KIDS AND MORALS

My son said to me today, "Dad, my mate wants the name of the cleaner in your work and her number"

I told him her name and said that I got her number but I am not giving her number out.

"Why?", he asked.

"'Cause she got a boyfriend!" I replied.

"Dad, a football team got a goalkeeper, it don't mean you can't score!"



Fair play, I had no reply

Haha LAD!

brilliant

My son said to me today, "Dad, my mate wants the name of the cleaner in your work and her number"

I told him her name and said that I got her number but I am not giving her number out.

"Why?", he asked.

"'Cause she got a boyfriend!" I replied.

"Dad, a football team got a goalkeeper, it don't mean you can't score!"



Fair play, I had no reply

I won't ask why you have her number !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will take her number off you instead

There no answer to that Carl

For some reason, I had the image that your son was about 12 years old or younger and thinking "why does a kid that young want to get on an adult cleaner?"

Then I realised there's every chance your son isn't 12 years old or younger and it all makes sense!