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Rumour has it that fans go first to the tattooist to have their plot number marked on their wrist and then straight from the communal showers to the ovens of the "crem.".
"We had a similar thing in the late thirties and early forties" the Shalke marketing director explained, " but had to discontinue it owing to lack of Lebensraum once other spoilsport nationalities stopped our "Drang nach Osten" he continued. "I think the problem then was that we tried to make money from citizens' deaths, extraction of gold teeth, collection of spectacles etcetera. However it is not our intention to make a profit this time. We have already charged them an arm and a leg for watching their teams' football" he concluded.
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