If your child grew up and supported Swansea instead?

Would you disown it?

what a stupid question, of course i would! id either auction it off, send it to the orphange or dump it in riverside caravan park.. (that is sarcasm btw)

chuck the fucker in a sandbag and throw it in the river

Straight in the bin.

Put em in the Attic and feed em fish heads...

You lot are barbaric!

Surely you would try to cure the child with understanding, love and acceptance. Supporting Swansea is a terrible affliction, a mental sickness which is especially awful in one so young. The child should not suffer stress just because of the team it supports. As responsible parents, it is your duty to seek professional help, such as a psychologist to help in the healing process.

And if all that doesn't work, simply sell the freak to a Russian circus. Enjoy the clowns you ungrateful little jack mutant b*stard.

I'd kick him back up her!

I'd kick him back up her!

But what if they supported Newport Milly

I'd kick him back up her!

But what if they supported Newport Milly

thats worse much much worse, and especially if your offspring kept pissing in the wardrobe

Stupid thread with ridiculous replies

theres an actual chance of this happening as i live in west wales.. but at 17months, he got the full kit and doing the ayotallah.. so he is on the way to be a bluebird

I would take him to a rehab clinic to get off the crack cocaine that he was taking.

Im surprised your parents havent disowned you only joking silly thread though and silly replies that includes mine

Would a lot of the replies here be the same if the topic was " If your child grew up and told you he was gay."

A question clearly asked by someone with kids

It wouldn't be possible, my eldest son is 8 and he is already crying into his pillow if the Jacks get a decent result!

In other words any self respecting dad would give the appropriate guidance!

Would a lot of the replies here be the same if the topic was " If your child grew up and told you he was gay."

I be happy as long as he didn't support scumsea

If your child grew up and supported Swansea instead?
Then it wouldnt be my child. Anyway f**k off back to twitter barnett and take your twin with you baker.

Just wouldn't happen, and vise versa. Its not like you supporting Chelsea and your son supporting Man Utd...cos they aren't local. I dont know one scouser who knows any other scouser who knows other scousers who support Man Utd....or at least admit it.

My children are not allowed to support any team, including City as they are both girls and women and football is against my principles.

If you knew how to be a parent, you'd make sure that your kid didn't support your rival club.

My kids are totally indoctrinated. Love CCFC and cheer on any team playing the Jacks, Wurzels and Scousers. Follow those simple rules and they stay in my will.

it might be something you will have to get used to in future fellas , kids these days rightly or wrongly look at the "big boys" in the premier league and want to be associated with success , youngsters are fickle and may not want to be associated with the dross of the lower leagues , you can't really blame them for wanting to support a local premier league side , better than man u or liverpool surely

Disown "IT" fair play I laughed at that. Now Adoption was created because of this after you scrubbed em in bleach

it might be something you will have to get used to in future fellas , kids these days rightly or wrongly look at the "big boys" in the premier league and want to be associated with success , youngsters are fickle and may not want to be associated with the dross of the lower leagues , you can't really blame them for wanting to support a local premier league side , better than man u or liverpool surely

That's what you want to believe. Kids either support clubs in the top 4 or their local team for family reasons, Swansea aren't considered as "big boys". As kids grow up, they eventually support their local team. Kids from Cardiff will never support Swansea, especially as we're on the up.

Honour killing?.........










(Joke!)

Well after careful consideration as long as he didn't start shagging his sister as well I could live with it

Be annoyed but your kid has a right to support whoever he/she wants.

Be annoyed but your kid has a right to support whoever he/she wants.

you had to get all serious didn't you !!

Would never happen with my daughter or my son, you have to bring them up properly to eat with a knife and fork, say please and thank you and never support the f*cking jacks. Wont happen anyway, we live in Neath

My kids are totally indoctrinated. Love CCFC and cheer on any team playing the Jacks, Wurzels and Scousers. Follow those simple rules and they stay in my will.