Truth Revealed!!!

I can reveal that Balotelli is really Leo Fortune-West's love child. This I know might come as a shock to some but others have suspected for a while now. If you look at Balotelli, he not only looks like Leo but his presence in front of goal, his finesse and his ability to pick up a pass and slot it home is clearly uncanny.

This also explains why the Italian striker is so angry all the time. He has "missing dad" issues. Leo has remained tight lipped on this but he has been known to brag about this one time where he scored in Rome.

I was at York when Leo scored a hat trick. All headed goals.
A couple of York fans reckoned we were a one man team!
I enlightened them.