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Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:56 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... -goal.html

(Yes yes I know, it's The Sun, but it's of no relevance to the story).

All I can say is, if you're being paid over a million pounds to slur the odd generalisation about a mediocre half of football, the least I would expect is some basic 'research'. For example, when asked to predict the final four, pick teams who actually can.

Boring pundit, dull opinions, complacent and incompetent and should be quietly relieved of his punditry duties. There are many more individuals who would be better, just look at Gary Neville and Roy Keane's punditry success.

In short, bore off Alan.

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:16 pm

Phenomenal :lol: :lol:

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:34 pm

OhhhGa wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4357785/Football-pundit-Alan-Hansen-scores-Euro-2012-own-goal.html

(Yes yes I know, it's The Sun, but it's of no relevance to the story).

All I can say is, if you're being paid over a million pounds to slur the odd generalisation about a mediocre half of football, the least I would expect is some basic 'research'. For example, when asked to predict the final four, pick teams who actually can.

Boring pundit, dull opinions, complacent and incompetent and should be quietly relieved of his punditry duties. There are many more individuals who would be better, just look at Gary Neville and Roy Keane's punditry success.

In short, bore off Alan.


Been saying this for years, he is a dreadful boring and mediocre. Obviously whoever is in charge of recruiting pundits was a fan of the 1980's Liverpool side because that can be the only reason why he got the job along with that equally as boring Mark Lawrenson.

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:36 pm

I like him

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:38 pm

Speaking of Lawrenson, he made himself look like a moron commentating just now, pointing out there is no I in Team when Robben went off and walked round the pitch

Astounding insight

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:40 pm

Both should be sacked, repetitive and complacent.

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:41 pm

Oh and Shearer who thinks he is having a chat with the LADS

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:42 pm

I like Hansen and think he is a good pundit :ayatollah:

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:44 pm

Bowmonster wrote:I like Hansen and think he is a good pundit :ayatollah:


Did you happen to read the article?

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:59 pm

OhhhGa wrote:
Bowmonster wrote:I like Hansen and think he is a good pundit :ayatollah:


Did you happen to read the article?


Ohhhga no i never :shock: Just my opinion mate that i like him and rate him. :D

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:42 pm

I think too much is being read into it, he hasn't said all 3 from the same group will be there, it's just been twisted. He said he obviously thinks holland and Germany will make it, don't rule out Portugal, they are in the mix. That's fair enough to me, he thinks they could all do it based on capabilities, but impossible for them all.Sorry, probably sound like a boring old man tryin to correct u haha

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:46 pm

hanson outdated
shearer boring
larwenson...... where do i start with that clown :roll:

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:49 pm

They should get Keane, Neville and... well that says it all. A dearth of good pundits.

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:52 pm

TheLad wrote:They should get Keane, Neville and... well that says it all. A dearth of good pundits.


not often i agree with you but thats it
bbc and itv need a good clear out of pundits
i mean gareth southgate ffs

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:26 pm

Nobody can deny Lineker is fantastic though surely.

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:31 am

A true bluebird would know better than to use that piece of shit paper :old:

I like Hansen, although I have to agree with you Boris, the BBC pundits are f*cking woeful. Lawrenson is terrible, it's like they are too afraid to get rid of him, Shearer is so boring. Seedorf is alright I guess but he should be flanked by two proper pundits.

Souness is the best for me, not scared to mix his words as he has no desire to go back into management and doesn't care if he pisses people off. Neville is very good, as is Ray Wilkins. Notice how Sky give a lot of people a chance to appear on there programmes as a pundit but very few get asked back.

BBC should do this. :old: :old:

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:10 am

Dont read the scum but here's my two bobs worth on the pundits;


Linneker; smarmy c**t

Lawrenceson; useless c**t.

Shearer; boring, boring c**t

Hansen; used to be good, now a past it c**t.


Neville; not bad for a rat faced c**t;

Chiles; smug prick,ballon headed c**t;

The footballs good though.

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:40 am

Never had the balls to have a go at management himself yet loves to have a go at those who have.

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:28 am

I don't happen to read The Sun, however I don't look down on those who do as tabloid journalism has a purpose.

I agree with you all though, BBC punditry is dire and it feels like they've just accepted the Hansen/Lawrenson/Shearer trio. Sky on the other hand are far more willing to give new pundits a go and have a wider and more interesting pool to choose from.

Essentially, they need a shake-up; some may even say a 're-branding'. ( ;) )

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:18 am

Lee Dixon is one of the best that the BBC have.

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:19 am

hooligan858 wrote:Nobody can deny Lineker is fantastic though surely.


Hiya Gary...

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:53 pm

i like lee dixon and i like lineker as the 'host'. but hansen is a total bellend, hes got an attitude and ego and thinks hes in place to slag off anything he can find. he likes the sound of his own voice and if anyone other than the main guys are on the show he'll just talk over them!

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:58 pm

Bluebird since 1948 wrote:. Neville is very good, as is Ray Wilkins.
BBC should do this. :old: :old:

What?!

"My word this boy is a terrific talent, my word what a player"


He is mind numbingly boring. Savage is pretty good for entertainment, makes some good tactical points once in a while.

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:07 pm

I hate G. Neville as a pundit....

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:12 pm

JamesC wrote:I hate G. Neville as a pundit....


One of the best pundits around at the moment.

Re: Alan Hansen: The £1.5 million moron?

Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:18 pm

jama wrote:Dont read the scum but here's my two bobs worth on the pundits;


Linneker; smarmy c**t

Lawrenceson; useless c**t.

Shearer; boring, boring c**t

Hansen; used to be good, now a past it c**t.


Neville; not bad for a rat faced c**t;

Chiles; smug prick,ballon headed c**t;

The footballs good though.


Go get yourself some c**t ffs :lol: