Odds on new manager

Knowing Tan the odds on the new manager...

Ticket office girl 6/1
Debs off reception 5/1
Bloke who cuts the grass 1/3 odds on

Sam Hammam 1/10 fav

Tan 1/100
Turkey man 2/1
Sven lock up your girlfriends 5/1
Dave oh fek Jones 10/1
job experience person 20/1

Note any well qualified person with good footballing knowledge need not apply

Sam coming back in any decision making role for me would be my tipping point.