Happened today in work

A problem with the sewage and they sent a guy / plumber to check the pipe work in the basement. He checked one part above his head and realised something wasn't right and tapped at the pipe which broke covering the poor fucker from head to toe in raw sewage the blockage seems to go up 8 yes 8 floors so you can imagine the pressure the sewage went in his mouth and had to be taken to casualty. Can you imagine what it would be like to be covered in RAW sewage ?
Shit Sheriff I feel sick thinking of it.

A problem with the sewage and they sent a guy / plumber to check the pipe work in the basement. He checked one part above his head and realised something wasn't right and tapped at the pipe which broke covering the poor fucker from head to toe in raw sewage the blockage seems to go up 8 yes 8 floors so you can imagine the pressure the sewage went in his mouth and had to be taken to casualty. Can you imagine what it would be like to be covered in RAW sewage ?
Shit Sheriff I feel sick thinking of it.

Shit happens Steve

That does sound really shit.

A problem with the sewage and they sent a guy / plumber to check the pipe work in the basement. He checked one part above his head and realised something wasn't right and tapped at the pipe which broke covering the poor fucker from head to toe in raw sewage the blockage seems to go up 8 yes 8 floors so you can imagine the pressure the sewage went in his mouth and had to be taken to casualty. Can you imagine what it would be like to be covered in RAW sewage ?
Shit Sheriff I feel sick thinking of it.

Shit happens Steve

Not when part of my shit was in that pipe work

A problem with the sewage and they sent a guy / plumber to check the pipe work in the basement. He checked one part above his head and realised something wasn't right and tapped at the pipe which broke covering the poor fucker from head to toe in raw sewage the blockage seems to go up 8 yes 8 floors so you can imagine the pressure the sewage went in his mouth and had to be taken to casualty. Can you imagine what it would be like to be covered in RAW sewage ?
Shit Sheriff I feel sick thinking of it.

Shit happens Steve

And the best current avatar award holder.

This post is completely shit. I can't believe so much crap could come out of somebody's mouth. This is toilet humour that really takes the piss. On a separate note, I bet there was pieces of whole sweetcorn. Not even Aliens can digest it properly.

This post is completely shit. I can't believe so much crap could come out of somebody's mouth. This is toilet humour that really takes the piss. On a separate note, I bet there was pieces of whole sweetcorn. Not even Aliens can digest it properly.

Believe me every shit joke came out today Chief

I bet they will kick up a stink about that !!
Things like that always leave a bad taste in the mouth !!

Full of protein.

Fattys Pipe!! Snapped!!! COMPEN-FUCKING-SATION

No shit!!!!!!!