NATIONAL ACCIDENT HELPLINE..........

that advert at the top of the page "have you had an accident in the last three years....does shitting my pants about 2yrs ago count?

Its all about causation.

If a car collided with you and the fright of the accident caused you to sustain a rupture of the rectum then yes you do have a claim.

My number is on my signature......

I like Paul Keevil's idea.