A man put curry powder up his bum

He ended up in a korma

Best one I've heard in a while.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

A pizza doesn't start screaming at gas mark 6

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

A pizza doesn't start screaming at gas mark 6

Owwwff

A German dwarf came to London and went to a prostitute. She thought he'll never manage this it'll be easy money.
Just before he started he put a big spring on each elbow and both knees and shagged her for four hours non stop.
She asked him breathlessly,
"How did you manage that?"
He said.
"It's my foursprung dwarftechnique."

I came home from work to find my missus packing her suitcase. I said "whats going on ?"
She said "I'm leaving you, I can't put up with your kinky fetish's & weird sexual requests anymore".
Stunned, I replied "I can't believe it, but if you must go, slam the door on my cock one last time before you go".