How would you celebrate a goal if you played professionally?

For me it would be either the Ryan giggs vs Belgium in 1993 run up and 2 handed point/golf swing or the hulk hogan ear to the crowd!

Pretend to take a shit on the penalty spot then rub it in alan tates face

If I had the ability then I'd do 2 cartwheels and then the Nani/Earnie backwards backflip.

I would wank

The Whittingham.

I'd rip my shirt off run to the away crowd

pound the bluebird on my chest 3 times, and give them the hail hitler salute

The Alan Shearer

It would have to be a generic celebration, followed by a simple Ayatollah

I'd either run to the opposition fans and wind um up.
Or shrug my shoulders and wander back to the half way line like an arragont c**t.

Run into the away end and kick f**k into the fat chopsy 13 year old giving it the big 'un in the back row.

do a david beckham

Whenever I scored a goal for my local team when I was a kid, I'd always do the 'Joe Ledley', you know the one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM6AJ1L1ULk

Now though if I was a professional, I'd probably be unprofessional and wind up the oppositions fans. Or a simple run to the crowd and the ayatollah.

In a quiet dignified manner.

Unless it was te jerks of course, then I would abuse them.