I PULLED A!!!!

heavy duty munter last night down the booze.Fook me she looked like she'd been ducking for apples in a chip pan...had more hands up her than Sooty...been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe...got a face that could make an onion cry...so big i could'nt ride her into battle...seen more Jap's eyes's than an Oriental optician...a face like a stuntmans knee...a fanny like a yawning donkey...so ugly not even a sniper would take her out...been shot over more times than Sarejevo...has a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout...been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun...an arse like a bag of spanner's...and a belly bigger than Santa Claus...
Still,at the end of the day,a shag's a shag!

good to have you back with the jokes mate. hows it going?

CLASS

Got the text off you earlier ...passed it on to about 50 people

It's amazing how jokes get around OR we know the same people.

I received the exact same joke by text this afternoon from a Scottish mate.

"Got a face that would make an onion cry"

Class Sam

It's amazing how jokes get around OR we know the same people.

I received the exact same joke by text this afternoon from a Scottish mate.

"Got a face that would make an onion cry"

i got a similar one to, but it also had " got a fanny like a ripped out fireplace"