Today's jokes....................

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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 A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

Too Tame

As I looked at my wife in her coma, I said to the doctor, 'That's it. Turn off the machine, I've given up hope'.


'Sir', he replied 'Your wife has been in that coma for 6 minutes'.

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As I looked at my wife in her coma, I said to the doctor, 'That's it. Turn off the machine, I've given up hope'.


'Sir', he replied 'Your wife has been in that coma for 6 minutes'.