Jokes - Thursday

The difference between the sexes: A woman sees a skidmark in the toilet bowl and thinks "I'll get my marigolds on and scrub that off with the new cinnamon & apple blossom scented Harpic." A guy sees the skidmark and thinks "Bet I can piss that off"


Breaking News.
The Irish olympic team have just arrived in Beijing.

How do you know these things. You spying on me

Today, my wife walked in on me and her sister f*cking in front of a mirror.

I said "I know what it looks like..."

Following the death of coronation street bin man Eddie Yeats Weatherfield council have announced there will be a collection for him friday
Ps, all you youngster's will have to ask your parents

the chinese are making winning medals look easy
they are doing it with thier eyes shut

i see the Team GB olympic canoeing team are doing great
none of them have gone missing yet