Royal baby

There one was a Royal called Will
Whose missus was not on the pill
A baby was born
The media did fawn
And you and me footed the bill

There one was a Royal called Will
Whose missus was not on the pill
A baby was born
The media did fawn
And you and me footed the bill

Although as an RAF rescue pilot (doing a dangerous and very worthwhile job) he probably earns more than the vast majority on this motherboard. So he can afford it.