Cheryl Cole

After shagging Cheryl Cole the other day, I'd like to say two things:

1. Her tits aren't that great, probably implants

2. The staff at Madam Tussaud's are right miserable c*nts.

After shagging Cheryl Cole the other day, I'd like to say two things:

1. Her tits aren't that great, probably implants

2. The staff at Madam Tussaud's are right miserable c*nts.

that explains the reason she was damp

After shagging Cheryl Cole the other day, I'd like to say two things:

1. Her tits aren't that great, probably implants

2. The staff at Madam Tussaud's are right miserable c*nts.

At least you didnt have to listen to her shite accent

At least you didnt have to listen to her shite accent

Or her shit singing voice, that's enough to make any man go limp downstairs

At least you didnt have to listen to her shite accent

Or her shit singing voice, that's enough to make any man go limp downstairs

That's why I watch the video for 'Call My Name' on mute

At least you didnt have to listen to her shite accent

always had that problem having a wank over biker grove when i was younger!!! bit difficult to mute then, had to actually go over to the tele to turn the sound off! and no not over pj and duncan before anyone gets that in