MY WIFE .........

Went into the changing room to try on a dress.....what does this look like she said?

Like a Boa constrictor trying to digest a horse I replied.

Went into the changing room to try on a dress.....what does this look like she said?

Like a Boa constrictor trying to digest a horse I replied.

I thought you only just got engaged mate, That was quick mate Christ

Went into the changing room to try on a dress.....what does this look like she said?

Like a Boa constrictor trying to digest a horse I replied.

I thought you only just got engaged mate, That was quick mate Christ

Don't mess about me Bowman

I sent a couple of photos of my wife in to a new programme on Channel 4.

They sent them back to me and pointed out the programme was actually called "Fact Hunt."

Any pics?

:lol:

I sent a couple of photos of my wife in to a new programme on Channel 4.

They sent them back to me and pointed out the programme was actually called "Fact Hunt."

:lol:

I sent a couple of photos of my wife in to a new programme on Channel 4.

They sent them back to me and pointed out the programme was actually called "Fact Hunt."

Las Vegas and Merthyr Tydfil don't have much in common, but they are the only two places on earth that you can pay for sex with chips

Went into the changing room to try on a dress.....what does this look like she said?

Like a Boa constrictor trying to digest a horse I replied.

I thought you only just got engaged mate, That was quick mate Christ

Don't mess about me Bowman

you better be joking Norris no engagement/stag/wedding party

Any pics?

You've already had her, so why didn't you take the pics then?

:lol:

I sent a couple of photos of my wife in to a new programme on Channel 4.

They sent them back to me and pointed out the programme was actually called "Fact Hunt."

Las Vegas and Merthyr Tydfil don't have much in common, but they are the only two places on earth that you can pay for sex with chips

why is the Mexican olympic squad so crap?????
cause any1 that can run jump or swim is already over the border