Our team

If we signed everyone our deluded fans think we are or their sources have told them

Berbatov
Robbin keane
Demba ba
Michael Owen

Anymore???? Those are only a few off the top of my head, there's bound to be a few more crackers

Wasn't it Peter Crouch too

RVP is coming too and some bloke called Messi? Never heard of the lad though.

I remember Shay Given was linked a few seasons back...