Met a f%$king Jack tonight...

in America! A UK football coaching squad came to my home town in North Carolina for the week and sure enough, a jack was in their ranks. I sang to her "in the Swansea slums" and she avoided me for the rest of the night. Not a bad girl, but a Jack girl none the less. She did the ayatollah for me, and we had a good time, so we had a decent chat on neutral ground. Fair play to her.

did u slam one into her?

did u slam one into her?

did u slam one into her?

you know half of our lot would have tried Marc correction probably most of us

did u slam one into her?

you know half of our lot would have tried Marc correction probably most of us

Hope you bust her back door in, DRY!

in America! A UK football coaching squad came to my home town in North Carolina for the week and sure enough, a jack was in their ranks. I sang to her "in the Swansea slums" and she avoided me for the rest of the night. Not a bad girl, but a Jack girl none the less. She did the ayatollah for me, and we had a good time, so we had a decent chat on neutral ground. Fair play to her.

so did she avoid you all night or did you have a good time and a chat

I bet your a hit with the ladies

Or did she stalk you obsessively, like the Jacks who plague this board?

I bet your a hit with the ladies

well i don't see how you can be avoided all night but have a good chat with someone , i personally would rather not be avoided and have a chat
i bet you're a hit with the ladies

Or did she stalk you obsessively, like the Jacks who plague this board?

she did'nt talk to him it's obvious he's just pretending , the girl found out he was a cardiff thug and avoided him all night like the lower form of life he is

in America! A UK football coaching squad came to my home town in North Carolina for the week and sure enough, a jack was in their ranks. I sang to her "in the Swansea slums" and she avoided me for the rest of the night. Not a bad girl, but a Jack girl none the less. She did the ayatollah for me, and we had a good time, so we had a decent chat on neutral ground. Fair play to her.

so did she avoid you all night or did you have a good time and a chat

well clearly she avoided him all night, but then after 12 in the night it became morning and thats when he had a good chat with her

did u slam one into her?

you know half of our lot would have tried Marc correction probably most of us

Wes would be like a rat up a drainpipe mate

in America! A UK football coaching squad came to my home town in North Carolina for the week and sure enough, a jack was in their ranks. I sang to her "in the Swansea slums" and she avoided me for the rest of the night. Not a bad girl, but a Jack girl none the less. She did the ayatollah for me, and we had a good time, so we had a decent chat on neutral ground. Fair play to her.

so did she avoid you all night or did you have a good time and a chat

well clearly she avoided him all night, but then after 12 in the night it became morning and thats when he had a good chat with her

no don't buy that he's just trying to brag about talking tidy to a jack , she was probably avoiding him cos otherwise she would have smashed him up , and she didn't want a scene

in America! A UK football coaching squad came to my home town in North Carolina for the week and sure enough, a jack was in their ranks. I sang to her "in the Swansea slums" and she avoided me for the rest of the night. Not a bad girl, but a Jack girl none the less. She did the ayatollah for me, and we had a good time, so we had a decent chat on neutral ground. Fair play to her.

so did she avoid you all night or did you have a good time and a chat

well clearly she avoided him all night, but then after 12 in the night it became morning and thats when he had a good chat with her

no don't buy that he's just trying to brag about talking tidy to a jack , she was probably avoiding him cos otherwise she would have smashed him up , and she didn't want a scene

why would he want to brag about talking tidy to a jack????????,your all f*cking hated

in America! A UK football coaching squad came to my home town in North Carolina for the week and sure enough, a jack was in their ranks. I sang to her "in the Swansea slums" and she avoided me for the rest of the night. Not a bad girl, but a Jack girl none the less. She did the ayatollah for me, and we had a good time, so we had a decent chat on neutral ground. Fair play to her.

so did she avoid you all night or did you have a good time and a chat

This

I was catching a flight out from Gatwick once and I met Dennis Waterman in the bar,he's a lot fatter and older than he looks on tv, I asked him where he was going he said "La Manga to play golf".....he seemed a nice fella