England Jokes Thread

There's a warning of flooding in Northern England tonight. Mainly because the whole of Scotland are pissing themselves laughing over tonight's England result.

Wayne Rooney

alan shearer "we got to except we are 5th or 6th best team in world"

Hodgson just asked the English squad if they'd settle for pens. Everyone but Rooney said yes - he said he wanted crayons

Hodgson just asked the English squad if they'd settle for pens. Everyone but Rooney said yes - he said he wanted crayons

Roy Hodgson has just announced Englands list of friendlies in preparation for the 2014 World Cup Qualifiers.

July 14th- ICELAND (h)

August 3rd- TESCO XI (a)

August 22nd- ASDA 2nds (h)

These England penalty jokes have been going on 4-2 long

Before catching a flight home the English players visited a Polish Orphanage............

'It puts everything in perspective, it was really heartbreaking to look at their sad faces and see the despair in their eyes'



Said Ivan Aged 6 years old