Joke time

Met a girl the other night - name was Dawn - I was up at the crack of dawn next day - boo boom

When Bob Marley died - They had trouble closing down the lid on his coffin - It kept on jammin -

Dustman knoocks a Chinamans door
Chinaman answers with his trousers around his ankles
Dustman says - "Wheres u bin"
Chinaman says - "Just add shit"
Dustman says - "no Where's u wheelie bin"
Chinaman says - "ok. I wheelie bin wanking"

Dustman knoocks a Chinamans door
Chinaman answers with his trousers around his ankles
Dustman says - "Wheres u bin"
Chinaman says - "Just add shit"
Dustman says - "no Where's u wheelie bin"
Chinaman says - "ok. I wheelie bin wanking"

Girl: How many calories are in spunk Doctor?

Doctor: Listen love, if your swallowing, no one really gives a f**k how fat you are!