Diouf - Thinks he is better than he actually is and dirty as well.
Austin - Because he is clearly the love child of Emile Heskey and Adebayo Akinfenwa.
Emnes - Because he is a Jack b*stard.
Whittingham - Because he does what he wants and scores quality goals.
Ince - Great flair player and has just got on with things since dropping down a level which is respectable.
Warnock - Good old style of manager who praises those who deserve it yet is not afraid to dish out the bad stuff.