Season so far/forum poem
Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:02 pm
Haven't been on here for a while so i thought i'd come back with a bang with a poem about the season so far and the forum, all in jest of course!! 
VT put the money in, lets hope it don’t come at a price,
Someone got rid of Canton Magic, now wasn’t that very nice.
Still the Langstone debt hangs over us and that makes us glum,
But at least we have regular updates from Carl or Sam’s bum chum!
Bellers came back to us again and let’s hope he’ll stay awhile,
While Annis bans everyone who takes an inch let alone a mile.
It’s been a decent start and were up there in with a shout,
But when it comes to politics, I’m with Taffy Apples lets kick the saes right out!
The Huddersfield game was poor; at times it was like pulling teeth,
If you fancy it you can go with Nedd Glass round all the pubs in Neath,
When the team are flowing they really are a sight,
Nuclear will call you chief then offer you a fight.
With Bellers and Noone out wide, pace is something we don’t lack,
But why is sweansae dal on here, he’s a Swansea jack?
Of Helgerson alone up front, I’m really not a fan,
It really winds me up, but not as much as angry man.
Whits provides the control, a load of guile and know how,
And the award for best Avatar goes to Mr Moo Cow.
With Malky in charge It’ll be more high than low,
I also like the archer and his homage to the Bow!
The injury to Maynard was bad, it really wasn’t the best,
I wonder if Gwyn goes to games wearing a blue or red vest,
I admit I’ve only been up once; I’m a definite plastic,
I’m not as pc as Aherne he won’t call you a spastic.
The home form as been great, but away it’s not the same.
Let’s hope that Hoffmeister gets back for the promotion clinching game.
So will we go up? I really think it’s worth a punt,
Final comment on the forum, 1948 really is an annoying
VT put the money in, lets hope it don’t come at a price,
Someone got rid of Canton Magic, now wasn’t that very nice.
Still the Langstone debt hangs over us and that makes us glum,
But at least we have regular updates from Carl or Sam’s bum chum!
Bellers came back to us again and let’s hope he’ll stay awhile,
While Annis bans everyone who takes an inch let alone a mile.
It’s been a decent start and were up there in with a shout,
But when it comes to politics, I’m with Taffy Apples lets kick the saes right out!
The Huddersfield game was poor; at times it was like pulling teeth,
If you fancy it you can go with Nedd Glass round all the pubs in Neath,
When the team are flowing they really are a sight,
Nuclear will call you chief then offer you a fight.
With Bellers and Noone out wide, pace is something we don’t lack,
But why is sweansae dal on here, he’s a Swansea jack?
Of Helgerson alone up front, I’m really not a fan,
It really winds me up, but not as much as angry man.
Whits provides the control, a load of guile and know how,
And the award for best Avatar goes to Mr Moo Cow.
With Malky in charge It’ll be more high than low,
I also like the archer and his homage to the Bow!
The injury to Maynard was bad, it really wasn’t the best,
I wonder if Gwyn goes to games wearing a blue or red vest,
I admit I’ve only been up once; I’m a definite plastic,
I’m not as pc as Aherne he won’t call you a spastic.
The home form as been great, but away it’s not the same.
Let’s hope that Hoffmeister gets back for the promotion clinching game.
So will we go up? I really think it’s worth a punt,
Final comment on the forum, 1948 really is an annoying