on the b******s below,

Shit on,.... shit on....shit on the b*****s below, below
Shit on etc etc"

Vincent Tans Barmy Army……..

Rent boy rent boy
And
We can see you holding hands
(Can't do these anymore for obvious reasons)

Whats that coming over the hill ....

There's loads more we would once sing. Some would be offended at past chats in today's weird world. Now it's the exact same crappy chants in every ground around the country but change a playes name or club name. Nothing original anymore at all. The atmosphere at games down the CCS is awful mainly. It's that bad I could hear just a drum beating for about 15 mins the last home league game. It's as if we are in the bottom end of the table

Absolutely spot on.

If I'm not at a City game, can watch on TV four matches back to back. If you take away the commentary, the crowd noise from every game is the same in all four games.

There is no originality anymore and all clubs sing the same songs.

The only things that are different are the pre-match songs - so Men of Harlech for us, Blue Moon at Man City etc.

We come from the valleys where the grass is green
The hardest fans you’ve ever seen
We don’t tell slys and we do tell tales
We are the boys from south wales.

We come from the valleys where the grass is green
The hardest fans you’ve ever seen
We don’t tell slys and we do tell tales
We are the boys from south wales.

1 man went to shit (SHIT)
Went to shit on swansea (SCUM)

Id love to hear the fans serenade heroes of years gone by...

Stantonah chant.
Fruit machine..
Millar from alfway line etc.
Thornes magic hat..
chopra over the hill

"You're going home in a f*cking ambulance!"

Taken from the OP - More down to the fact you have to wait 8 or 10 hours for one these days

"You're going home in a f*cking ambulance!"

Taken from the OP - More down to the fact you have to wait 8 or 10 hours for one these days

Very true

Couple of favourites of mine , we’re at the fa cup Leeds game .
Chanting to Alan smith - your supposed to be in jail and Dubbery your a grass , Dubberry Dubbery your a grass

A very old one..

Who's that tw*t in the big black hat, Dixon, Dixon.
Who's that tw*t in the big black hat, Dixon is his name.
On the beat all day, on his wife all night,
Who's that tw*t in the big black hat, Dixon is his name.

Sang to any copper in a helmet. It was reference to Dixon of Dock Green.
It was a TV programme about a police sergeant named Dixon. (about the same time Z cars were on) Circa 1966 I believe.

Anyone else oh here remember (God I'm old ) that?

Earnieeeeee - he plays up front for Cardiff with Leo Fortune West.

Heyyyyyyyyy Lee Bowyer, ooh ah, I wanna know woah woah, why youre not in jail.

When the red, red robin goes bob, bob, bobbing along....

We are E V I L

Your gonna get your F-ing head kicked in

Georgie Wood, Georgie Wood...georgie, georgie wood, hes got no hair but we dont care georgie, georgie Wood.

Hemmerman, Hemmerman jefft the Hemmerman when he hits the ball he scores a goal, Jeff the Hemmerman.

A very old one..

Who's that tw*t in the big black hat, Dixon, Dixon.
Who's that tw*t in the big black hat, Dixon is his name.
On the beat all day, on his wife all night,
Who's that tw*t in the big black hat, Dixon is his name.

Sang to any copper in a helmet. It was reference to Dixon of Dock Green.
It was a TV programme about a police sergeant named Dixon. (about the same time Z cars were on) Circa 1966 I believe.

Anyone else oh here remember (God I'm old ) that?

I remember that well -usually sung when they were kicking someone out- and many other old ones. See my post above about the "wings of a dove."

Awesome..

If you go down to the woods today you'll never believe you eyes
If you go down the woods today your if for a big surprise
'Cos Jeremy the Sugar Puffs bear has bought some boots and cropped his hair
'Cos todays the day that Jeremy joins the skinheads.


We ain't got very good manners
We only fight with razors and spanners
'Cos we are the skins with Dr Martens side by side

His name is Jimmy Schoular, the leader of the blues, we always win at Ninian Park, so take us to division 1 as that's where we belong. So when you see the boys in blue you know you can't go wrong.

Bill Irwin is the best, Gary Bell and all the rest, tra la, la la.

Bria Clarke superstar, how many goals have you scored so far.

Just a few from me, from my early days of watching from the boys enclosure in front of the Grange.

Shitty Swansea City went to Rome to see the Pope

At Swindon away in the 70s, their mob were promising all sorts of violent acts would be perpetuated on us.
The response of “you couldn’t take the Magic Roundabout “ still makes me smile.

"He plays on the left, he plays on the right. That boy Chris Burke, makes Routledge look shite"

Rent boy rent boy
And
We can see you holding hands
(Can't do these anymore for obvious reasons)

We can see you holding hands
That’s made my morning.