Latest predictions

Kimbo to Celtic
Bellamy to retire
Bellamy to QPR Shaun WP to us
McPhail to retire
Michael Owen on a pay as you play deal (we've budgeted 56p for the season)
Earnie to Newport
Darcy to come back as a pacy winger
Taiwo to return as captain
Malkey to be our defensive cover
Kevin Bartlett to inject some pace in to the team
Don Cowie to train with Usain Bolt
Carl to stop updates until everyone agrees to agree with him
Vincent Tan to pay for a rent a crowd to improve the atmosphere in the stadium
Chris Pike is signing
Eddie Johnson is coming back after having a good chat with Kenny Miller
Annis to wear red shirt on Sunday with "I love" written in black permanent marker above our sponsors name on the shirt

Kimbo to Celtic
Bellamy to retire
Bellamy to QPR Shaun WP to us
McPhail to retire
Michael Owen on a pay as you play deal (we've budgeted 56p for the season)
Earnie to Newport
Darcy to come back as a pacy winger
Taiwo to return as captain
Malkey to be our defensive cover
Kevin Bartlett to inject some pace in to the team
Don Cowie to train with Usain Bolt
Carl to stop updates until everyone agrees to agree with him
Vincent Tan to pay for a rent a crowd to improve the atmosphere in the stadium
Chris Pike is signing
Eddie Johnson is coming back after having a good chat with Kenny Miller
Annis to wear red shirt on Sunday with "I love" written in black permanent marker above our sponsors name on the shirt

Sorry but no way will Taiwo be captain. The rest I'd say are dead certs

As if Taiwo would be captain while we have Hudson

As if Taiwo would be captain while we have Hudson

I get Hudson and Taiwo mixed up...

Is it true?

Is it true?

No Taiwo won't be captain. I've promised I won't comment on the rest

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